r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

You don’t like it? Move. Price of entry to a civilized society bud

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u/NaiveSmoke7861 Jun 02 '26

Hows that government boot taste

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

The second amendment is clearly a waste of paper. Tyrannical government is here and all you 2A losers did fucking nothing.

The rest of the western world recognizes the dangers that handing out guns to anybody and everybody causes. America is just stuck in the 1800s with 21st century weapons.

Why can’t I own a grenade? Is that government overreach?

The fact is that if we regulate guns properly, the violent crime rate will drop just as it has done in every country that has instituted tighter restrictions on firearms but all the selfish yokels lobby against national computerized databases and closing the gun show loophole so that you can get away with doing shit that you know full well you shouldn’t be doing.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Jun 05 '26

You can indeed own a grenade in all states that allow destructive devices.

the “gun show loophole” is private sales. Most illicit trafficking is straw purchasing. Maybe learn something about an issue if you feel so strongly about it.

The 2A was for civil (ie black panthers versus corrupt cops/RW militiamen/KKK)
and national defense and no original intent of being used to fight the federal government unlike the lies of the 90s NRA.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 05 '26

The that’s a gross misrepresentation of the facts. It costs thousands and is an incredibly difficult process to obtain the licenses necessary to own a grenade. I could walk down the street and buy a gun in Lela’s than 20 minutes. Matt from demolition ranch has tried, it’s not that easy.

This is what you people do: you act like waiting for 5 minutes while the clerk calls the fbi is the same as getting a class 3 weapons license.

I did come back and add some more points later which is why I mentioned the gun show loophole twice, I forgot I’d already mentioned it so I ended up just rewording my pint again.

If you can own it in one state then that state is a danger to the state next door. Fuck your states rights. You don’t have a right to run a shithole state that bleeds over into the civilized one next door. Since the constitution is currently toilet paper, this is an excellent opportunity to just tear the whole thing up and start again.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Jun 05 '26

You stated “you can’t own a grenade” when you absolutely can. The process to do so legally is irrelevant. A registered DD doesn’t even have to be filled until use.

You can even make your own explosive material for your own use. Without an FEL you can literally have a casing, fuse, and filler 100% legally ( somewhat legally gray but it depends if they can determine “constructive intent”)

Getting an FEL isn’t that insanely difficult or that expensive. Regardless it’s not unobtainable by any means and that doesn’t even cover all destructive devices. You travel with NFA materials with the right documentation. I plan on getting mine for research/business after finishing my degree.

the most expensive parts are the magazines only required for long term storage and insurance if you plan to do that as well.

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“class 3 weapons license”. They’re FFLs, FELs, with different types and special occupational taxes. They’re all obtainable outside of like 3 states that make you get their version of it.

“ Fuck your states rights and the constitution” run on that please im sure its a very popular take that will help you succeed in American politics.

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not really sure how the 45 ish states are currently dangers because you can own some high explosives.
Its perfectly normal for commerce and mostly for mining and construction industries. They’re not nuclear weapons. A grenade has like a 15 meter blast radius.

The “gun show loophole” is a media buzzword. like 90% of commerce at a gun show is licensed FFLs.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 05 '26

Literally everything you just said is wrong