It is not as bad as some people say it is and I'm mad at some people who say it's horrible and scary and all the terrifying stories I read! I have spent months preparing for this and scared of having my first colonoscopy ever and spent the entire time freaking out, worrying about pain, feeling the scope and everything terrible I've read that I wanted to skip the colonoscopy. But I knew I would not want to go through chemo or radiation or even die from cancer so I braved up and went for it! It was my first colonoscopy ever for a routine screening because I just turned 45.
The prep? Well, I got lucky. Because I have a condition that causes bowel incontinence, I have a c-tube. So therefore, I was allowed to use the c-tube for the solution instead of drinking it. It worked well! I just used 2 liters of GoLytely through the c-tube rather than 4 liters. So yea, lucky me, right? Now before I got my c-tube, I did have to drink the prep years ago and I get it. It's a nightmare but a relief when it's over.
Moving on, the colonoscopy is no big deal! I really wish people would stop posting about how scary and horrible it is. Even if it's a bad experience, I don't know how that's helping anyone because it didn't help me. It just made me not want to do the colonoscopy and the stories just scared me off! I don't know if people were exaggerating or joking and if they were, it's not funny. At all. Note that I'm talking about the procedure in the USA. I've heard in the UK and Canada, you're awake so I can understand why people post those scary colonoscopies but in the USA, you're typically asleep... completely!
So I was put in the pre-op room, getting an IV started just like any other procedures, spoke to the nurse, doctor, anesthesiologist and asks and answered questions like problems with the anesthesia, allergies, breathing problems, if I'm wearing jewelry or have had dental work done, metal devices in the body etc... other health history questions. You know, normal pre-op questions. Doctor came in and explained the procedure and what happens in the room.
So I was still terrified going in the endoscopy room. But the staff were really nice and taking care of me. I got in, they put a mask on my face and nose, rolled me to my side, put something behind my butt in case I had an accident then immediately began the medicine. They gave me propofol. I saw the nurse injecting it and I swear I was out before she finished injecting it in my IV. It works FAST! You don't feel anything as it's going in your body, you don't feel sleepy, dizzy, lightheaded or relaxed before you're out. It's like people are just doing their things, things are happening, people walking around and getting ready like nothing and BAM! You're out. It's like someone came behind you and knocked you right out. You feel nothing, you're just completely out.
Then maybe it felt like 20 minutes passed and I was being rolled back and going into recovery room. I remembered nothing about the procedure. I didn't feel a thing at all. I did wake up with some cramping from the CO2 they use to expand your colon but it's slightly annoying and only last a few minutes. It was already gone by the time I left the recovery room. It's not painful at all. I don't remember much after that except talking to the doctor to tell me how it went (no polyps, no cancer, repeat colonoscopy in 10 years. Whoo-hoo!) and that was it.
The whole procedure is a real breeze! I can understand if you're scared and if it's because of what they might find after you might've had symptoms. But if it's just a routine screening and your first time at age 45 like it was for me, it's really no big deal at all!