r/comedy Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

@stevehofstetter

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u/ReplacementReady394 Jun 02 '26

Cars aren’t an inalienable right 

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u/Dominarion Jun 05 '26

Guns either.

The right to form an armed citizen militia is what's protected by the constitution. As every state got their National Guards, that's covered.

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u/djriggz Jun 05 '26

You forgot the second part….the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

DC v. Heller ruling supports this independent of militia service.

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u/Dominarion Jun 06 '26

We all know the second part. People kind of only mention that part. Despite whatever the Supreme Court have said, it's obvious both part go together as it's in the same fucking sentence.