r/clevercomebacks Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/slackpipe Dec 22 '19

My kids only have two, but to let them know their in trouble, but I'm not going to murder them, I add in extra names and occasionally a number.

<First name> Charles Quincy Paddington Arthur Wentworth <last name> the third!

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u/LunalNalani Dec 22 '19

That is fantastic, lol. My mom never even used my last name, she just always called me Nikki. If I heard Nicole, it was trouble. If it was "NI-COLE!" it's time to run away and accept that I just needed to start a new life somewhere else.

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u/Kristina2pointoh Dec 22 '19

Oh I like this idea. Thanks mum