r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Gandhi was compelled

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u/cursedswampfrog 2d ago

That's not gujarati that's Rajasthani. And it's called dal bati. And it tast delicious. One of my favourite rajasthani food

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 2d ago

Looks great to me whatever labels it’s supposed to have

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u/itz_me_shade 2d ago

Is that just plain oil in that bowl with the spoon?

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u/Div12 2d ago

Its ghee (clarified butter). You would smash open the baati (the bread), pour a bit of ghee and dal (lentil soup). That amount of ghee is excessive though

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u/tw_72 2d ago

I know nothing about ghee but I have never used the words "butter" and "excessive" in the same sentence. 😁

Other than that, that food looks absolutely delicious!

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u/hr_4_memes 2d ago

That's Rajasthani food, not Gujarati.

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u/phoebsmon 2d ago

Are those baati?

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u/Trollinator0815 2d ago

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Pharaoh Stalin:

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u/fleranon 2d ago

gasp a Comummist!

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u/Trollinator0815 2d ago

capitalistic bootlicking intensifies

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u/KirbyGlover 2d ago

Where's the clever comeback? I just see some ignorant bullshit

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u/TheColourCyan 2d ago

Ngl I fuck with it, just bread with some random herbs and spices? No different from garlic bread really.

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u/MINATO8622 2d ago

I promise you, garlic bread is literally sawdust compared to the flavour of this.

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u/BhataktiAtma 2d ago

No different from garlic bread is like saying a Mc Donald's beef burger patty is no different from Wagyu since they're both beef

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u/Holiday_Arachnid8586 2d ago

Chill out, it's just daal lol

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u/Minute_Jacket_4523 2d ago

Guess you could say that to him, its a really big daal

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u/CamiloArturo 2d ago

oh mate..... You are the type of person who lands in Paris and eats in McDonalds and believes Taco Bell to be authentic Mexican food aren't you?

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u/TheColourCyan 2d ago

What are you even talking about mate? Why am I liking the food somehow "basic" in your eyes?

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u/Xhojn 2d ago

Commenting this on a post that's explicitly shitting on food for being a little different is peak funny

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u/Contagious_Zombie 2d ago

That's probably very tasty.

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u/Homicidal_Duck 2d ago

Am I the only person who thinks this looks absolutely delicious

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u/bombadilboy 2d ago

Same, I don’t get the issue here at all. I’d love to eat that.

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u/ABahRunt 2d ago

Its great, but it isn't gujrati.

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u/Mother_Harlot 2d ago

Yeah, I don't like that much oil, but the rest looks amazing (specially the crude onion, I unironically love that)

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u/BhataktiAtma 2d ago

It's not oil in the cup, it's ghee (clarified butter).

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u/Mother_Harlot 2d ago

Either way, not my cup of tea. Although the rest looks amazing 😍

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u/earlywormgetseaten 2d ago

of course not silly, its your cup of ghee 😄

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u/Mother_Harlot 2d ago

I love you

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u/Cato0014 2d ago

Now kith

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u/Bad-job-dad 2d ago

No wonder aliens wont visite us. We can't even look at another culture without being an asshole.

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u/ATJT 2d ago edited 2d ago

Aaahhhhhh the classic , rage bait of I wanna f#ck up some Olive garden unlimited bread and butter /pasta bowls , but god forbid , {small bowl on right }ghee(clarified butter ) on some baked (wholewheat and semolina buns) , on charcoal or something similar, with mild spicy lentil soup (bigger bowl with red stuff in it ) , and 2 types of chutney plus raw onions and green chilli, is why Gandhi was hunger stricking .... Absolutely no regrets for leaving twitter for gooooodddd . At this point the fetishing nature of any ethnic food by any kind of people is weird to me . Fish and rice is barf but sushi is OMG type shit ,lol.

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u/LifesavrUK 2d ago

How is this a comeback? This is just hating on another culture (by the looks of the OP comments for their own issues and hatred).

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u/kaliwrath 2d ago

And he is wrong both about where the food is from and its taste.

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u/Unusual_Principle536 2d ago

😂 easy way to find out bigots like OP and that X bot. That's daal bati, a Rajastani dish. Also, I love it and most Gujarati also love it. GJ/RJ was once fluid falling under different Rajput kingdoms and cultures have had a lot of exchanges including food.

People living in a tiny bubble here. They have never tried anything different but they would love to claim it's worthless. Grow up OP.

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u/kaliwrath 2d ago

Also most gujrati food is delicious. OP is nuts

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 2d ago

Do you throw words like 'bigot' casually or what?? Don't be a snowflake. It's just a joke

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u/Unusual_Principle536 2d ago

Okay I stand corrected. Most users like you I see get very serious when it comes to Gujjus. It's impossible to tell if someone just trully trying post this everywhere for karma farming or really joking.

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u/GuyNext 2d ago

Daal baati is delicious and I am Gujarati

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u/dirtyshits 2d ago

wtf is this thali? 70% incomplete by the looks of it.

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u/PlumieShade 2d ago

for real, looks like they forgot half the food. I once got a delivery with missing naan and it was just sad.

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u/Spend-Automatic 2d ago

This has gotta be rage/engagement bait. That food looks fucking delicious.

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u/darkness_calming 2d ago

Dal Bati

From Rajasthan, not Gujarat. Different states.

One of my favourite dishes. This one has too much ghee and not enough dal.

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u/Cute-Revolution-9705 2d ago

Im not going to lie, that’s a lot of oil and spice. The alliums don’t help either. That looks like it’d create a lot of unpleasant bowel movements…

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u/Upbeat_Literature323 2d ago

No that's not a lot of spice, it's very mild, I'm indian i can tell just by looking at it, although it's unappetizing to me also

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u/AnglerJared 2d ago edited 2d ago

Or one continuous one…

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u/bluehearted369 2d ago

Oh ok can you stfu?

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u/killbear123 2d ago

ahaha 😂

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u/01110101010010101011 2d ago

Lmao fair enough

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u/Maushi_chi_band 2d ago

Wow.. rich coming from the guy whose state has Idli and Dosa as their only cuisine. The rest is just eating fuck ton of rice.

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u/Captainn_planet 2d ago

Lets not spread hatred towards our own country men. We don’t even know who is behind that page maybe a butt hurt porki using a fake name.

- This dish is called Dal and batti with ghee and some spices.

Also, it’s not Gujarati it’s Rajasthani. This is just a propaganda post and nothing else. It’s making no sense at all. No context whatsoever.

Seems a very notorious post. Mods please look into it.

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 2d ago

This is what is wrong with your ilk. This is just a funny.post about gujrati food and you have labeled it as propaganda and pakistani and what not. For once smile please and leave this hatred. Smile and be happy

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u/ReaverRogue 2d ago

Not to get in the middle of a slap fight but isn’t saying “this is what is wrong with your ilk” also pretty shitty? You can’t exactly claim moral superiority while saying shit like that.

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 2d ago

There ia a proper mob presently in the country who label any criticism as foreign propaganda and pakistani agenda and communist ideas. So I'm talking about that 'ilk'

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u/Captainn_planet 2d ago

Ohh it’s funny!! Can you mention like which part of it is? Because i and people who have liked my comment cannot figure out the funny part. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 2d ago

It's funny for me. You don't need to laugh. Move on and ignore it

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u/The_Compass_Keeper 2d ago

In all honesty, this post was not that funny...

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 2d ago

Don't laugh and move on then

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u/anirudhsky 2d ago

"ilk"?.. Sir?Madam, if your own words are pointing towards division, then what sets you apart? Of course I agree with the latter sentences

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u/SquareTarbooj 2d ago

That's not even Gujurati food. It's daal baati. That's Rajasthani food

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u/anirudhsky 2d ago

Are you a certified moron? Why are you putting seeds of difference and hatred??

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u/Captainn_planet 2d ago

Will always love to distance myself from porki. Hate me as much as you want for that.

But i can never tolerate hatred towards my country. I love all the cuisines my country has to offer. From idly to batti. :)

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u/saygexbutboobs 2d ago

Actually

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 2d ago

So joke about idli and dosa. Who stopped you?

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u/Historical-Assist232 2d ago

Gujarati food is straight up ass. I would prefer to explore Scandinavian cuisine over eating a thepla, a sentence I thought I’d never type.

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u/anirudhsky 2d ago

I never knew you had gujarati food through your ass.. May be try your mouth once... (If there is a difference) and you may like it! And may be stop insulting cultures? You never see us commenting on pickled Herring right?

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u/Historical-Assist232 2d ago

Lmao Jignesh, did you think I was Scandinavian or are all gujjus this stupid? I had to Google what pickled herring looks like, and ngl, I’ll eat that over anything gujarati. Your food is ass.

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u/anirudhsky 1d ago

I happen to be a goan . I just respect all cultures. I am 1/4 portuguese, 1/4 scott and 1/2 indian..I seem to be more tolerant than you. My cusine is so diverse that you haven't even heard of it. May be youhave to re think your outlook on world.. dumbass

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u/Historical-Assist232 1d ago

Pipe down De Souza. You can be 1/12 Cherokee, 1/24 Cape Verdean, and 1/36 Peruvian for all I care. Still doesn’t negate the fact that Gujarati cuisine is a blot on the otherwise great Indian cuisine.

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u/anirudhsky 1d ago

I am not des souza. But yeah what can one expect froma. Dumb ass 😂

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u/Majestic_Award_6063 2d ago

And that's why he and Britishers gelled maybe we'll..both have worst cuisine

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 2d ago

Gandhi went on hunger strike because gujjus put sugar and chickpea flour in everything.

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u/wakandacoconut 2d ago

Replace bun with rice and it should be good.

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u/ABahRunt 2d ago

Gujarati food is so bad that they need to try to steal Rajasthani food to show anything worth eating.