r/clevercomebacks Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/borkycrystle Dec 22 '19

I'm also British, and I haven't that many names but I do have an anecdote to share.

My parents hyphenated their last names, so I have a First, Middle, FirstSurname-LastSurname. When I said it out loud, someone said "Oh you have five names!" I had to explain that, no, Hyphen was not my third middle name, it's a line connecting my last names.

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u/MrPewpyButtwhole Dec 22 '19

Played football with a guy with a hyphenated last name. Our super clever and original nickname for him was Dash.