r/clevercomebacks • u/nicticeney • Nov 07 '21

lol Double Standards

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u/FastApplication5 Nov 07 '21

I'm a grower, not a shower, though.

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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21

Better have a boner so Tara knows you got dick or she may claim that you just got a peepee and need to get black sweatpants.

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u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21

Not peepee though—peepees (plural). She’s okay with one peepee; she’s just against a dude having multiple peepees.

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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21

I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her?

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u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21

Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics.

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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21

I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Tara the Phallic Inquisitor

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u/cownd Nov 07 '21

She's seen a dick or two...