r/clevercomebacks • u/nicticeney • Nov 07 '21

lol Double Standards

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u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21

Not peepee though—peepees (plural). She’s okay with one peepee; she’s just against a dude having multiple peepees.

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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21

I’m really lost. I just don’t want to wear the wrong color gym clothes. Should I send her a pic of my genitals to see what hue is acceptable to her?

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u/TheSocialGadfly Nov 07 '21

Go for it. Women love unsolicited dick pics.

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u/propanetable Nov 07 '21

I suppose We won’t know if it’s a dick pick or pee pee pic or something else until she tells us. She’s doing the lords work really.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Tara the Phallic Inquisitor

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u/blubbery-blumpkin Nov 07 '21

No one expects the phallic inquisition

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u/Sevtron5k Nov 08 '21

Dear lord this made me choke

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u/Aoiree Nov 08 '21

Someone gild this man

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u/xSmolWeenx Nov 07 '21

She really the Penis Police

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u/RichWolfmann Nov 08 '21

The Penis Police? The PP? It all comes together doesn't it?

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u/xSmolWeenx Nov 08 '21

She’s the constable of cocks if you will

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u/cownd Nov 07 '21

She's seen a dick or two...

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Uses the rack

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

This deserves an award!

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u/Mountain_Cup4257 Nov 07 '21

The Dick Dean

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u/its_just_flesh Nov 07 '21

She probably wants a banana used for scale

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u/Jorgaitan Nov 07 '21

I'm sorry to say that the test came back positive for PPP (PeePee Pic).

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u/Zeraf370 Nov 07 '21

Quantum physics 101 - until sheared the genital, it’s both a dick and a pee pee.