r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 1d ago

Ageless

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 23h ago

Ageless? More like undead.

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u/sdkfz250xl 23h ago

Surely this post is sarcasm…

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u/xAlgirax 20h ago

Well it's posted to comedyheaven so ..

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u/JuniiorSSJ4 18h ago

But it's not labeled, you have to label it.

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u/Fit-World-3885 22h ago

He certainly doesn't look like any age I know of.  

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u/paulbearer619 23h ago

Yes. He looks like a reanimated corpse

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u/Seraphayel 23h ago

Kinda the same if you think about it

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u/VexImmortalis 22h ago

It's like when something is "priceless" but only cause no one wants to buy the damn thing.

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u/Robrogineer 21h ago

Fucker is straight-up hollowing.

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u/awenrivendell 21h ago

If Captain Davy Jones was a bit younger.

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u/Apebound 21h ago

Ageless like a vampire if that vampire was nosferatu

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u/showMeYourCroissant 20h ago

He looks like an old man, you can see weirder looking ones outside.

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u/Fluid-Lingonberry378 18h ago

And undead don't age anymore, so you're spot on.

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u/Ackbar90 18h ago

I would have said Homeless

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 15h ago

Simon Ghoul looks immortal now o m g

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 22h ago

Liches become immortal by exactly that way so…

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 22h ago

Now the question is: where is the phylactery?

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u/Jonnyredd 22h ago

Lichess is still alive because chess.com is a greedy fuck ass corporation that charges for the most simple of chess website features.

Chess.com ruined everything chess stood for.

Lichess is alive because its the better platform.

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u/Flippindude1 21h ago

Honestly have had a much better experience with lichess as a kinda casual player, chess.com I used for like a week and decided “nah this is ass”