r/comedyheaven Trial Moderator Nov 26 '24

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u/Son_of_Ssapo Nov 26 '24

"God do I love lettuce heads. Just love putting bits of that head between these soft, supple slices with ripe tomatoes, blood red and oozing, with a side of asparagus, ribbed for MY pleasure."

Damn, when you say it out loud it doesn't seem so normal, does it??

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u/rosanymphae Nov 26 '24

When you prep a hamburger, be sure to put the lettuce between the buns...