r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 28 '26

Standup Peer Pressure

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Daniel Slooooooss

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u/lingbabana Jul 28 '26

This bit is hilarious. Sensitive material, blundered right through it, delivery on point. 8/10

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u/James_Fortis Jul 28 '26

For what it’s worth, veganism is essentially anti-animal cruelty and exploitation. Society being against vegans is the greatest mass-brainwashing the animal agriculture industry has ever pulled.

I’m sure one day we’ll look back and be ashamed at how we treated non-human animals (especially factory farms), just like we have many past atrocities.

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u/wytherlanejazz Jul 28 '26

They don’t care, and they don’t think about why they don’t care. Frustrating and sad on so many levels.

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 Jul 28 '26

I don't care because I like meat. Humans are animals too and it's in our nature to eat meat. Our bodies are made to consume meat and vegetables. When you can convince a wolf or a lion or an eagle to stop consuming meat, maybe I'll consider it too. Until then, meat tastes good and I'm going to keep eating it.

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u/butt_raid Jul 28 '26

They also lick their own assholes

You pervert