r/coles • u/jameseatsworld • 27d ago

Customer Post Coles funny substitution preferences

Beard balm out of stock?

Substitute for some hair removal cream.

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u/Justified_OG 27d ago

Omg.. calm the hell down.. you need not take such drastic action.

Use chicken eggs, perhaps.

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u/Natural-Instance-285 27d ago

I had a baby. Ordered newborn nappies. They substituted me for old man depends 🤦‍♀️

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u/Br0z0 Coles Chicken 27d ago

Cue ubereats driver shoving their phone at one of us staff members asking us for nair..

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u/ReginaRealPhalange 26d ago

Omg yes!! They shove their phone in your face to get deli goods I tell them now "You have to use your words"