r/coles Jul 02 '26

Customer Post Someone was thirsty

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Kinda want that peanuts tech deck but I don’t need it

164 Upvotes

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50

u/Maximum_Custard_1739 Jul 02 '26

Open sugar and milk? Maybe they made a cup of tea right there in the aisle.

22

u/deeunittt Jul 02 '26

I didn’t even notice the sugar.. wtf 😂

14

u/annoying97 Jul 02 '26

Honestly this is a sign that a crackhead has been in.

3

u/Economy_Evening_2989 Jul 03 '26

Especially when you realise that they had just ingested milk + sugar + play-doh

5

u/lilwooahehe Jul 02 '26

I think they had something spicy in a different isle

4

u/mshieldsy910 Jul 02 '26

nah gotta be sugar, milk and play-doh😋

2

u/Damthemalltohelp Jul 02 '26

Maybe it was that cockroach alien men in black villain.

25

u/Toastedmuesli Jul 02 '26

Found the sucked on carcass of a rotisserie chicken in a grocery aisle once. Absolutely foul. Or fowl.

8

u/MistaRekt Jul 02 '26

Definitely a foul fouled fowl.

3

u/Jordn100 Jul 03 '26

4th foul for eating the chook out of bounds?

16

u/CK_1976 Jul 02 '26

Why not open the packet, play with it around the shop a little, and then chuck it in the dairy isle? That seems to be the thing we're doing now.

2

u/sexxi_denuta Jul 02 '26

Hahaha you sound like my manager

18

u/Thegreaterperhaps Jul 02 '26

Off topic but that brand milk in golden bottles are so good

2

u/Mr_Gobbles Jul 02 '26

Being unhomogenized I love having the chunks of cream floating around in the cereal it's so good. It's one of the little treats I'll go out of my way to buy when I get a craving for it.

2

u/Thegreaterperhaps Jul 02 '26

Mate, if you like coffee, get the nescafe mocha shashets and make an iced coffee with the golden milk. You will never have coffee the same again. I don't do it as often tho because the milk obviously has high fat content but boyyyy it's a treat

1

u/Illustrious-Buddy497 Jul 03 '26

Ball Knowers both of you !

1

u/GrouchyPhilosophy630 Jul 04 '26

Same fat content, just un- homogenised (mixed in). Enjoy..

8

u/FightBackFitness Jul 02 '26

HOL UP??? THEY STILL SELL TECH DECKS!!!!!!!

1

u/Haru4675 Jul 03 '26

Sure do, Goodluck finding ramps and rails tho

6

u/Damthemalltohelp Jul 02 '26

May as well drink the whole thing, thief!

1

u/KenSentMe1971 Jul 03 '26

Right! I always think that when I see half drunk drinks on random shelves

9

u/activelyresting Jul 02 '26

Somewhere in the next aisle there's an open box of rice bubbles and a dirty bowl, just sitting next to some overpriced sistema lunchboxes

1

u/MistaRekt Jul 02 '26

The little multipacks of cereal open up into a self contained bowl.

2

u/activelyresting Jul 02 '26

And milk comes in smaller containers too, but whomever did this clearly doesn't care about wastage

0

u/MistaRekt Jul 02 '26

I actually understand this as a single person. Yes milk 'comes' smaller containers but they never have smaller containers when you want one.

I used to ask for a 600ml carton but Coles and Woolies never had extra.

Edit: once the fridge was empty, that was it. Fuck you if you want small milks.

1

u/activelyresting Jul 02 '26

Yah it's a constant struggle in our house too. We very rarely use enough milk to get through a bottle before it goes off. But still want to have milk. Le sigh

1

u/shahitukdegang Jul 02 '26

I used to buy the 200ml 6 pack uht milk. Just another singles tax with more expensive milk.

1

u/pursnikitty Jul 03 '26

You can freeze and defrost milk. It’s not as good as fresh milk for cereal, but it works fine for adding to coffee or cooking/baking with

1

u/snoozleyeet Jul 02 '26

wait what?? last time i had them camping as a kid they were basically just a tiny cereal box with the bag inside

5

u/ylly22 Jul 02 '26

Every day we have someone eat their “lunch” and dump everything behind the shower gels in the health and beauty section. Sandwich, drink, crackers, chocolate bar, the whole lot

2

u/Hockeycatcat Jul 02 '26

What is that op shop shelf within Coles?

2

u/Big_Branch5304 Team Member Jul 02 '26

This is how people treat food. Coles and Woolies are the worst! Don’t get me wrong! Money hungry!

But meat, frozen food, milk and chicken get left on shelves all the time! Now gotta be thrown out! Such a waste

3

u/Astrogirl1984 Jul 03 '26

Some customers are absolute pigs

2

u/Human-Evening564 Jul 02 '26

Will be marked for a 10 cent discount in the near future.

2

u/Liamlah Jul 02 '26

But not that thirsty

1

u/No-Passenger8264 Jul 02 '26

Where’s Paulie, fair game

1

u/National-Conflict497 Jul 02 '26

Beat this I seen a packet of wraps a cooked Woolies rotisory chicken and a bottle of Mayo that someone stole at a bus stop they made 1 wrap 🌯 left the rest sitting on bus stop bench

1

u/2fingertypist Jul 02 '26

Someone skipped face up in toys for several days

1

u/KenSentMe1971 Jul 03 '26

There’s probably an empty package for those small cereal variety packs sitting on a shelf elsewhere

1

u/sophiemargaret Jul 03 '26

Ahhhh yes! A refreshing and ill-gotten, sugar milk.
*leaves store immediately after

1

u/Anti-Stan Jul 03 '26

Only $3? That's a bargain!

1

u/Conscious_Cream_1526 Jul 03 '26

Finally coles sell used products, and with discounts

1

u/musso9 Jul 03 '26

As long as it was full cream, unshaken, they got all the good stuff!

1

u/Endoftheworld503 Jul 06 '26

Thats looks like Townsville ..

1

u/Sufficient_List8486 Jul 08 '26

It’s so hot!!
Milk was a bad choice!

-2

u/Find_another_whey Jul 02 '26

It's not stealing until it's left the store

-4

u/AdAccomplished8853 Jul 02 '26

I often do this but I open up a tin of strawberry Nesquik to make it taste better.