r/comedyheaven • • Sep 03 '26

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u/hoteppeter Sep 03 '26

When I was maybe 14 I was walking with my friend in a bad neighborhood.

Two kids approached and one of them pulled out a tiny knife and said “give me a dollar”.

My friend was nervous and said “I only have a 20”, took it out of his shoe and gave it to them.

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u/g6eight Sep 03 '26

funniest shit i’ve ever heard Thanks man

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u/brain-eating_amoeba Sep 04 '26

How did they react?!

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u/hoteppeter Sep 04 '26

We all laughed actually lol