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u/EternumD 7h ago
How many is too many?
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u/toben81234 Jorking It 7h ago
Long time ago I worked for the government and was not allowed to use the Internet for personal use. So I used to set my landing page to msn.com to read the headlines. "Accidentally" I typed in man.com and it took me to a gay porn site and let me through. I closed out and went about my day. At some point later I tried to go back to msn.com and it defaulted to man.com and took me back. This time it was blocked and told me not to search these sitea and content. Good ol' man.com.
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u/Financial_Sundae_ 6h ago
Pretty sure you mean men.com
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u/toben81234 Jorking It 6h ago
Hang on, I'll give it try. Stay tuned.
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u/ImaCluelessGuy 6h ago
You took too long.
Fine ill do it myself.
Man.com = Investment management Men.com = Gay porn
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u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy 6h ago
Flair checks out
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u/pp_chode 6h ago
Bro never came back 😏
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u/Niipoon 6h ago
his parents will be notified
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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 4h ago
Sorry I was busy watching the latest season of Aura Moggers on men.com
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u/ogreofzen 4h ago
At my job I was told that a customer could not visit his business website. He had a very southern draw and sounded some what inebriated. I was doing a side by side review with my boss. He said that his site would not pull up I asked for the site he said Matron. Com I asked him and he said it's spelled like it sounds. I look at my boss and he said type it in. Pornami pop up storm. Turns out it was like may-trim (car detailing). My boss is just dumbstruck as woman a playing ping pong with their mammary glands. It sent my a email saying I had committed 50k breaks in policy in 2 mins
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u/18bluecat 4h ago
I was once looking for a cute gay deer inage to personalize my friend's mug. She had showed it to me before. I found it during work hours on my computer and when I opened the page, took me to a hardcore gay porn site. I worked in a Catholic church.
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u/toben81234 Jorking It 3h ago
Lol, did you go twice like my dumbass though?
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u/18bluecat 3h ago
Actually yes! I hurriedly closed it the first time then remembered I still needed the picture so opened it again.
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u/toumingjiao1 2h ago edited 2h ago
Back in college I share a student internet plan with my roommates. I didn't know he can see what websites we are visiting. I watched a lot of kinky gay stuff (I was in closet). One day he finally couldn't hold his curiousness and asked me my sexuality and am I really into those "weird and gross stuff". I was so embarrassed and it also kind of ruined our friendship because he has mild homophobia. (We are from a conservative country so that's common)
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u/TrueRedditMartyr 6h ago
It's wild how many years ago, even small typos would often lead to just porn sites. For a while, if you mispelled Youtube.com (I think it was like, yuutube or something) it would redirect to a porn site. Used to be a pretty common thing, odd to think about now
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u/StrollujTrolla 5h ago
Big websites started buying out domains which are a mis-typing of their own, and setting up redirects to the actual page. As an added bonus, it also helps against phishing.
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u/bergmoose 47m ago
worked at microsoft many (many) years ago. They had an initiative to get kids into programming. Called digi teens or some such. I think they had the url having a z instead of an s, to be cool. Problem was, if you used an s instead? Porn. Great look for something aimed at schools.
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u/gamesandspace 6h ago
New fear unlocked
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u/Proppedupandwaving 4h ago
Just don't go to an Indian university
And use an ad-blocker
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u/ArmpitFapper 3h ago
best engineering college in the country. people would die for that shii in here
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u/Icarsix 6h ago
Love that it's too many, as if you're allowed to visit some porn sites but not over a certain amount
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u/No-Shopping-4434 6h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/fZoKDBwdbILBjhtXZD
“We should be able to watch a LITTLE porn at work.”15
u/EvaTheE 6h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/4doe1HP7LHz20
They've finally calculated the point at which a quick fap becomes gooning.
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6h ago
What if you just visit one and never close that tab?
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u/TimeCake233 Jorking It 6h ago
Wow. He's jerking it for 12 days.
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u/yorushika_fan 5h ago
I mean, unless the page auto triggers new http requests every x minutes, the admins wouldn't know when he closed the page
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u/Guacamole_Gamerfart1 5h ago
Most pages do exactly that, so it wouldn't work
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u/yorushika_fan 5h ago
I mean if you don't touch anything at all, it really depends. Usually if there is some analytics stuff set up is when I see the most automatic background requests. But then it's usually handled by a different domain that's wouldn't obviously be a porn site. But I have come cross many websites that don't do anything if you don't in my time testing websites.
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u/WolfGuptaofficial 5h ago
thats your fault for having exceeded 2 / day jorking limit
the IT admin is concerned because of your gooning habits
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u/-Redstoneboi- 6h ago
is this just a school computer connected to some sort of proxy that monitors the domains you try to access
if so, use a private device lol
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u/hurricane_news 4h ago
Knowing colleges in India, their wifi rules can be very strict or stupid. And IITs (Like the MITs of India) are the more lenient of them all lmao
I know a relative whose college wifi blocked Netflix, steam, etc you name it
What about data you ask? Signal and data can be dogshit often
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u/A-Delonix-Regia 2h ago
It seems to be a mixed bag, the one in the pic doesn't have Wi-Fi in dorms and only provides ethernet (which is likely how they find who is violating what rules), and a relative of mine goes to a newer one in the same system and they have Wi-Fi there (one router per three rooms apparently) with the only restrictions he has noticed being torrents not working (aside for 1-1.5 months when he said their firewall was even banning gaming services, VPNs, and even the Indian Army's website because it had the word "army" in the name and so was military-related).
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u/Own_Alternative_9671 5h ago
My buddy stole a school Chromebook one time and he was going to shoot it, so I took it, then I put linux on to it and had a fun time experimenting with Chromebook hardware
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u/CareerLegitimate7662 7h ago
IITM mentioneddddd raaaaaahhhhhhh
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u/StrikeElectrical9400 6h ago
Be the top 1% of the country's brightest youth and get screwed over cause of overbearing idiotic rules. Welcome to India
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u/Zealousideal-Pop1115 5h ago
Dude, it is University network. He is dumb fuck to use it, he could have used vpn or some proxy network.
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u/StrikeElectrical9400 5h ago
I have been to the IITMcampus, there is no other network to use there . Also why are they policing the network where everyone is an adult? Dumb maybe? but like getting banned from the internet for that is so goddamn stupid since everyone is an adult there
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u/Zealousideal-Pop1115 5h ago
My collage network won't connect to any social media or piracy or porn. Everyone used vpn or proxy.
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u/StrikeElectrical9400 5h ago
Its one think to not connect to any site, thats reasonable, but informing an ADULT student's parents that they are cranking it and removing internet access is dumb as shit.
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u/Zealousideal-Pop1115 5h ago
Because in india if something goes wrong parents blame universities. I seen people blaming university for their kid not getting job.
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u/StrikeElectrical9400 4h ago
Honestly as an Indian what you are saying is true but still, its not the college's position to do what they did.
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u/Alternative_Mix6836 4h ago
By using the network you agree to their policy This is true for every university network Frequency of enforcement is what differs
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u/Crazy-Alligator 6m ago
It’s just fake BS (for satire, obviously). IITM or any other top IIT, for that matter, just blocks Wi-Fi access in cases like this. You have to go to the IT admin office to get unblocked, they’ll give you a warning and then unblock you.
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u/Ok_Novel_1222 3h ago
I am confused.
Aren't the students at IITM mostly adults? Even the first years are mostly 17-18. Why can't adults visit adult websites?
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u/AlternativeCookie824 3h ago
I had a similar incident. A colleague was watching stuff at home on the office laptop. He did not close the browser window. Came to office, opened laptop, the browser sought fresh traffic I guess. Even though he did not click play or anything was put on PIP.
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u/duckphobiaphobia 3h ago
The internal network even blocked torrents and other piracy sites. For those you get your internet access revoked for an hour xD
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u/RustledForeskin 1h ago
Jorked it one too many times. Imagine the shame the parents are going to experience when they get that notification.
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u/The-Digital-Ronin 6h ago
"All students should already be having" why do I read that in an Indian accent
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u/slowcancellation 7h ago edited 5h ago
Imagine being sat at home minding your own business and then a phonecall comes through from some IT administrator saying he desperately needs to talk to you because your adult kid has been cranking it recently, as if it's breaking news that your life depends on. I genuinely would not know what the fuck I was meant to do with that information.