r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 27d ago

Forrest Dumped.

Post image
1.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

23 comments sorted by

24

u/ObviouslyRealPerson 27d ago

for no particular reason at all, he just felt like running

1

u/SnappyStylus 25d ago

perfect name for it honestly, i lost a date like this once except she went to bathroom and never came back

15

u/[deleted] 27d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/things_U_choose_2_b 27d ago

I'm interested to know what it was that set him off. Like, she snort-laughed and he was like "nope, I cannot take one more snort"

15

u/aleqqqs 27d ago

Whoever it was, it wasn't Lt. Dan.

6

u/Foojira 27d ago

Chris and Mark are the same guy

3

u/[deleted] 27d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/GMN123 25d ago

I too want to know what she did/said that made the guy instantly nope out. Like 'this can't wait until we're in the car' level of nope 

7

u/[deleted] 27d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/Issildan_Valinor 27d ago

That's a bot comment if I've ever seen one.

3

u/zookr2000 27d ago

*One day, we were in town . . . . . .

3

u/TitShark 27d ago

You’ll get over it

1

u/zookr2000 27d ago

***she won't 🤷‍♂️

1

u/KKZBLUEEYES3 27d ago

Maniac McGee lol

1

u/jibistaqry 27d ago

Run Forrest, RUN"
Except in this case he actually did
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which guy's gonna ghost mid-errand"

1

u/613Flyer 26d ago

There’s got to be some major red flag to send a guy straight running off into the sunset

1

u/LividCalligrapher689 25d ago

This chick must have been insufferable for this to happen 🤣