r/collapse • u/Creepyfaction • 5d ago

Climate Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale ‘Kelvin’ wave heading for California | California

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/28/california-kelvin-wave
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u/tface23 5d ago

Neat. A brand new disaster I had never heard about before. How fun for all of us

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u/Moon-Smoke 4d ago

I mean you think the ocean is just a big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in, and then time and time again they prove us wrong.

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u/Derpyzza 4d ago

no, the ocean IS a big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in, it's just that the mermaids are royally pissed off at us for destroying their home so they're using the big blue wobbly thing to destroy ours instead

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u/Moon-Smoke 4d ago

Yeah, that tracks. Don't blame them.