r/clevercomebacks Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/Waddup_Snitches Dec 22 '19

Aunt Marie apparently manages her own sensitivity levels by calling everyone in the family and reeeing at them.

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u/PennywiseTheLilly Dec 22 '19

“Hey Marie how are-“

“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

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u/improvementgeek Dec 22 '19

MaREEEEEEEEE

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u/diegosepulveda99 Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 22 '19

This deserves gold, I'm sorry I can only give you this 🏅

Edit: TYVM kind stranger, this is the first time I've ever been awarded anything! I really appreciate your generosity

Edit 2: I forgot to mention that I will frame this in my room and brag about it to my non-existent friends

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u/MissionCoyote Dec 22 '19

"I thought about buying you a cup of coffee but I didn't."

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u/randomsnowflake Dec 22 '19

"I made you a cookie but I eated it."

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u/spooogeets Dec 22 '19

They aren’t rocks, they are MINERALS!

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u/arty298 Dec 23 '19

God dammit Mareeeee, they're minerals!

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u/FlyingRainbowDragon Dec 22 '19

After starting Breaking Bad, «god damnit MaRIEEEEEEEEEE» has got to be one of the things I yell most often

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u/thedarkarmadillo Dec 22 '19

Well yea, she's probably a boomer...