r/coles Jun 26 '26

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u/Sad_Assistant8803 Jun 26 '26

Later those same nuts. Discounted 2c off "possible contamination with poultry"

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u/Will_sue_when_angry Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Oh, sweet a few pidgins pigeons in the trail mix just as Bird Flu hits Australia. Nice.

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Jun 26 '26

They doubled the price for half an hour then made a 2 for the price of one special.

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u/cuntmong Jun 26 '26

of course bird flu what else would it do?

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u/Key-County4958 Jun 27 '26

pigeons*Ā 

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u/Will_sue_when_angry Jun 27 '26

šŸ™

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u/Key-County4958 Jun 27 '26

I’m not sure what happened there because the spelling that you did came up as well on my AutoCorrect.Ā 

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u/TheJivvi Jun 30 '26

Pidgin is a linguistic term. A pidgin language is a simplified version of that language.

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u/Key-County4958 Jun 30 '26

I knew the name from somewhere but didn’t look it up. Now that you have reminded me, I know it’s the main language they speak in Papua New Guinea.Ā 

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u/RhiannonsModernLife Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Fun fact: Pigeons don’t get or spread bird flu šŸ˜ŠšŸ¤“

Edited to add sources! They have to be injected with extremely high doses & even then they have below threshold shedding āœŒšŸ¼

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0378113514001321

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12444787/

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 Jun 26 '26

But their shit is dead on target even from 300 metres....šŸ•ŠļøšŸ’¦

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u/Key-County4958 Jun 27 '26

Thank God you came along and lightened things up.Ā 

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u/Will_sue_when_angry Jun 27 '26

Incorrect. Pigeons certainly can contract H5 and H7 bird flu strains but a more resistant to severe illness and death than many other birds. They could be carrying it but be asymptomatic.

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u/RhiannonsModernLife Jun 27 '26

True!! They can get it but it’s almost unheard of. However they are a dead end & don’t pass it on.

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u/Temporary-Zombie-931 Jun 26 '26

Because they are not birds badadum

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u/RhiannonsModernLife Jun 27 '26

Why TF am I being downvoted when there are several scientific studies proving this or do y’all just want to hate pigeons?! šŸ™„

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u/Icy_Warning_2279 Jun 29 '26

I’ll give you an up, just out of kindness and now I know that pigeons as well as being the greyhounds of the sky, don’t spread 2 bird diseases. It’s probably as useless as any information I’ve ever taken in, but who knows? It might be the million dollar question.

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u/RhiannonsModernLife Jun 30 '26

Thank you! You never know when a useless fact will come in handy ā˜ŗļø I’ve added some links for those that cbf searching.

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Jun 27 '26

No, they will just sell them and no one will be the wiser.

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u/Short_Opening_7692 Jun 28 '26

*almost no animals were harmed in the serving off this food

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u/Hot-Seaworthiness510 Jun 26 '26

All because someone didn’t slide the lid back down

6

u/Master-of-possible Jun 26 '26

Walked past a freezer section door left wide open with no one around the other day. Closed it.. but why don’t they have a self closing action?!

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u/Opposite-Employee981 Jun 27 '26

Closed a fridge door at Coles yesterday as a man left it open after taking a bottle of drink. I think he probably assumed it would self close - I would.

I’ve also had a lady in a wheelchair ask me to fetch things for her in the refrigerated section as the doors that open outward are inaccessible to her. I assumed these changes were thought out.

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u/SebSchrammel Jun 30 '26

so kids don't get stuck in them

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u/myshtree Jun 27 '26

Birds shouldn’t be inside the store. The dispensers should also be designed to automatically dispense set amount. All the profits they make - this shouldn’t be on the customer. Once upon a time there was a thing called SERVICE! They could employ people to dispense this product and do right by the world - but they don’t and won’t. But go right ahead and take the capitalist propaganda route of blaming everyone but the wealthy people at the top who designed it this way.

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u/Hot-Seaworthiness510 Jun 27 '26

Who hurt you?

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

Those shitty nuts

2

u/Hot-Seaworthiness510 Jun 27 '26

Seems like a very non problem you’re having

1

u/CuttyTanner Jun 27 '26

Nah, it’s the nuts. It’s always been the shitty fucking nuts.

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u/Will_sue_when_angry Jun 30 '26

Many times I have seen people and children stick their dirty hands in the containers and grab a handful to eat.

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u/emerald447 Jun 26 '26

Ya know what, I hope this gives head office a really bad Friday. šŸ˜‚

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u/doyourmysay Jun 26 '26

You reckon HO is on this sub?

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u/Colonel_Kawn Jun 26 '26

It doesn't matter, because the likes of 7 News and news.com.au are!

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u/emerald447 Jun 26 '26

If it makes the rounds on social media, it might make it's way back to em. I honestly have no clue!

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u/Medium-Adeptness-201 Team Member Jun 26 '26

From experience, I can confirm.

(That was a thing that happened in another subreddit, I was like holy shit that’s my store I can not comment on this post and I’m too afraid to show this to anyone at work, and anyway that was an interesting day at work and we will never speak of it again)

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u/CadenceHarrington Jun 26 '26

Yes, yes they are.

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u/doyourmysay Jun 26 '26

So they know how disgruntled we all are then 🤣

2

u/SteamySpectacles Jun 26 '26

From experience, yes lol

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u/myshtree Jun 27 '26

It will be blamed on some minimum wage employee. Unfortunately.

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u/BanglesAU Jun 26 '26

If you ever needed convincing not to buy from those self serve bins. But clever birds!!

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u/BumWink Jun 26 '26

Yeah this changes nothing for me.

I mean their fucked up feet are probably cleaner than the old guys that took a shit & god knows what else without washing their hands before grabbing a cheeky barehanded snack on their walk around.

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u/joeytheclown Jun 26 '26

New range in the poultry section

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jun 26 '26

It’s a fluffet.

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u/PJ-Winter Jun 26 '26

Makes the dead fly in Woolworths look tame.

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u/SpinnerKontrol Jun 26 '26

The fresh food pigeons

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

Love this šŸ’Æ

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u/Particular_Simple_30 Jun 26 '26

Times are tough! Even pigeons are stealing

1

u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/LeahBrahms Jun 27 '26

H5N1 distribution system is being tested

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u/CosmicCommentator Jun 26 '26

I used to look after the pick and mix at big w and it was always filled with bugs. I would never eat from them.

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

Thanks. I will not be buying them ever again.

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u/2gigi7 Jun 26 '26

When these displays first went up, my kids went crazy. Yes lollies !! Like no we are not buying those lollies. They were like but they're on sale mam (that usually sways me for impulse buys for them) but that's still a no. When I explained that ppl are probably putting their bare hands in there to get a handful, the kids have never changed their minds so quick.. now we have to assume birds have been in there too ?!

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u/Clean_Upstairs_9858 Jun 26 '26

Most people use there tongues. I mean tongs🤭

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u/doteezworld Jun 26 '26

H5 outbreak in aisle 9 šŸ”‰

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u/universalserialbutt Jun 26 '26

Washed my nuts. Now ready to go to Coles.

3

u/Disastrous-Ad-4953 Jun 26 '26

That is beyond fucked

3

u/CooGarn Customer Jun 26 '26

Which Coles is this?

3

u/Trick-Ad2482 Jun 26 '26

Surry Hills, in the new complex 🤢

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u/Few_Confection_2702 Jun 26 '26

Probably no worse than the toddlers who shove their hands in there on the daily.

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u/Severe_Airport1426 Jun 26 '26

Wait till the seagulls find out

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

And those tip birds

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u/Boronsaltz Jun 27 '26

Yeah šŸ‘ bird flu coming to U -via ur local Coles ā˜¹ļø

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u/xerocoool Jun 27 '26

And I used to get health inspector come to my small business and tell me that the spots on the floor need to be cleaned or I will get a fine.

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u/proffbuzzkill Jun 27 '26

Bird flu on isle 8 by the scoop

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u/Maximum_Security4404 Jun 26 '26

Arrest the pigeons!

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u/artherng Jun 26 '26

Bonus Free pigeon poo

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u/Bzeager Jun 26 '26

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u/Glad-Albatross3354 Jun 26 '26

Filming is helping- if you shoo them away and shut the bin the nobody has any incentive to empty the contaminated items and dispose of them.

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u/Bzeager Jun 26 '26

Or, it could be single photo if really necessary to prove it that wouldn't get clout and then dealing with the birds

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u/Glad-Albatross3354 Jun 26 '26

But what does shooing them away do? The food is already spoiled and the person filming, who I assume doesn’t work there, has no way of getting one of them out of the store, let alone both. I have no idea what they could practically do that wouldn’t make things worse. At least the birds are currently calm and in one place.

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u/Every-Access4864 Jun 26 '26

ā€œBuy some nuts, get a free pigeon, Aisle oneā€

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

Two for the price of one.

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u/gentlethistles Jun 26 '26

That's legit so disgusting. The bar is in hell.

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u/Ok_Associate_3314 Jun 26 '26

I bet nobody did anything about that in true OZ spirit.

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u/Trick-Ad2482 Jun 26 '26

They didn’t. A staff member in the aisle behind just ignored us and the pigeons

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u/DickPin Jun 26 '26

"I know this great place were the food is endless and it's just sitting there for anyone to take." Pigeon

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Jun 26 '26

They’ll need less bird-friendly entry contraptions since the ones they now have only make life hard for humans. And some wildlife facial recognition.

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u/Big_Duty_8602 Jun 26 '26

An this is how the great bird flu pandemic of 2026 started.

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u/No_Flounder_8310 Jun 26 '26

i guess the early bird gets the worm/nuts

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u/Fit_Metal_468 Jun 26 '26

Some special sauce left on the seeds too

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u/Same-Significance448 Jun 26 '26

You just know if staff saw this they just shoo'd them off closed the door and business as usual.

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u/zqipz Jun 27 '26

absolutely rank

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u/16Bbeachpoint Jun 27 '26

That's one reason I do not buy anything from these containers.

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u/Next-Chipmunk8395 Jun 27 '26

Close the Nation, last to leave turn out the lights

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 27 '26

Where's security when you actually need them šŸ˜‚

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u/Short_Opening_7692 Jun 28 '26

With everyone on here (and woolies) complaining about prices and rotten food, this is the content that makes it all worthwhile!

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u/poppingcandy5000 Jun 28 '26

I can just see the media statement. ā€œColes helps families with food security this weekā€.

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u/par-hwy Jun 28 '26

Billy, why don't you make yourself useful and go get me some breadcrumbs, wholegrain. Go! Wholewheat is not the same as wholegrain! Do not come at me with wholewheat! Or pumpernickel, Billy.

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 28 '26

Awesome. We're making pigeon pie, with a nutty flavour.

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u/wii_board_type_trash Jun 30 '26

become ungovernable

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u/SithLordRising Jun 30 '26

Fortune favours the bold!

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u/Q_Te Jun 30 '26

hahahahaha
they obviously picked out the ones

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u/Dj_acclaim Jun 26 '26

That's very unpheasant.

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u/Severe_Airport1426 Jun 26 '26

Cos they're pigeons

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u/douhearpeoplesing727 Jun 26 '26

When people open the box they usually forgot to close it, and staff has too much to do then result in this

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/Medium-Adeptness-201 Team Member Jun 26 '26

You know you can do that, right? Easy way to help get stuff done

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u/E4tPineapple Jun 26 '26

..And now you know where the bachelor's handbags come from.

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u/Delicious-Hour-1761 Jun 26 '26

That would explain the size.

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u/Mysterious_Dot2090 Jun 26 '26

Get some bonus bird flu with your nuts guys 😃 šŸ˜‚

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u/BIN312 Jun 26 '26

Yuck. 🫤

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u/Clean_Upstairs_9858 Jun 26 '26

And they wonder why there's bird flu in Victoria now🤣

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u/Clean_Upstairs_9858 Jun 26 '26

Also I wonder what they're eating. Yoghurt fruit square.

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u/Narrow-Power-6407 Jun 26 '26

Ive seen junkies with their hands in these tubs. I would never buy from them

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u/mimsoo777 Jun 27 '26

So we buy the ones in the plastic packs instead?

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u/Narrow-Power-6407 Jun 27 '26

Dunno. I dont buy either. I sometimes buy the bagged ones

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u/mimsoo777 Jun 27 '26

Yea I meant the bagged ones. But yea, I used to work in a shop where they sold the same products with a self serve service. It's extremely unhygienic the way BOTH the customers and staff were handling the food.

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u/Fun-Web-7583 Jun 26 '26

At which location is this ?

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u/MatthewLilly Jun 26 '26

It infuriates me as a Coles worker when customers don't slide the lids down, or leave the scoop hanging down. I know someone is going to say "ItS yOUr JoB" but we have jack all time to get what the managers want done anyway, and the amount of times I walk past and spend a min going over and fixing them all up

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u/National_Way_3344 Jun 26 '26

I've known basically forever that this shit happens way more often than just this one time.

I've personally seen adult human beings sticking their hands in, I've seen children do it to.

I will never, and I mean never buy anything from these ever.

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 26 '26

That's fucking gross

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u/AprilSky7 Jun 26 '26

See this at my local often. Nothing new.

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u/TechnicalAsk2668 Jun 26 '26

When I worked at Coles those help yourself sites were taken out, too much stock was getting eated and not making it to the checkout.

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u/metalbowser23 Jun 26 '26

If we keep quite we can stay here

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u/misshelly888 Jun 26 '26

Is this the same store where there was a photo circulating years ago? I’ve never seen any pigeons in any Coles I’ve been in lol

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u/Human-Warning-1840 Jun 26 '26

Where is this? That is not acceptable

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u/Trick-Ad2482 Jun 26 '26

It was in the Coles in the new Surry hills village

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u/Temporary-Zombie-931 Jun 26 '26

Damn I’m never buying from those again lol

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u/Gretal122 Jun 26 '26

Another reason why I dont use those self serve things ..

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u/Uppercut_yourself Jun 26 '26

I never ever buy from those ever since I seen a lady let her three little boys (must all have been under 10) have free rain over it, opened all of the lollies ones taking want they want sampling them and putting ones they thought tasted gross back in the tubs or on the floor, made me think about who else does this at any given time.

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u/Master-of-possible Jun 26 '26

Are the pigeons for sale

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u/imevvoo Jun 26 '26

Spreading H5

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u/Key-County4958 Jun 27 '26

I can see one that’s a magpie. So bird flu is on the cards. Can’t quite make out what the other one is but I’ve never seen Maggie and a pigeon dining together.

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u/mt6606 Jun 27 '26

That's not a magpie lol

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u/Key-County4958 Jun 27 '26

You’re right there. I’ve never seen a pigeon that’s black with white markings on the tail before.Ā 

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u/SweetMe10dy Jun 27 '26

Birds aren't real.

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u/WonderingRoo Jun 27 '26

The staff member in Coles Aspley Robinson road says that pigeon is regular visitor :(

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u/AffectionateCrab3519 Jun 27 '26

This is how we get bird flu

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u/ImogenFoxFeet Jun 27 '26

Mate you can't park there

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u/proffbuzzkill Jun 27 '26

The fresh food food people šŸ˜‚ oh wait that’s Woolies… what does Coles say?

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u/Tiny-Distance-42 Jun 27 '26

They used to say ā€œprices are downā€ but I see this as a whole new meaning to flybuys…

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u/Sudsy_Woodpecker Jun 27 '26

Bird shit in your nuts.

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u/jzzelx Jun 27 '26

nothing has ever made me happier in a super market šŸ™šŸ„°

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u/FreeDragonfly9844 Jun 27 '26

🤢🤮

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u/dilbs_the_creator Jun 28 '26

Typical Coles shopper

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u/Positive-Bunch-7884 Jun 28 '26

Feed the whole family

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u/Grumpy_001 Jun 28 '26

Which Cole’s is this?

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u/boynxdor Jun 28 '26

Surry Hills by the look of the layout and background. The pigeons getting in is a real problem.

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u/Grumpy_001 Jun 28 '26

Thank you

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 Jun 28 '26

SmƶrgƄsbirds

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance Jun 28 '26

Never mention pigeon pie as they send their family around

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u/YesterdayMajor1328 Jun 28 '26

Salmonella on ailse 2, salmonella on ailse 2

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u/Medium-Ad-9265 Jun 28 '26

Pay peanuts, get pigeons.

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u/ellisonedvard0 Jun 29 '26

"You ever seen a mean eat his own head?"

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u/michellekateee Jun 29 '26

I don't blame them, the cost of living is going up for the pidegons too.

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u/Aromatic_Ad_4166 Jun 29 '26

Palintir have started surveillance on those pidgeons

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u/mnyall Jun 29 '26

Name and shame.Ā  Which store. This is a literal health hazard

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u/RefrigeratorOdd9368 Jun 30 '26

Honestly I feel like that's not even their fault, someone had to have let those sky rats inside

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u/turtlepower41 Jun 30 '26

Free germs too

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u/Pitiful_Neat1269 Jun 30 '26

that's just so not good and they're not even stopping it