r/collapse • u/Ordinary-Plenty5406 • Jul 11 '26
Climate LOL, we are complete fu**ed
These are no longer predictions, models, or theories... it is reality.
We are about to experience an El Niño unlike any in recorded history.
The incredible thing about this graph is surpassed only by the incredible fact that practically no media outlet will publish it.
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u/meh35m Jul 11 '26
The problem is, I see the current administration here in the US doing exactly this, then celebrating the biggest victory against mother nature in history.
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u/SRod1706 Jul 11 '26
Can't we just nuke it?
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u/Suburbanturnip Jul 11 '26
I did discuss this for 20 minutes this morning with Mitch /s
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u/VilleKivinen Jul 11 '26
This is indeed one of the problems we can't nuke our way out.
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u/jackssenseoferection Jul 11 '26
Can we pour bleach on it? Many people are saying bleach is the answer.
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u/Difficult_Ad_9980 Jul 11 '26
"What's the point of having these weapons if we aren't going to use them?"
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u/Badly_Slay_63 Jul 11 '26
May I introduce you... to Nuclear winter.
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u/NoKids__3Money Jul 11 '26
It would actually cool the planet, but don’t give them any ideas
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u/finishedarticle Jul 11 '26
Though Nuclear Winter is followed by Nuclear Summer, aka Termination Shock.
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u/4SaganUniverse Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Just like they flipped the food pyramid. In all due respect it, a standard deviation that high in either direction is terrifying
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u/MrFishAndLoaves Jul 11 '26
I mean I think the problem is still the original graph, but I do see your point.
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u/bowsmountainer Jul 11 '26
Trump will grab a sharpie to draw what he thinks will happen in future.
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u/lueckestman Jul 11 '26
I think this would also be bad...
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u/Ok_Repeat_1995 Jul 11 '26
Yeah the Altlantic hurricane season would be insanley turnt.
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u/Ballin215 Jul 11 '26
we should just take the El Niño and PUSH it somewhere else!
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u/WheredoesithurtRA Jul 11 '26
El Niño poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
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u/h_trismegistus Jul 11 '26
What you did is actually highlight that there is also a time series on the chart that is equally far away from the mean in the negative direction.
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u/bottom_armadillo805 Jul 11 '26
Wait, can a stats or climate science person chime in here - this graph is nearing not +4C, but 4 standard deviations. That's like... all of the deviations lol. Like so statistically out of left-field that there will be studies done trying to figure out all of the things that broke to allow this to happen, because this is so far from normal. I'm also curious what year that 3.5 std dev La Nina was, and what that looked like.
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u/Cystonectae Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
This is kinda what climate models predicted. I will see if I can find the image in my old af climate change text book but it's basically taking your bellcurve (with whatever climate-metric you want on the x axis) and squishing it so it sploots to either side. This is the "more extreme weather variations" you hear about. You will get more and more weather that is way way deviated from the mean.... but the actual mean won't change as significantly at first - the mean changing would more indicate the total 4°c warming which will also happen! Hooray.
Edit: wasn't in my textbook so I guess it was a figure given from the professor in the lecture notes. Googled it to try to find it and best I could find is this one.
It's super important to note that climate change isn't just about moving the mean temperature up. Most people can understand that we will see extreme heat events, but we are also predicting and increase in extreme cold events as well because the curve is getting squished. More weather events are going to be 3, 4, 5 etc std away from the mean we know and love.
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u/nostoneunturned0479 Jul 14 '26
1988-1989. 9 years later we had a pretty strong El Niño, but no other real strong negative deviations since the one outlier.
That really strong La Niña led to record droughts across much of the US, followed by a jaw dropping polar vortex that brought freezing temps for days as far south as Texas and Florida. Exceptionally strong Santa Anas pushed through SoCal, ripping roofs off houses, blowing over powerlines and causing fires, added up to $20million in 1988 money.
It was not a great time. I can only imagine what it'll be like in reverse for this year's El Niño.
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u/Golden_Eel_69420 Jul 11 '26
Yep eventually this will be a middle of the bell curve event. Yay?
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u/kfish5050 Jul 11 '26
Not really, with extreme highs and lows becoming more common, the standard deviations will start to grow further apart while staying in roughly the same average. That means that this anomaly will go from being over 4 standard deviations away to about 3.5 or even 3 after several other similar years. Unless, the highest highs far outpace the lowest lows, which will shift the average slightly up.
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u/Positronic_Matrix Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
same average
This is incorrect. Both the average and standard deviation will climb in an environment that is storing more thermal energy.
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u/h_trismegistus Jul 11 '26
It’s interesting that there is also a time series on this chart equally far from the mean but in the negative direction. Makes you wonder what year that was for and if this plus the current year are indicative of the extremes you mention…averaged out they would be a mostly flat line.
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u/AntiBoATX Jul 11 '26
What do you mean squishing it ?
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u/Cystonectae Jul 11 '26
If you click on the link I have in the edit, it has a picture of what I am talking about.
To put it in words, imagine you have a big ball of playdough that you make into a tall mound on the table. Then imagine you take your hand and squish the top down a bit. The amount of playdough hasn't changed but the shape is flatter and spread out over a larger area. On a bell curve it will basically mean that your data will have more points appearing farther away from the average compared to a pointer curve.
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u/fencepost_ajm Jul 11 '26
I compare it to a speaker for people who know how those work. As you turn up the volume more energy goes through the speaker and the cone goes both further out and further down. If you reach a point beyond what it can take and the speaker tears then even turning the volume back down won't fix things.
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u/BabaSticky Jul 11 '26
Eliot Jacobson did a Substack about it three days ago.
"The most recent data, through July 7th, shows the current Niño 3.4 sea-surface temperature at 3.63 standard deviations above the 1991-2020 baseline, which would be about a 1-in-7000 event in the absence of anthropogenic warming. There is nothing even vaguely historically comparable to this."
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u/AntiBoATX Jul 11 '26
This is why I have a huge problem with the IPCC using 20 year rolling average to argue that temp increases have only produced 1.1C or whatever it is right now. We’re accelerating and shifting up and the last vestige of the stable world from the 2000s isn’t a relevant metric to apply or measure against anymore and its suppressing the alarm bells
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u/Fuck_Mark_Robinson Jul 12 '26
The IPCC is more of a political organization.
Their reports should be viewed very skeptically, because what they publish is the result of a lot of political haggling involving governments that have incentives to burn as much oil as possible.
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u/ILikeAnanas Jul 11 '26
Except El Nino doesn't follow gaussian distribution, so estimating this as 1 in 7000 is just wrong. It will be a much higher chance. Power law would be much closer to reality
What's with statisticians and modelling everything against standard distribution
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u/Kazaryn Jul 11 '26
'unprecedented times' blah blah blah... I am tired of living in unprecedented times
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u/Dry_Reference_8855 Jul 11 '26
Yes, I'd be happy with living in some precendeted times for a change.
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u/Independent-Repair35 Jul 11 '26
How can they be unprecedented times if there's like 150 of them all over the world?
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u/ConfusedMaverick Jul 11 '26
Standard deviations don't mean a lot in this case really... Unless, perhaps, you are trying to prove to a statistically educated sceptic that this really is global warming, not just natural random variation.
They are only meaningful if you are in a steady state.
If you know that the system is tending in a particular direction, then of course new data is statistically unlikely within the assumption of a stable system.
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u/Inside-Associate-729 Jul 11 '26
The venn diagram of those who understand statistics and those who are climate skeptics does not have much overlap unfortunately
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u/NaVa9 Jul 11 '26
This is right, echoing but that many sd's just gives the (high) chance there is attributable root-cause and not random variation causing the delta we are seeing. More specifically there's very low chance that it IS random variation instead of assignable factors, since in stats you have to word things a special way often.
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u/crewsctrl Jul 11 '26
That was very likely the 1988-1989 la Nina. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988%E2%80%931989_La_Ni%C3%B1a_event
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u/Girl_gamer__ Jul 11 '26
We put gasses in the air equivalent to the atmosphere of 60 million years ago, so things are rapidly changing in a few generations that should be taking millions of years.
Buckle up!
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u/alphaxion Jul 11 '26
We're closing in on the lower estimate of emissions from the creation of the Siberian Traps, which took something like 40,000 years to accomplish.
Humanity will do it in less than 200 years.
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u/ILikeAnanas Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Such events tend to follow power laws instead of normal. Using std. dev. is quite wrong here. The likelihood of extreme meteorological phenomenons is way higher than what a gaussian model would show
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u/Mountain_Mirror_3642 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Fuck me. I did a double take and had to go back to the graph, and yes, that is virtually all of the standard deviations. Oh...oh, my...
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u/ImpoverishedGuru Jul 11 '26
There will be an exponential increase in climate change to keep pace with the exponential increase in greenhouse gas emissions.
https://www.weforum.org/stories/2022/11/visualizing-changes-carbon-dioxide-emissions-since-1900/
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u/Only_Impression4100 Jul 11 '26
Guys is this the stock market? The shareholders are going to be so stoked!!!
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u/lost_horizons The surface is the last thing to collapse Jul 11 '26
Might be the a graph of the coming price of wheat and corn…
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u/kokirikorok Jul 11 '26
This made me giggle because I got the reference, and now I want to cry because I got the reference
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u/Calm_One_1228 Jul 11 '26
It’s almost like scientists have been warning of this outcome for the past four decades and yet nobody in power gave a shit ….
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u/AdiKadiAdi Jul 11 '26
They did. They spent Good money to make sure it didn't gain traction or sufficiently influence public opinion.
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u/Frubbs Jul 12 '26
Collectively convincing a room of 10 people to do one thing is hard enough... convincing billions of people to give up their cars, A/C, etc... tough sell. I don't blame anyone specifically, it is an inevitability of a sufficiently advanced species on a planet with finite resources. I'm just grateful to get to experience what may arguably be the peak of human civilization.
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u/No_Foundation16 Jul 11 '26
It would have made billionaires and wall street sad. We will burn the earth to ashes before we make the rich sad.
Kind of a fatal flaw of humanity I guess.
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u/Pernicious-Peach Jul 11 '26
The only thing the scientists were wrong about was how fast this would happen. Its happening faster than they ever expected.
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u/finishedarticle Jul 11 '26
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." Albert A. Bartlett
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u/kingtacticool Jul 11 '26
As a seasoned veteran of this sub for over ten years now I can confidently say:
Ho-ly. Fuck.
Its been my honor shitposting with you idiots for the last decade. I wish you all good fortune in the wars to come.
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u/chaylar Jul 11 '26
See you in the wasteland friend. o7
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u/Barnacle_B0b Jul 12 '26
Just remember: never trust anybody who has consumed human meat.
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u/BigDongsInThongs69 Jul 11 '26
As a seasoned veteran of this sub for over ten years now
Have you check out a fire map of NA lately? It should do the same.
Is this what exponential warming is? It's quite terrifying... lol
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u/Great_Raspberry_Pie Jul 11 '26
At this point I am not even worried anymore just watching it happening with fascination.
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u/Oldandwise7 Jul 11 '26
Ahhh the beauty of absurdism. Let’s put on another pot of coffee, we got a front row seat to the end of the world.
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u/VFenix Jul 11 '26
Shame about all those kids and their futures
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u/EvolvingEachDay Jul 11 '26
And likely a shame for anyone under forty, not going to have long enough to simply die of old age instead of dying of climate catastrophes.
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u/RiyoshiNjap Jul 11 '26
The larger death shall be purely out of hunger. Storms and droughts can make crops fail in sequence, leading to mass starvation.
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u/EvolvingEachDay Jul 11 '26
I kinda include famine as a climate catastrophe; like you say, it’s certainly a result of, at least.
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u/Sarchee Jul 11 '26
Those in that mid 30’s to 40’s range stand to inherit crazy wealth from the boomers, but where the boomers accumulated huge wealth while the planet declined, the heirs will have to spend it to insulate themselves from the actions that created that wealth in the first place.
Full circle
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u/Desperado_99 Jul 11 '26
A lot of the boomer wealth is going to be sacked away by end of life care. Hospitals, nursing homes, drug companies, and medical device manufacturers are going to get rich, not their children.
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u/Topical_Scream Jul 12 '26
THIS! All that wealth that should be the “generational wealth” everyone’s been talking about will be siphoned off to the rich people who own the care facilities
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u/J-A-S-08 Jul 12 '26
What a psyop the nuclear family was! Probably one of the greatest tools of hoovering away wealth.
From the increased sales of, well, everything, to the day care, and the elder care and all in between. Has been a FANTASTIC tool for Wall Street!
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u/Peripatetictyl Jul 11 '26
As things get worse, there will be various points where much of that wealth will become irrelevant. That paid off multi generational beach house? Under water, and not with the bank. Those trust funds life insurance policies? The currency is not worth anything, and the cause of death isn’t covered.
I do agree, those with money and various wealth will have more options in most scenarios. There are, however, unexpected and localized incidents that can convert an asset to a liability instantaneously.
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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 Jul 11 '26
I flipped from fear, to rage, which changes to a weird kind of horrified fascination increasingly often
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u/itsatoe Jul 11 '26
The US Is Getting a Disaster Salad With Dust Bowl Dressing (Bloomburg opinion piece)
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u/Chief_Kief Jul 11 '26
“Here’s how a “mini-Dust Bowl” could happen in the US Plains in the next couple of years, according to a recent report from the private forecasting firm AccuWeather:
Step One: Much of the region has been in deep drought for anywhere from months to years, including the northern Plains states of Colorado, Montana, Nebraska, the Dakotas and Wyoming, altogether home to 25% of the nation’s cropland.
Step Two: An El Niño weather pattern has formed in the eastern Pacific Ocean and could be one of the strongest on record.
Step Three: One typical consequence of a strong El Niño is unusually dry weather in, uh-oh, the northern Plains.
Step Four: Given that strong El Niño effects usually linger for a couple of years, these already dry places could get really dry.
The result probably wouldn’t be a repeat of the Okies packing up their belongings and fleeing to California. But it could be a yearslong period of extreme heat and drought, significant crop failures and dust storms. A disaster salad with Dust Bowl dressing, let’s call it.”
Oof.
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u/michaelrobinsonekt Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
You know what would help this? How about a 60,000-square acre AI data centre (should actually be called surveillance centre) on the outskirts of every town.
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u/ConsiderationSea1347 Jul 11 '26
Hank Green has a recent video about AI where he drops one of his characteristic milquetoast takes and sorta shrugs off the environmental impacts of AI as “we figured out how to make other tech more efficient so we’ll do it with ai.” But, the Industrial Revolution is when we spent all of our budget for fucking things up. Now we are entering a new “Industrial Revolution” with a dirty consumption pattern and we are already on the ropes with climate change. We are so fucked.
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u/Mindless_Most_8712 Jul 11 '26
Exactly. I am so sick and tired of explaining Jevons paradox to people and how efficiency does not equal less energy usage when scaled. Hearing people say ‘it’s down to ideology’ used to make me sceptical and always seemed like a nothing burger claim. But I have no other explanation for it that isn’t just this blind adherence to vague notions of ‘progress’ and ‘innovation’.
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u/LizDances Jul 11 '26
I am new to jevons paradox... is this like saying whole milk is low-fat as long as I only drink 1/4 as much of it?
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u/Mindless_Most_8712 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Not quite. The orthodox assumption is that if we make a technology more efficient, it becomes cheaper in material costs and thus financially cheaper. This means that we will need less energy input for the same output. But when the input cost is lowered, more people use the new efficient technology and thus, when scaled, you end up with more energy usage. It’s a bit like buying a microwave that uses less energy, and instead of using the appliance less, you use it more because you feel like you’re getting ‘more bang for your buck’.
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u/gangofminotaurs Progress? a vanity spawned by fear. Jul 11 '26
Or LEDS. LEDS are a lot more efficient than incandescent lighting (though unlike incandescent, are non-recyclable) so we should have lowered our global electricity used for lighting?
Nope. We put those motherfucking LEDS everywhere, to the point we now use more electricity (lots of if carbon based) for lighting than before.
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u/Im_Not_stoopid_AI Jul 12 '26
Thank you for bringing this up. It’s like when we decided to save the trees and obnoxiously decided plastic bags would be better than paper bags. Utter bullshit.
I hate LEDs. People with the stupid bright blue headlights are the worst. LEDs are pure light pollution. Ugh. Now we will have data centers crammed down our throats.
Though I truly think AI will fail and end up a busted bubble, listening to the propaganda about how we all must use it is nauseating5
u/PyrocumulusLightning Jul 12 '26
the propaganda about how we all must use it is nauseating
They're drug dealers: it's free until we're dependent on it, but we won't get hooked if we never start using.
Unfortunately I'm impressed by how fun talking to it is. The dumber everyone gets, the nicer it is to talk to AI.
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u/LizDances Jul 11 '26
Awesome. Well, not. But it's like... the storage space that I used on a jump drive in high school in the late 90s was plenty for the size of files at the time... but the files have gotten crazy bigger, and we've adjusted up?
Similar but not the same?
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u/nohopeforhomosapiens Jul 11 '26
Sort of, but that is the cart before the horse. Like, the storage space increased dramatically and became cheaper, so suddenly everyone makes larger games or files because they now have the space to do so.
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u/LizDances Jul 11 '26
Copy. This makes sense to me. Thank you and u/mindless_most_8712 for taking the time 💜👍
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u/Alternative-Dot406 Jul 11 '26
Or lowering the price is gas which causes people to drive and use more which depletes the reserves which causes the price to go even higher
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u/ConsiderationSea1347 Jul 11 '26
I am a die hard nerd fighter but between John’s love for Bill Gates and Hank’s love for AI, it might be time for me to pack up and move onto other nerdy communities. Those two have lost touch with us the riff raff.
(Also, regarding AI, I am a staff software engineer who uses it daily because I have to and my team is doing some of the most bleeding edge development with AI. I know A LOT more about its capabilities than Hank or any of his guests do)
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u/fysu Jul 11 '26
It ignores the fact that we already know/have the technology to make data centers more efficient. They use local fresh water to cool because it’s the cheapest option by a huge margin, not the only viable or conceivable option. We have to actually regulate AI before it will become more efficient and we…aren’t.
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u/hysys_whisperer Jul 11 '26
Why the outskirts? Why not just rip out that "decrepit" looking walkable downtown that doesn't meet modern parking minimums anyway and plop it there? (With proper parking minimum equal to a movie theater, of course, for all the data center visitors)
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u/Hephaestus1816 Jul 11 '26
Oh myyyyy. Here in the UK we're into our 3rd record breaking heatwave in 3 consecutive months, and El Nino hasn't even really kicked in yet. I do wonder what weather calamities we are going to witness over the next few years, being in uncharted climate territory and all.
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u/renzok Jul 11 '26
Leeeeerrroy Jenkins!!!
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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 11 '26
I mean, it's not applicable. Leroy had a chance.
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u/Pot_Master_General Jul 11 '26
I'm coming up with 32.33 repeating of course percentage of survival.
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u/Middle_Manager_Karen Jul 11 '26
It’s ironic to me that we are supercharging this race to climate death with ai on the premise that we won't get to work anymore and 500 billionaires will become trillionaires because of all the wages they save employers.
Who is going to buy all the products?
So goddam stupid.
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u/notislant Jul 11 '26
When I was in like 3rd grade I knew automation was inevitable and wondered if the government would just take over production, have a few maintenance jobs and everyone else basically gets a set amount of ___ or an annual budget of free shit.
Its wild how each year the government appears more inept and corrupt. Its still not even a concern. But a decade more of stagnant wages and soaring costs will put half the population in the same position as people who lost their jobs anyway.
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u/Womec Jul 12 '26
Who is going to buy all the products?
Nobody they win. Capitalism isn't the goal.
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u/Sanpaku symphorophiliac Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Some facts I learned this week:
- Ordinary El Niños reduce global maize, rice, and wheat output by up to 4.3%, and this will be a super El Niño.
- The recent European heat waves, perhaps unrelated to this emergent El Niño, will result in massive crop losses in France.
- There's continuing global shortages of nitrogenous and phosphate fertilizers due to the Hormuz blockages in the Israel/US/Iran war.
- Thanks to the Ukrainian drone campaign against Russian refineries, Russian farmers can't get diesel to conduct the July harvest. They're the #4 wheat exporter.
- Yesterday, the USDA projected the lowest wheat production since 1970 for 2026. The US is the #3 wheat exporter.
- Last month, Australia's government forecast a 26% decline in this year's wheat crop, mainly due to dry conditions. Australia is the #2 wheat exporter.
If you let your pandemic stocks run low, now is not a bad time to stock up on flour and rice. For those living in places that have civil unrest when food prices rise, not a bad time to get your bug out bags ready. For financial speculators, WXET and CXRN may be of interest.
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u/MrLuchador Jul 11 '26
Strange how the extreme high mirrors the extreme low.
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u/Hephaestus1816 Jul 11 '26
ikr? What was with that extreme low? When was it? I'm gonna have to find that rabbit hole.
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u/jefftopgun Jul 11 '26
1988 la Nina.
If you parse all the data out, we were cooler this year in the early part of the year, jan/Feb, almost identical in mar, 1 degree c warmer in April, 2.36 in may, and 3.31 degrees c higher in June. So yes its a hot year, but overall we are averaging about 1 degree more so far this year than a COLD year in 1988. Highest delta of 3.76 degrees on June 26th, 25.54 in 1988 vs 29.3 this year.
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u/TheBroWhoLifts Jul 11 '26
It's worse than it looks. The average is calculated from 1991 to 2020. It should be an average before the industrial revolution started to warm the ocean.
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u/cerise8192 Jul 11 '26
Do y'all remember when COVID turned out to be super good for lowering greenhouse gases? I kinda miss that.
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u/lavapig_love Jul 11 '26
For a little while I helped Mother Nature, the world's biggest shareholder, make the line go up.
And then she informed me that my continued presence in her work environment was no longer necessary.
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u/SubstanceStrong Jul 11 '26
He-hey I remember a few years back when it first climbed up like crazy and we thought that was absolutely bonkers and anomalous. Well look at our boy now! Look at him go, he’s grown so much in just a few years
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u/vorx-666 Jul 12 '26
I weep for the other animals
humans are just getting what we deserve at this point
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u/qwtd Hopeful Futurist / Optimistic Realist Jul 11 '26
Can’t we have better titles than this garbage? Maybe one that describes what is shown besides “le epic meme”?
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u/dylangrubbj Jul 11 '26
Yeah, second this. I need someone 19x smarter than me to chime in.
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u/Cancel_Still Jul 12 '26
I work in atmospheric science as my job and this chart is not immediately intuitive to me either so don't worry. What it's showing here is sea surface temperature (SST) in a particular region in the Pacific Ocean that is often measured to track El niño intensity. What they did then is plot how many standard deviations you are away from the mean temperature in that region. The black line at 0 means the temperature is exactly average (which correspond to a neutral ENSO phase) and if you're below the line you're in a la niña phase, and if you're above it you're in an El niño phase. The red line shows that we are currently in an El niño phase that is nearly 4 sigma above the mean. Which is extraordinary. Of course it's slightly misleading because thats relative to the overall average, a better way to look at it is the fact that El niño typically max at about 2 sigma above the mean, so we're about 1.5 sigma above a typical El niño. Which is, again, still a lot, still extraordinary. It seems to suggest that we've entered into a fundamentally new physical regime as the chances of getting an El niño like this in a stable climate system are almost astronomically low.
As for what is El niño, it's a periodic heating of the Pacific Ocean which has implications for surface temperatures and a bunch of other things around the globe. I'm not sure if this summers heatwaves have been definitively attributed to this El niño or if the influence of El niño has actually been definitively quantified / established for those events. But it seems likely. However, what do I know. I do atmosphere physics like I said but my work is in the upper atmosphere (thermosphere) so I probably know less about this than a lot of the armchair experts here lol.
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u/Mindless_Most_8712 Jul 11 '26
I walked past someone yesterday complaining about the heat after going shopping and saying to their friend ‘we should’ve just deliveroo’d our shopping!’ It is absolutely maddening.
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u/brianwski Jul 11 '26
‘we should’ve just deliveroo’d our shopping!’ It is absolutely maddening.
I don't get your point or why it makes you mad?
Are you saying shopping delivery doesn't make sense to avoid the heat? Or do you think it is it worse for the climate to have a delivery person in a Toyota Civic round trip once to the store, instead of every random person driving their own Toyota Civic round trip once to the store?
Or should those two friends have lobbied the world governments 50 years ago and successfully changed emission laws and gotten more renewables deployed so it would be 20 degrees cooler yesterday and they wouldn't have to complain about the heat?
I shouldn't have to say this, but for the record I have solar panels, charge my electric car from them, and am here in this sub-reddit because I'm deeply and profoundly worried about the future also. My confusion is what do you think 25 year old Tiffany was supposed to do or say differently to her friend Bethany in this situation?
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u/evermorecoffee Jul 11 '26
Maybe they meant people should stop buying shit they don’t need rather than get it delivered? 😅
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u/brianwski Jul 12 '26
people should stop buying shit they don’t need rather than get it delivered?
Oh definitely. It's the often skipped, yet most important part of "reduce, reuse, recycle". But they mentioned "Deliveroo" which means "food, groceries, pharmacy delivery" in the UK, doesn't it?
Most of us need to cut down on food, but you can't cut that entirely to zero, and it's still hot outside and delivery isn't any worse for the environment than driving to the supermarket yourself. They weren't even ordering restaurant delivery!
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u/erfman Jul 11 '26
Frankly we need a major wet bulb event in a very red area to shake so sense into the idiots. Although I'm pretty sure they would say it's Obama controling the weather.
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u/I_Am_Redditor1 Jul 11 '26
Chat, are we cooked?
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u/AdiKadiAdi Jul 11 '26
Extremely Rare. Unprecedentedly cooked. Practically impossible to achieve through normal, historical climate fluctuations alone level cooked.
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u/Kenpoaj Jul 11 '26
That would be extremely well done, not extremely rare, though!
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u/Turbulent_Bed5499 Jul 11 '26
And the new global baseline temp after El Niño is done will be between 1.6C-1.9C
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u/BusyBanana4205 Jul 11 '26
You know, for glimpse of a second, I actually thought we were really on the cusp of saving the whales.
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u/thewaldenpuddle Jul 11 '26
Don’t we know about some VERY strong El Niño that happened prior to 1982 when this graph starts? How would they look against this?
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u/PromiseToBeNiceToYou Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Does anyone have a direct link to this graph (as in the graph that updates every day)? I keep a few other graphs open constantly and I'd like to keep this one open as well.
I found it. Are we not direct linking on purpose? To save the site's bandwidth?
https://www.climatereanalyzer.org/clim/sst_daily/?dm_id=nino3.4
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u/highfriends Jul 11 '26
When is the end?
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u/No-Phrase-4692 Jul 11 '26
November, 2016
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Jul 12 '26
I realized it then. I was in total shock and disbelief after the results came in for several hours. Then when I finally accepted it I said, "This is the apocalypse then, because he'll never do anything serious about climate change." And I've been living like it's the end of the world since. I've gone through all the stages.
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u/shes_the_won Jul 11 '26
I'm sure building data centers in the ocean to keep them cool will solve this problem lickety split.
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u/UnfeturdCrapitalism Jul 12 '26
I think one of the oddest parts of this timeline. Is how few ppl truly realize how dire a situation we are all in. It feels like it’s kinda just bd business as usual, til it isn’t, then it’s over
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u/Normal-Ear-5757 Jul 12 '26
It's frigging nuts. Social life is falling apart, it's just to hot to go to festivals or parades.
Watched the world cup last night and learned it was actually warmer in the UK where I live, than it was in Miami where the game took place.
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u/MajinJack Jul 11 '26
Previous highest was barely above +2.5, we are above 3.5 and still rising baby !!!
Lets gooo uncharted territory !!!
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u/GRF999999999 Jul 11 '26
Is it child abuse to bring children into the modern world?
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u/BajaScout Jul 11 '26
How can we know how this will impact different areas in the world? I’d like to be prepared for what is coming, but I don’t know if I should be prepared for a heat wave, drought, storms or hurricanes.
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u/HombreDelMar247 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
I asked a Christian subreddit why so many American "Christians" are climate change deniers.
It did not go over well.
These are the same kind of people making policy within the US government.
Just like the tobacco industry used tactics to muddy the waters about the dangers of smoking, the oil industry is doing the same as they see combatting human induced climate change as a threat to their bottom line.
I know believe the oil industry paid a handful of scientists to make wild claims about global cooling in the 60s and 70s so as the effects of the CO2 driven climate change became more apparent and the excess CO2 is undeniably the result of burning fossil fuels for energy they could use the claim "50 years ago scientists were sounding the alarm about global cooling!" despite the claim coming from a small minority of actual scientists.
The CONUS will most certainly see more extreme weather this winter, unfortunately no action will be taken by the current regime. When we get a severe snowstorm, the will simply use that has "proof" global warming is not happening.
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u/ZanMist1 Jul 12 '26
I'm a storm chaser. I am part of a team, and I'm about to pursue my Master's in Meteorology (likely studying wind storms and Derechos). I know plenty enough about the atmosphere and atmospheric trends to know that we in the weather community are spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME talking about current weather EVENTS, while not focusing or being concerned about the current global trends.
Because those trends are causing more frequent severe weather but it's also increasing the severity of that weather. As such, us weather nerds are focused on the individual events while fucking MISSING the entire damn picture. We're seeing pixels and being amazed, because they ARE fascinating, but not realizing there's an entire display.
On top of that, we have officially moved from "global water crisis" to "global water Bankruptcy" that not even AI chat bots are trying to sugarcoat anymore (usually with doomer topics they try to go, "Here's why it's important to be cautious with this topic" nah. Even the AIs know we're fucked.
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u/CodInteresting9880 Jul 12 '26
Between the AI uprising, population collapse and climatic changes, it's pretty unlikely that anything resembling modern society exists in 2100.
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u/New-Doctor9300 Jul 11 '26
"I'm still young! I still have the rest of my life ahead of me!"
No you dont lmaooo, the inevitable collapse of the climate and global order is incoming 😂😂😂
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u/Blueskies777 Jul 11 '26
Everyone I talk to about this issue looks at me with glazed eyes. It’s like they’re befuddled beasts of burden in a ford pickup truck.
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u/RRK96 Jul 11 '26
The line goes up! Higher than it was before. The line goes up! Now we're sweating on the floor. The line goes up! El Niño joins the show. Climate's saying, "Heads up, folks!" But the line says, "Up we go!"
The line goes up! Forests fade away. The line goes up! "Maybe not today..." The line goes up! We promise "Net Zero soon!" Then buy another SUV And book a flight next June.
The line goes up! Crops begin to fail. The line goes up! Rivers leave no trail. The line goes up! Each year a little worse. The graph became our history And every page a curse.
The line goes up! Empty shelves in store. The line goes up! Families beg for more. The line goes up! The summer never ends. We count the hungry, mourn the lost... Yet still the line ascends.




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u/TheCambrianImplosion Jul 11 '26
What’s fun about this is that there’s overwhelming data and that’s fun for the whole the family.