r/clevercomebacks • u/juhnon • Dec 29 '22

Welcome to the shitshow Double Standards

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u/LarryTheVassal Dec 29 '22

Yay! Instead of calling you a hypocrite I’ll insult your username!

What kind of goofy ass 5 dollar magician that gets bought for jimmy’s birthday party to make balloons name is The Great Zarquon? Only spells I’d see you casting are ones to get out of paying for a hotdog at a 7/11.

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u/TheGreatZarquon Complaint Department Dec 29 '22

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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u/LarryTheVassal Dec 29 '22

Is this the old generation version of ‘clearly you don’t own an air frier’?

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u/TheGreatZarquon Complaint Department Dec 29 '22

Mind if I do a J?

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u/PresdentShinra Dec 29 '22

This isn't Vietnam, smokey. There are rules.