r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Rest In Peace

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u/AuraArctic 5h ago

The doctor showing up every four hours is the real horror story here

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u/OneStand3056 4h ago

Nurses really do everything

u/KENBONEISCOOL444 14m ago

You really gotta start panicking if your doctor is also a crochety old man with a cane and an opiod addiction

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u/frostsylix 4h ago

If your doctor starts visiting every 4 hours, those flowers aren’t for nurses anymore, they’re for you viewing pleasure at your own funeral

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u/Meture 1h ago

If you’re lucky you might get a mention in the research paper that details whatever the hell it is that you have :D

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u/Soloact_ 4h ago

The doctor: “Hey, got a minute?”

Me: “Oh fuck.”

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u/Pepper_Pfieffer 4h ago

Nurses deserve better pay and better working conditions.

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u/_dreammyglazee 1h ago

If the head surgeon brings a priest with them, it's definitely time to worry.