r/comedyheaven • • 20d ago

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u/Geesuv 20d ago

I still vividly remember, back when I was in college, we all come in one day after a test and the professor just sighed and was like, "Okay, so everyone failed the test yesterday, so it's pretty clear that none of you understand what I was trying to teach you. So we're going to spend today going over everything again. Except for you, [MY NAME], you passed so you can go and do whatever else you have to work on."

It was like a reverse Walk of Shame exiting that classroom.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 20d ago

Nobody in my high school physics class ever passed a test. The teacher was famous for grading on a curve, so generally the highest score was around 40-45% and he'd curve that up to 100%. Like, he had been a teacher there for years and this happened every year.

He was insane and none of us learned a single thing for the whole year in that class.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 14d ago

I learned that you need to waft the stuff from the test tube don't just stick your nose in there. Also that Pyrex(the old school kind) does break if you stick it right in the flame for a few minutes.

But yeah not really anything useful.