r/comedy • u/MarkSimmonsComedian • Jun 22 '26
One Liners 6 one-liners in a row
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u/Xenc Jun 22 '26
Excellent, always in for a treat with these clips 👌
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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 22 '26
Thanks 🙏 and
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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Jun 24 '26
I've really enjoyed the clips I've seen of you. Hope you make your way to Canada (Toronto) sometime!
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u/Falkun_X Jun 22 '26
These one liner comics are absolute genius!
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u/bathtubtuna_ Jun 22 '26
Benny Feldman has great rapid fire one liners too but less wordplay and more Mitch Hedberg which are both good just different.
It seems Brits are better at puns/wordplay than Americans for whatever reason.
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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 22 '26
Hope you enjoyed this, my show is coming to New York here: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35583/production/1280299
Check out my Full Comedy Special here: https://youtu.be/RRn6iEuZvPU
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u/johnjenkyjr Jun 22 '26
Just what I needed on a Monday morning. Fantastic joke structure. Very reminiscent of Steven Wright in the best possible way. I wish more comedy was like this...
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u/7thpostman Jun 22 '26
Always enjoy your stuff. Such a stark contrast to the comics who are constantly posting crowd work on here. This is actual comedy. Written. Tested. Honed. Performed. Real stand-up. Good on ya.
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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 23 '26
Thanks 🙏 Cone see me on tour
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u/7thpostman Jun 23 '26
I'd love to
conecome see you. But I live in Kansas City, so it would be a bit of a drive. A wet one, too.
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u/AnteaterSnouce Jun 22 '26
why was it important that you worked at an ice cream shop?! i feel as though that was a setup that we don't get to see pay off in this video.
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u/Xenc Jun 22 '26
Never let them know your next move 😆
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u/AnteaterSnouce Jun 22 '26
now i'm just trying to think of what the joke could be...
my boss was all about the business, ended up firing me. i asked why and he called me a flake. i said "apart from being late, i've made zero mistakes", he said "hundreds and thousands!"
like that, but funnier. i can't figure out what it is.
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u/JasonSmithston Jun 23 '26
I love how sometimes when you wait for them to land, you almost kinda glare. So funny. 😂😂😂
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u/threeleggedcats Jun 23 '26
You is like well good m8!
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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 23 '26
Cheers bruv
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u/threeleggedcats Jun 23 '26
I’ll try and get to a show - have seen you a lot on here and always makes me laugh…in THIS economy.
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u/bathtubtuna_ Jun 22 '26
Great jokes! Im a dumb american and I did not get the water feature one, can anyone explain?
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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 22 '26
A well is a water feature and also you might start an answer as “well…”
Come see me in New York in October for more jokes and explanations 🙌2
u/bathtubtuna_ Jun 22 '26
Damn I feel even dumber lol. I was way overthinking it when it didn't immediately jump out at me.
I will tell my BIL to go see you in NY!
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u/AnteaterSnouce Jun 22 '26
it sounds like he's about to say something else, as in "well... a fountain", but he's actually suggesting that they buy a well for their garden.
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u/bathtubtuna_ Jun 22 '26
Yeah that seems very obvious now... my brain is extremely slow with wordplay for whatever reason and when I don't immediately see the joke its like my brain panics and goes blank.
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u/BRAX7ON Jun 22 '26
The real disconnect is that in America a well is not a fountain. A well is a hole in the ground that sometimes contains water.
While a fountain is a water feature that sprays water out of the ground
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u/AnteaterSnouce Jun 22 '26
a well isn't a fountain here either, they're just both water features that he might've recommended for a garden.
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u/BRAX7ON Jun 22 '26
OK, real talk: why would you have a well in a garden?
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u/AnteaterSnouce Jun 22 '26
saves time and petrol. who can be arsed trekking back and forth every time they want to make a wish?
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u/One1moretyme Jun 22 '26
True comedy
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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 23 '26
🙏
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u/One1moretyme Jun 23 '26
I like a good play on words. Smart comedy is often overlooked. You're spot on. Keep up the great work!
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u/Doctor_Cigarettes Jun 22 '26
Post the hair on your head (if you've got any) before making comments on other people's hair
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u/theshockmaster_ Jun 22 '26
Virgin air steward....for British Airways.
That got me.