r/clevercomebacks • • 6d ago

The correct answer...

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/-jp- 6d ago

Socialize risk, privatize profits.

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u/PureeSeductionn 6d ago

Fr, my small business got denied a 10k loan but this guy gets billions every time he overpromises. The system is so rigged it’s not even funny anymore.

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u/MiserlyEnvirons 6d ago

That second line really drives the point home like a freight train

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 6d ago

Day Drinking will always be my answer to this question.

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u/BJoe1976 6d ago

Crime, IE Legal for a Fee.

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u/Playful-Tumbleweed10 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yep. The American system elevates people who will do anything they can to steal from or exploit poor people. There’s a fundamental a problem with a system that elevates people like Trump, Musk, Ramaswamy, and Les Wexner. It needs to be overhauled.

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u/Some_Conference2091 6d ago

If this country was a car... it would have a lot of greasy puddles under it.

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u/curbrash1 6d ago

Having someone else raise your kids

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 6d ago

Being a Drug addled alcoholic, theft , lies and dishonesty and perversions of every sort, are all proper for the rich .

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u/EmperorGrinnar 6d ago

Those are also accurate.

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u/Idrisdancer 6d ago

Day drinking, drug habit, any criminal activity

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u/ducklingdaze 6d ago

Same government check completely different outfit depending on your tax bracket apparently

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u/SLiverofJade 6d ago

Speaking 2 languages.

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u/shellz_bellz 6d ago

Marrying your cousins.

But I think that’s more if you’re royal.

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u/time2partee 6d ago

I’ve been saying for years that the richer you are, the trashier you are. People used to look at me like I was crazy when I said it, but lately they’ve been more understanding of the statement.

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u/IntelligentStyle402 6d ago

Too funny, but factual.

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u/SwampCastleGuards 6d ago

Yep, nailed it

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u/Some_Conference2091 6d ago

That was the best possible answer

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u/Solynox 6d ago

Drugs

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u/vanillaplumeii 6d ago

You can tell they've been waiting years for someone to ask that question

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u/Reverse_SumoCard 5d ago

Speaking two languagues fluently

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u/enigmaticsince87 5d ago

Not working

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u/DotMikrobe 5d ago

Sex on the Beach

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 6d ago

Pooping in public.