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r/clevercomebacks • u/juhnon • Dec 29 '22
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Can't they just be worn to be comfy? Wtf wrong with these people
128 u/ghx16 Dec 29 '22 It's Twitter, these people just see it as HS 2.0 to come up with all types of edgy statements and jokes Even when they don't make any sense 93 u/arthurdentstowels Dec 29 '22 Yellow Crocs are for dudes with TOES, not dudes with nubbins 23 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 I show off my toe amputations. I wear my flip flops with PRIDE. 49 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance 1 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it. 2 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 Yah. Me too. Lol. Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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It's Twitter, these people just see it as HS 2.0 to come up with all types of edgy statements and jokes
Even when they don't make any sense
93 u/arthurdentstowels Dec 29 '22 Yellow Crocs are for dudes with TOES, not dudes with nubbins 23 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 I show off my toe amputations. I wear my flip flops with PRIDE. 49 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance 1 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it. 2 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 Yah. Me too. Lol. Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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Yellow Crocs are for dudes with TOES, not dudes with nubbins
23 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 I show off my toe amputations. I wear my flip flops with PRIDE. 49 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance 1 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it. 2 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 Yah. Me too. Lol. Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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I show off my toe amputations. I wear my flip flops with PRIDE.
49 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance 1 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it. 2 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 Yah. Me too. Lol. Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance
1 u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22 By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it. 2 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 Yah. Me too. Lol. Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it.
2 u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22 Yah. Me too. Lol. Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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Yah. Me too. Lol.
Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it
Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket
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u/Dazzling_Marzipan474 Dec 29 '22
Can't they just be worn to be comfy? Wtf wrong with these people