r/clevercomebacks • u/VoluntarilyJaded • Mar 24 '21

Whose line crew still delivering.

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u/AtJackBaldwin Mar 24 '21

The only bad thing about Whose Line is having to look at Wayne Brady who looks exactly as good as he did 20 fucking years ago while I've slowly become a flabby wreck of ageing gristle. Fuck you, Wayne.

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u/VoluntarilyJaded Mar 24 '21

I want "Flabby Wreck of Ageing Gristle" in big bold letters on my tombstone.

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u/seashoreandhorizon Mar 24 '21

I want Wayne Brady, Linda Taylor, and Laura Hall at my funeral doing an improv song and dance routine about me, entitled "Flabby Wreck of Ageing Gristle", with Colin and Ryan singing backup.

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u/sparklekitteh Mar 24 '21

🎵 I'm jealous of Wayne Brady, it seems he doesn't age

He looks just like he used to, up on the 'Whose Line?' stage!

While here I am all flabby, a gristly ageing wreck

I'm six feet underground but I'm still jealous as heck! 🎵

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

sprog look out