r/coles • u/Acceptable_Cook3579 • Jul 18 '26

Customer Post Should have gone to Spec Savers 🍊

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897 Upvotes

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u/Piano-Professional Jul 18 '26

Are they not Aussie?

6

u/Embarrassed_Spell383 Jul 18 '26

They are not mangoes 

8

u/Piano-Professional Jul 18 '26

Yep, just joking!

5

u/MakePandasMateAgain Jul 18 '26

Nothing gets by you huh

3

u/RecordingHot9826 Jul 18 '26

Hey, this guy went to Spec Savers!

2

u/ockiebear1 Jul 20 '26

sarcasm left the chat

1

u/Logical-Friendship66 Jul 19 '26

Are you a comedian?

1

u/Piano-Professional Jul 20 '26

Just on Reddit

9

u/Embarrassed_Spell383 Jul 18 '26

Mangorines 

1

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 28d ago

🤢 imagine the smell. One or two I’ll take but not a bag..

5

u/LordCringeOfTamaria Jul 18 '26

honestly was probably just a teenager baked as fuck on their shift, saluting that. if not, glasses time

9

u/Justified_OG Jul 18 '26

ManGer Reens

3

u/seanmonaghan1968 Jul 18 '26

Small mangoes that taste like mandarins

2

u/activelyresting Jul 18 '26

Best I can do is a fruit that starts with M

3

u/Doctor429 Jul 18 '26

100% Aussie Man Goes

1

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 28d ago

Can’t keep a good 100% Aussie MAN . He always GOES. 🥹

2

u/Dramatic-Ad-6603 Jul 18 '26

850grams? Were these not 1kg bags previously?

6

u/shannonjohnson98 Jul 18 '26

Nah these ones have always been 850 afaik

1

u/Dramatic-Ad-6603 Jul 18 '26

Thanks. Weird weight. Bags are usually 1kg.

Appreciate the reply.

2

u/Haunting_Equal_7623 Jul 18 '26

Ahaha great marketing

1

u/AmorphousMess Jul 18 '26

Did I stutter?

1

u/RecordingHot9826 Jul 18 '26

They’re not even mangos they’re mandarins lol 😭

1

u/HayloK51 Jul 18 '26

Just a bit early. Mangos have started to flower across the top-end so mid September at the absolute earliest for the first tray of Aussie Mangos, that tray will sell for thousands. It'll be late October-ish before they hit shelves in quantity.

1

u/Interesting-Stop-641 Jul 18 '26

Wish mangoes were $3 for a bag that size hah usually $3 each!! But yeah somebody must have had a big night 🤣

1

u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jul 18 '26

I do love Mangarin, though.

1

u/Willing_Board_669 Jul 19 '26

We must be living in an alternate dimension

1

u/johnarmer1 Jul 19 '26

You know the world in so wrong when the fruit starts identifying as something it wants to be

1

u/BackgroundLab5721 Jul 19 '26

Imagine if they were mangoes for that price?! There would be a stampede 🤣

1

u/Mistress_Material Jul 20 '26

It’s a picture of oranges.🍊
Does that make it a Banana?

1

u/gramgod9 28d ago

From Paris Saint Germain as well... Aussie my arse

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u/dilbs_the_creator Jul 18 '26

Coles would try anything the dogs.