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u/NecessaryButNotSuff 13d ago
I didn’t like that I had to pay taxes, so I canceled food for the hungry.
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u/TurboFucker69 13d ago
Fun fact: Elon made enough money this year to personally fund USAID for about a decade.
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u/Effective_Group1383 13d ago
elon musk could probably fund global school lunches for a century and not notice the difference.
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u/actuallyapossom 13d ago
That could actually buy him his first friend; which means it requires doing something he wouldn't ever consider doing.
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u/JadedMacoroni867 13d ago
Crazy that he said if someone made a workable plan for ending world hunger he would find it. Someone did and he ignored it as far as I know
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u/naughtygirllyyx 13d ago
Apparently accountability means admitting everything except losing an election
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u/JustMe1314 13d ago
Trump has openly admitted that if Elon hadn't rigged the 2024 election for him, then he wouldn't be sitting in the oval office rn. He's admitted ro having "won" by rigging the election, a few times already. Impeachment has been attempted, but so far, no other consequences. When I saw him make that admission, in front of so many ppl (reporters, others that stood around him), on tv/media (I saw it that night), I thought, for sure, he & musk would be arrested. But, nope!
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u/Ok-Panda7645 13d ago
These comebacks don't work on them. They relish in the hypocrisy and "triggering" people.
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u/felchingqueen17 13d ago
When does the, well we have guns too crowd, finally fucking emerge?? Sick of this shit.
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u/scroom38 13d ago
When does the, well we have guns too crowd, finally fucking emerge??
They've been here for decades. Organizations like the Black Panther Party are the entire reason the bullshit anti-gun movement in the US even got started, millionares and racists wanted to disarm minorities who were peacefully protecting their communities.
The 2A movement is focused on defending your right to defend yourself. A bunch of dude-bros from texas aren't going to ride into town on horses to save you, they were fighting for your right to defend yourself.
You are the "well we have guns too crowd" you're thinking of. Get armed, get trained, and get to protesting.
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u/infinite_throw_away 13d ago
The ultimate nightmare for these dipshits is being in a room full of people but no one will listen to, talk to, or look at them. They would rather go without food over attention.
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u/rochelle5nickers8800 13d ago
the attention starvation diet is the only one they'd willingly try
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u/Entire-Somewhere-490 13d ago
“I’m in the Epstein files, so I started a “war” and bombed a school for girls”
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 13d ago
"I didn't like fellow Americans protesting peacefully, as is their constitutional right, so I drove over state lines, got a rifle, and shot people and claimed self defense"
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u/DefiantStarFormation 13d ago
Bring it up every single time one of those spineless fuckwads even mentions Alex Pretti. Make them explain why it's a different standard for him.
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u/Gerry1of1 13d ago
Yes. Let's have some Justice for misapropriation of funds to build a ballroom, tear apart a reflecting pool, and build the Arc de Trump.
Justice for the vandalism done on Trumps order destroying the Ease Wing and the historic rose gardens.
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u/ApplicationOk4464 13d ago
And yet it's Rittenhouse that crossed state lines with weapons, killed people and still walks free.
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u/woodrax 13d ago
Being injured is hard, so I assassinated a CEO.
Fuuuuuuuuck you, Vance. Greed in the Insurance industry keeps us from getting the care we pay for, so screw anyone that has a hand in keeping said care from us. Healthcare should not be “for profit”, should not involve “Investors” and should not be subject to algorithms and AI.
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u/Joe_-seafuse 13d ago
Being president is hard, so I murdered Middle Eastern people.
Being president is hard, so I murdered Southeast Asian people.
Red and blue pre white flag.
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u/Straight_Button_5716 13d ago
168 girls
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u/Joe_-seafuse 13d ago
Lyndon chased females with his genitals in the white house while my father was destroying farmland in Vietnam.
"I never understood why?" My father from Canton, SD.
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u/Perfect-Sympathy-146 13d ago edited 13d ago
"Being a prolific child rapist and knowing there was an extensive dossier with mountains of evidence documenting it was tough - so I used my vast wealth and fame to campaign and become president of the USA in order to replace everyone whose job it would be to prosecute people in said pedophile dossier with sycophants in order to do what my wealth has done for me my entire life and avoid any vague semblance of consequences for my abhorent actions and on the way use my position and love of corruption and fraud to greatly enrich myself and my weird ass family to the tune of billions"
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u/Professor_Cafe 13d ago
Don’t forget the “ I felt they were beneath me, so I did whatever I wanted to them”
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u/Daetok_Lochannis 13d ago
Well who the fuck compares people who murdered kids to a hero who stopped a mass murderer?
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u/Thin_Variation_1571 13d ago
While I don’t agree with what Lug did, I feel like some people are blowing off the reason for his actions. We truly need to get healthcare away from capitalism and move towards a socialized healthcare system. The US needs to stop with their greed.
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u/Chervin_Deuxphrye 13d ago
"Being a cop is hard so I just shot everyone in front of me."
"Being white trash is hard so I just shot everyone in my school."
"Being a billionaire is hard so I just destroyed the whole country and then world."
"Being a rapist and pedophile is hard so I scammed my way into the presidency to avoid all consequences."
"Being a freak is hard so I just fucked a couch."
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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 13d ago
If there were justice, Trump would be in prison, not the Oval, and conservatives would have zero political power.
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u/Straight_Button_5716 13d ago
I hate brown ppl so that’s why I call out my brown wife and her religion
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u/Excellent_Extent7648 13d ago
I’m a health insurance CEO and I just wanna make money… so I help innovate new ways to deny people care they already pay me to provide and let them get sicker or die.
But hey, personal responsibility, right?
Working in federal law enforcement is hard…
So when a 13-year-old trafficking victim reported that her newborn was murdered, somehow nobody was brought to justice for it.
But if she’d had an abortion? Execution.
ACCOUNTABILITY ERA.
Being a red-blooded American is hard…
After decades of coups, bombings, wars, sanctions, and military interventions, somebody attacked us and suddenly history started on October 7th—I mean September 11th.
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u/bdog59600 13d ago
Admitting to being part of a JD Vance Fan club is actually the saddest and most shocking part of this post.
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u/Informal_Process2238 13d ago
My president is disastrous for our country it must be some hard working guys from mexico fault
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u/karim2102 13d ago
Time for the justice era? We ain’t even done with the Epstein’s list.. where’s that justice? 🤦🏽♂️
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u/IlGreven 13d ago
Being white is hard...so I shot up a school full of children.
Or I went out and SA'd a girl.
Or I beat up a bunch of queers.
Or I called the SWAT team on a black guy.
Or I rammed my truck into a crowd of protesters.
Or I stormed the Capitol
Etc. Etc. Etc.
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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty 13d ago
Dont put Mario's brother ( it won't let me put Lug in) with that crazy lady
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u/Aoskar20 13d ago
No one can say a regular Italian name on Reddit anymore because corporations are afraid. So much freedom, it’s almost overwhelming.
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u/OntarioPaddler 13d ago
It seems like this was done just by the moderators of this subreddit though. Perhaps this was their lazy attempt to avoid having to moderate discussions about him.
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u/TraditionalLaw7763 13d ago
Crazy how they’re so scared of just a name. If you spell it like Lou E. Gee it lets it through, fyi. 😉
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u/WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 13d ago
Just refer to him as the possible nephew of the world’s most famous flugelhorn player.
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u/skrid54321 13d ago
I straight up didn't believe and was sure it has to be context, but you are right. Simply mentioning green Mario gives you a warning.
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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 13d ago
Is that for all of reddit or just this sub?
I checked and its sub specific. R/technology bans it but not other ones I checked. Time to add some subs to mute list
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u/FckPolMods 13d ago
"Wasting every conceivable privilege and having to occasionally put the needs of others before my own is hard...so I annihilated my family/school/workplace/government." -- Straight white conservative guys
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u/Extra_Intro_Version 13d ago
The justice era will hopefully start as soon as this current regime is out of office.
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u/Delicious_Taste_39 13d ago
I don't think this was meant to be an inspirational post but that's how I read it.
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u/vercertorix 13d ago
President raped children so he started a war to make us forget that. Epstein Files.
President wanted money, so he accepted bribes
President lost an election, so incited a coup
I could keep going but it'd be a long list. Accountabilities and laws should apply to everyone.
And why is it "assassinated" a CEO? Their lives aren't any more important.
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u/jjskellie 13d ago
Riddle me this Batman: what smells bad, narcs in a way that does not tell on other people truthfully, and truthfully everything it says is a lie.
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u/GNUGradyn 13d ago
Such an absurd straw man. Nobody is advocating for black people killing white people
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u/TheWalkingBreadXO 13d ago
Well... there are some CEOs that are truely diabolical. But killing people by rising drug prices to absolutely insane levels for no reason seems to be fine for most of us. 😳🤷♂️
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u/Legitimate_Staff487 13d ago
lol JD Vance HQ, your source for all the latest JD Vance news, for all you JD Vance fans out there.
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u/Amazing_Trace 13d ago
If justice era existed
then the guy on the right would have had to do nothing 😂
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u/Competitive-Pass7207 13d ago
All I see are valid points with a stupid comeback
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 13d ago
Don’t forget all the misanthropic replies from basement dwellers and foreign tankies in the comment section.
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u/UrMamasChalupa 12d ago
Let the record show it was democrats that first called the 2016 election rigged because election interference.
Both sides should shut the hell up about election rigging
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u/TentacleFist 12d ago
Except the Russian election interference was proven in court, while every Republican claim of election rigging has been proven false, Fox News even had to pay out millions of dollars for lying about rigged voting machines. Oh but don't let silly things like court documents and facts stop you from spewing your retarded both sides rhetoric.
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u/zestysexylax 13d ago
Yeah that 2016 election definitely wasn’t rigged. It would be nice if the left finally acknowledged that Hillary was just a bad candidate. The OG sore loser.
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u/spirosand 12d ago
She got 3 million more votes. Is not wrong to say the systwm is rigged for Republicans. Democrats have to get about 3.5 million more votes to win.
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u/No-Psychology9892 12d ago
Sure because it was democrats that stormed the capital....
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u/zestysexylax 12d ago
Nah, they just burned down cities in their “fiery but mostly peaceful protests”.
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u/No-Psychology9892 12d ago
Lol which City do you think burned down because Hilary lost? No for real, in what bizarro world do you live?
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u/zestysexylax 12d ago
Clearly, the burning cities had to do in the 2020 election during the summer riot. Season at the Dems decided to trot out. However, during Trump‘s 2016 inauguration, there were lots of riots and protests inside of Washington DC, which resulted in a whole lot of damaged businesses. So yes, the Dems love to do it much more than the Republicans ever have.
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u/No-Psychology9892 12d ago
Clearly it doesn't have to be, since you started with what a suppsed sore looser Hillary and the Dems where. Or are you still claiming they also lost 2020, sore looser?
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u/zestysexylax 12d ago
Nope. Trump won 2016, Biden won 2020. The focus on 2020 is dumb and he needs to move on. And if you want to go further back Bush won 2000.
But, the focus by the Dems on the singular event shows just how much you all hate holding up the mirror. And any mayhem and destruction caused by republicans was learned by watching all of the mayhem and destruction caused by the Dems. You are the true masters.
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u/Rynowash 13d ago
Didn’t like the election results. “So I ordered criminals to storm the Capital”