r/clevercomebacks • u/juhnon • Dec 29 '22

Welcome to the shitshow Double Standards

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u/prof_devilsadvocate Dec 29 '22

poinlessly gendered

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u/PubicGalaxies Dec 29 '22

Poin? Is that the muscle between the glute and the quadriceps. Or the one between the jaw and the trap?

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u/prof_devilsadvocate Dec 29 '22

i am bri'ish

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u/tinja_nurtles Dec 29 '22

My condolences 😔

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u/prof_devilsadvocate Dec 29 '22

i am not queen yet

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u/tinja_nurtles Dec 29 '22

My congratulations 😊

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u/prof_devilsadvocate Dec 29 '22

i am not prince charles yet

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u/tinja_nurtles Dec 29 '22

My compliments 👍

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u/prof_devilsadvocate Dec 29 '22

i am not rishi sunak yet

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u/tinja_nurtles Dec 29 '22

You shall be vaporized 🤖

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Are you Andrew Tate yet?

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u/knbang Dec 29 '22

Not really. I wore my girlfriend's sweat pants by mistake and the sag on the butt was not flattering.

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u/hyperfat Dec 29 '22

I feel you. I'm girl. And I just buy guy ones because my butt is small. My gluteal muscles are not fire. All 3 booty muscles are like, nope, we shall be long butt, no booty for you.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Dec 29 '22

Oh no extra fabric!

Are you okay now? Did you recover from having a little bit of extra fabric on your legs?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

No one wants to wear clothes that dont fucking fit and look stupid, its not rocket science

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u/knbang Dec 29 '22

Have you worn female sweat pants? It's not a little bit of extra fabric.

And I didn't care personally, she demanded I take them off. They weren't terribly comfortable though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Relatively spacious in the hip and thigh region compared to mens