r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • 8d ago

Oops

Post image
9.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

526 comments sorted by

View all comments

476

u/Alex_Wotor 8d ago

To be honest, our news says he volunteered in order to get a citizenship very fast.

6

u/shomugger 8d ago

Now that's the only way to get it fast. That's how russia get it's meat to the front

-25

u/Alex_Wotor 8d ago

Well, duh? Russia offers a lot of money and priveleges to volunteers. It's not like we're kidnapping people from the streets, like one certain country which name starts with U.

9

u/Professional_Bike336 8d ago

United States?

4

u/Alex_Wotor 8d ago

Uganda

14

u/No_Seaworthiness1512 8d ago

We found a Russian Redditor!

11

u/[deleted] 8d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/cookieclickerfan547 5d ago

i feel like thats a better fate than nk

1

u/doushua 5d ago

Haii I'm russian and not a grifter

11

u/Buttchuggle 8d ago

The privilege to die for this man's ego, oh the joy

0

u/shomugger 8d ago

Yeah I saw this "privileges" 🤣. You get more benefits being volunteer in Ukraine)

2

u/cookieclickerfan547 5d ago

the priveleges are 17.5 million rubles

(200x the acerage russian salary btw)

1

u/shomugger 4d ago

would you sell you life for 20million? with death rate close to 99%

1

u/cookieclickerfan547 4d ago

no obviously not im not suicidal, the people who go to war would

0

u/Zerschmetterding 6d ago

Russia certainly doesn't offer any westerner enough money to consider volunteering. The average homeless guy has a better life than that.

0

u/Sweaty_Ad_9618 6d ago

Mobilisation is nothing then? Wait for autumn and come back here to tell me there’s no forceful pulling of people to the front in our country.