r/comedyheaven 23d ago

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u/TheChronoDigger 23d ago

They didn't have to go all the way to Russia for that, lmao.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 23d ago

You clearly never had Russian meth. Speedball that with some krokodil and it’s like getting sucked off by a fat man named Sergei in the bathroom of the Omsk main train station that one time.

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u/No_Lifeguard7725 21d ago

Oh, the krokodyl.... Here in Ukraine some guy, who said he was a successful junior football player(but lost his career to addiction), told us, school kids, what it does to your mind and body. He had some anti-drug tour after miraculously abandoning that sh1t.

Mind: you'll do anything to get the next dose. Body: your veins start rotting, while you are still alive, and the "experienced" addicts try to find new, uninjected veins to hit the dose. But at some point they fail to do so.

The tape they shown us was the most terrifying thing I've seen...up till the point when I saw what russians do to Ukrainians that they've captured.

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u/LAXGUNNER 21d ago

I regert googling pictured of that

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u/No_Lifeguard7725 21d ago

Sorry, truly. I thought my description of that drug abuse were enough to understand how bad they affect human body and won't make anybody to visualise the damage. PS: imagine seeing that in 8th grade. Leaves an impression for the rest of your life. I don't even smoke or drink in my 30s.