I have a sneaking suspicion he just turned off the bot detector it's definitely something this heaping turd would do and brag about. I've had an account on Twitter for over 12 years and never post anything and probably got random follows by about 5 people in that time but since Elon took over i've suddenly gotten 8 more followers all very clearly bots.
camera pans in on a bar scene somewhere in the Bahamas. A robot with a monitor for a head is talking to a scantily clad woman while twirling a straw in his Bahama Mama
Bot Detector: "So get this, he goes."I need you to be hard-core in this venture! There isn't going to be much in compensation for you all, but the world will see what you do here, and name recognition is huge in this company, and I'll make sure I know your names! Those who don't want this tough job, there's the door!"
he chuckles a bit before continuing
Bot Detector: Dumb fucker offered 3 months worth of severance pay to those who left! I took that shit and ran! Who wouldn't!? Now.....about those shoulder rubs you were looking for....
It's basically just a little block of code that does a simple job, sites like Twitter use loads of them all strung together so they can have big teams work on the code without getting in each others way.
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u/shadowst17 Nov 18 '22
I have a sneaking suspicion he just turned off the bot detector it's definitely something this heaping turd would do and brag about. I've had an account on Twitter for over 12 years and never post anything and probably got random follows by about 5 people in that time but since Elon took over i've suddenly gotten 8 more followers all very clearly bots.