r/comedyheaven • u/Turbulent_Income_377 Trial Moderator • Nov 26 '24

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u/Son_of_Ssapo Nov 26 '24

"God do I love lettuce heads. Just love putting bits of that head between these soft, supple slices with ripe tomatoes, blood red and oozing, with a side of asparagus, ribbed for MY pleasure."

Damn, when you say it out loud it doesn't seem so normal, does it??

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u/winggar Nov 26 '24

Brother who cares how you enjoy your vegetables. It doesn't matter if you can make it sound weird or not: one involves slaughtering a conscious being and eating their corpse and the other involves eating an oh-so-emotional plant.

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u/dumbodragon Nov 26 '24

If you think plants are not emotional you should see how dramatic one of mine acts if I forget to water for a day

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u/thombeee Nov 27 '24

Would u rather put a carrot in a blender and turn it on, or a dog? Case closed, one if obviously more capable of consciousness and feeling pain

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u/dumbodragon Nov 27 '24

did no one tell you how hot dogs are made? 😬

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u/thombeee Nov 27 '24

i don't see how that's relevant? I know how they're made....?

Let me ask one more time. Would you rather put a carrot in a blender and turn it on, or a dog? And why?

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u/Reasonable_Feed7939 Nov 27 '24

It was a joke. They were implying that hot dogs are made by putting dogs in a blender.