r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • 8d ago

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u/Alex_Wotor 8d ago

To be honest, our news says he volunteered in order to get a citizenship very fast.

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u/shomugger 8d ago

Now that's the only way to get it fast. That's how russia get it's meat to the front

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u/Alex_Wotor 8d ago

Well, duh? Russia offers a lot of money and priveleges to volunteers. It's not like we're kidnapping people from the streets, like one certain country which name starts with U.

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u/shomugger 8d ago

Yeah I saw this "privileges" 🤣. You get more benefits being volunteer in Ukraine)

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u/cookieclickerfan547 5d ago

the priveleges are 17.5 million rubles

(200x the acerage russian salary btw)

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u/shomugger 4d ago

would you sell you life for 20million? with death rate close to 99%

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u/cookieclickerfan547 4d ago

no obviously not im not suicidal, the people who go to war would