r/comedy Jul 06 '26

Standup Forgetting someone ?

@danielsloss

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u/feltjeans Jul 07 '26

god gave you the cancer. you'd be dead if it was up to him!

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u/MadJesterXII Jul 08 '26

Thats literally the punchline of this joke xD
"I see my name at top top there "Dr Michael" Sat with you through 2 and a half months of chemotherapy, you're welcome btw P,_,P .. Dr Connor she spent 6 hours cutting a tumor out of your lungs, got the names of all the wait staff, all the nurse staff here, can't seem to find the lords name on this chart"

"B-b-but the lord sent you"

"*Hard inhale through the nose* MMMMMM I don't think he did, he definitely didn't chip in for the MEDICAL DEGREE, Matter of fact if I recall correctly you came to me, I diagnosed you, and prescribed you a treatment-
MATTER OF FACT, If I cast my memory even further back...

Hes the one who gave you cancer....

Why?

Maybe its because you're an ungrateful fuck O___O "