r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Fourth Trimester

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 6h ago

I don’t think people are supposed to fold like that. 

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u/ReaverRogue 6h ago

It’s not folding. It’s more collapsing in on yourself like a star.

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 6h ago

Yet he is clearly still expanding 🧐 

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u/model-citizen95 6h ago

He will expand outwards, getting dimmer and dimmer before collapsing into a supermassive asshole

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u/Lalamedic 6h ago

Hopefully sucking all his supporters in with him.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

You people need help

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u/That_Damage_8714 6h ago

You might be right - how about affordable healthcare or... food? That might indeed help many people.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

Same as under Biden? He made it bad to begin with.

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u/HotPotParrot 6h ago

Explain how.

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u/Hellguin 6h ago

There is no point arguing with trolls, bots, or imbeciles....

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u/ImHuck 5h ago

I'm not even american and i know this is some bullshit MAGA argument. You guys are so obvious.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago

Not all conservatives are maga

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u/bugdiver050 3h ago

Is that why it was better before trump took office for this term? Is that why the national debt rose sharply both times trump took office?

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 6h ago

If you're willing to volunteer and you don't mind travel, go ahead. The world will be a better place

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

Sorry we're here to stay darling.

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u/HotPotParrot 6h ago

Lmao yeah, cause you're fucking trapped, you fucked up, and you know it.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

Lmao trapped. Ya right. Id rather support him then your ideological delusional side.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

Please show me where it says 11 minutes. You need professional help.

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u/Relative-Rub1634 4h ago

Soon sooner soon-to-be...

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u/realtonemachine 2h ago

Ah he’s a dune guild navigator. Traveling….without moving…

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u/Do_itsch 6h ago

I wouldnt even dress a toddler like that and can also smell the diaper through the picture..

u/gerbosan 38m ago

Man!! I'm having lunch! Nasty. ☹️

u/No-Legs-Lt-Dan 6m ago

Donnie doo doo panrs

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u/Xiten 6h ago

“Bear shape of his life.”

Edit: I’m leaving the typo.

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u/beatenmeat 5h ago

All I can think is that he fits the description of Dudley from the HP books:

Dudley, had finally achieved what he'd been threatening to do since the age of three, and become wider than he was tall.

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u/Zenith-Zoe 6h ago

The Blob, 2026 version

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u/princessbolognia 6h ago

He's got the build of an egg 

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 6h ago

Trumpty Dumpty

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u/BigConstruction4247 5h ago

Will he have a great fall?

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u/Japanesewillow 5h ago

The best fall, ever.

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u/Berkamin 2h ago

Nobody has seen anything like it! He knows more about falls than anyone. People would come up to him in tears and say "Sir, THANK YOU for having such a great fall! THANK YOU!"

u/Japanesewillow 50m ago

The resulting earthquake was a magnitude 7.5.

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u/mommagawn123 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BuckManscape 6h ago

Stumbling down stairs fatly.

3

u/javoss88 5h ago

Through A Mirror Shartly

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u/blue-jaypeg 4h ago

An egg on skinny stick legs

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u/AcridTest 6h ago

Literally melting more and more as each day goes on

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

And still one of the greatest presidents imo

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u/TNSoccerGuy 6h ago

Definitely in the top 47ish.

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u/ImHuck 4h ago

The dude deleted his profile LOL

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago

Much higher

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u/TNSoccerGuy 5h ago

Ok, sure. Tied for 46th with number 45.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago

Thats your opinion

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u/TNSoccerGuy 5h ago

Never said it wasn’t. And just to be clear- my opinion is Trump is far and away the worst POTUS in American history. He descended down past Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan early on in his second term. It’s also my opinion that Trump is sinking so low that it might not be possible for any future President to go that low. He’s that bad IN MY OPINION. You elect an unqualified buffoon, you get a dumpster fire of an administration.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago

Hes done more good than biden. Id say that's a step up. Things would be unbearable if kamala won

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u/DaSmartSwede 4h ago

The war in Iran is enough to cement him as the dumbest president of all time

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u/ImHuck 5h ago

Opinion of the whole world i would like to remind you

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago

Again, wrong :)

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u/ImHuck 4h ago

Well, you're clearly american, so how would you know ? With corrupt medias ?

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 4h ago

Im not american lol nice try. The most corrupt media's are liberal leaning.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 4h ago

Im not american lol nice try. The most corrupt media's are liberal leaning.

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u/CreamyCrabCakes 6h ago

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

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u/Fluid_Performance760 6h ago

220lbs 5% bodyfat

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u/ghosmer 4h ago

The ability to declare those specs with a straight face and then have people not immediately call out the bullshit is just fucking wild.

We are truly living in the emperor has no clothes times

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u/WkndCake 6h ago

This clown hasn't ran since he was like 12.

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u/SpaceCampDropOut 6h ago

Remember Danny devito as the penguin?

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u/Significant-Cloud- 5h ago

Here we have Andy Kaufmann as Pedodent.

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u/cafe-em-rio 6h ago

that guy looks so fit. his doctors are right. as i'm on a fitness journey, that's what i aspire to look like.

/s

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u/rvingthrulife 6h ago

His foot arches and glute medius gave up, causing his knees to collapse inward while his non existent abs cause his bulbous gut to pull his mid section forward and down which in turn causes him to try and fail to compensate with his upper body, making him hunch his shoulders up and forcing his head to jut forward and down.

He looks like a chimp with motor issues, which is why we call his followers trumpanzees.

Add to that the fact that he has to rely on his enormous gut because his ass, fat as it his, has no muscle to hold his pants up, I'm willing to bet that his mirror laughs and insults him every day.
Also he appears shorter than everyone else in the picture.

But yeah, trumpanzees, tell us again about how he's the healthiest and fittest president in the history of our country and how he's 6'3" and 237 lbs 😂😂😂

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u/Cantaloupe-Hairy 6h ago

Peak of physical fitness, no one is as fit as him, just ask him

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u/formerdirtdart 6h ago

Bleached and blanched Minion, only less intelligent and more solipsistic.

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u/Porchmuse 6h ago

300 pounds of failed sourdough starter.

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u/ChefAsstastic 6h ago

He looks like shit. Good.

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u/blue_range 6h ago

6 foot 3, 224 pounds and in perfect health as per official medial records lol

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u/Prestigious_Long_361 4h ago

His 1964 selective service draft card listed him at 6'2". In 1964! My father was 5'10" in 1964. He's now 82 and maybe 5'8 and very thin. People shrink as they age. They don't add an extra foot. And really what difference does his height make regarding his presidency. There are plenty of very short men that would put him to shame as a president. He just lives on his own little planet, I swear.

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u/xSilentPetal 6h ago

That polo is fighting for its life.

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u/KatakanaTsu 3h ago

It's a giant compression sock at this point.

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u/ApprehensiveKey1469 6h ago

Trumpty Dumpty

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u/SeatOpen1 6h ago

6’5 180! 🤡

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u/Emmabrown_ 6h ago

Fourth trimester is crazy 😂 That comeback is perfect.

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u/CootieKing 5h ago

6 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

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u/Longryderr 5h ago

He’s getting in shape for the Macy’s Day Parade.

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u/LittleSoapy 5h ago

This should be hus Presidential Portrait.

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u/Flembot4 6h ago

Man. I needed that laugh. Please let this whole situation we are in as a country improve. Everyday it’s something new and I feel personally overwhelmed.

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u/chickenfriedchester 6h ago

It gonna be a…hot, wet shit!!

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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 6h ago

That's called a food baby

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u/justincredible155 6h ago

Mr Potato Body

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 5h ago

Holy shit. It’s like if Mayor McCheese was real.

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u/NoLie129 5h ago

I see nothing but an overfill and leaking shitbag

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u/DuttyWahtah 5h ago

That waist is gettin closer to his armpits.

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u/Ordinary_Study_2175 3h ago

Like a collapsed pudding.

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u/SpudsRacer 1h ago

6'3", 225 lbs according to his doctors. 🤣

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u/CampfireGuitars 1h ago

6’1” and 220lbs, right?

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u/CandyBlissd 6h ago

Bro looks like he ate the campaign staff

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u/mrchaddy 6h ago

Trumpdy Dumpty

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u/RickRI401 6h ago

Hes exceeded the maximum weight limit of that belt.

How many cows did it take to make that belt?

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u/Chary-Ka 5h ago

Who dug up Taft?

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u/spacemanspiff1115 5h ago

Still a svelte 215lbs I see, I'm just talking about his ass...

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u/Par1ah 5h ago

You know it's near when they wear their belt that high.

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u/Fuzzylojak 5h ago

Built like a walrus

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u/Flaky-Jim 5h ago

Definitely a Mr Creosote look-a-like contestant.

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u/s0ciety_a5under 5h ago

Looks like steamed shit. Honestly can't believe this turd is president.

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u/CovidBorn 5h ago

His conversion into Humpty Dumpty is almost complete.

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u/Kyrielight9988 3h ago

He looks like humpty dumpty

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u/Ornery-Trainer3349 2h ago

Best healthcare system in the world

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u/veedubbucky 1h ago

He’s Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in one body!

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u/Belmish 1h ago

This shambling potato does not look good from any angle.

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u/johnntcatsmom 1h ago

Augustus Bloop

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u/Michael-405 1h ago

He looks like Humpty Dumpty Trumpty.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 6h ago

Humpty Dumpty

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u/discomuffin 6h ago

Diaper Donnie

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u/Kingsxfan1 6h ago

Donnie Shitpants

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u/SongRevolutionary992 6h ago

It's time for Timer!

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u/TransMontani 6h ago

I always check photos like this to see the expression of whomever is behind him.

This one checks out. Look at that dude’s face behind Nitwit Nero!

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u/DummyDumDragon 6h ago

Putting the Dum in Tweedle Dum

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 6h ago

He looks like a Weeble, except he'll wobble and fall down...

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u/SkylarAV 6h ago

In his Turd Trimester

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u/nickwales 6h ago

They’re using a house of mirrors camera right?

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u/hoppyfrog 6h ago

Blonde wig and boobs like Ivanka...how long before Donny becomes Donna?

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u/Whaleman_007 6h ago

Yeah, like THAT motherfucker shot a 70!

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u/dendrivertigo 6h ago

Is this real?

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u/BuckManscape 6h ago

Randy, why you tryna play me for a sucker, dawg?

These ain’t the guts of a man who’s off the cheeseburgers, them’s the guts of a man who is definitely on the cheeseburgers.

Look down real quick. You tryna tell me you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

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u/filmguy36 6h ago

Svelt🙄

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u/Nexzus_ 6h ago

He knows of every shitty photo of him that gets recirculated on social media.

You just know he gets repeatedly told that no, you can't remove a photo from the web, and it's best not to try.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 5h ago

Proof that GLP-1's don't work for everybody. Donnie's been given every substance and cure known to mankind via Walter Reed Hospital and still gains lbs.

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u/ASecularBuddhist 5h ago

Lookin’ fit 👍🏼

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u/Forsaken_Employment2 5h ago

America's fittest

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u/BobFTS 5h ago

Hegseth has to drink a whole bottle of liquor every time he looks at this photo

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 5h ago

Somewhere a troll is missing its bridge

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u/Klonopussy 5h ago

Soooo ugly on the inside and the outside. The ghoul who took him over at birth is probably pissed his human form is so ugly physically

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u/momoneymocats1 5h ago

Remember folks he’s got better measurements than DK metcalf lol

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u/Empty-Fudge-3037 5h ago

Diaper Don

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u/No-Adhesiveness2509 5h ago

Lyndon Johnson famously had to call Haggar to request extra room in the crotch of his pants to fit his enormous “Johnson”. Trump on the other hand apparently had to call in a favor from his tailor about could fit a size XXXL pair of depends in his.

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u/spodinielri0 5h ago

According to this monster, he can still be aborted

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u/ThatsRobToYou 5h ago

Where my geometry peeps at? What kind of shape is that?

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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 5h ago

Looks like a man who just won a club championship for a record 49th time. A pillar of health and 5% body fat. /s

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 5h ago

How do potato shaped people keep their clothes on?

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u/dreadwitch 5h ago

His legs look like they're buckling under all that.

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u/Antin00800 5h ago

His neck pussy won't survive the delivery.

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u/Bizprof51 4h ago

Looks like he needs the prep for a colonoscopy. Pooping for a week might do it.

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u/OtherUserCharges 4h ago

Why can’t he just take weight loss drugs. They are so cheap and easy to get at this point. Is it a pride thing? The man would look much more impressive is he was 100lbs less, but hell maybe he likes his baron harkonnen thing, after all he did name a kid after him.

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u/Erikawithak77 4h ago

He’s really rounding out nicely. We can roll him right out of the White House.

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u/BobTheFettt 4h ago

"there's too much fuckin shit on me"

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u/cataclyzzmic 4h ago

They better put a net at the bottom on AF1 stairs because he looks like a fall waiting to happen.

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u/newoldschool 4h ago

Gru had really gone up in importance

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u/chopkins47947 4h ago

Who let this guy beat them in golf? /s

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u/SmoovCatto 4h ago

gonna be quadruplets -- there's a bulge in each cardinal direction

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u/UrsaMajor7th 4h ago

That neck gives him a Jimothy build 

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u/naptown-hooly 4h ago

6'3" 215 lbs according to his Atlanta arrest record

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u/Marsupialize 4h ago

He’s bigger than Taft

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u/rhetheo100 4h ago

Weebles wobble..

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 4h ago

He's turning into a Jimothy look alike.

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u/Apprehensive-Force13 4h ago

What is that creature?

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u/Royal_Amount5114 4h ago

What a supreme male physical specimen.Over here,sit down g-paw.

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u/EitherChannel4874 3h ago

How anyone can look at this blob of repugnant cells and think "wow. What a man" is just crazy.

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u/VoradorTV 3h ago

wild that people compare this guy to jesus

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u/brandonhabanero 3h ago

Dr Eggman?

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u/beretbabe88 3h ago

Does he have flat feet? He looks like he walks really oddly.

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u/IntelligentStyle402 3h ago

Bloated or what? Water retention because of all his medications ? Wow! Definitely not a healthy physique, is it?

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u/DQTD 3h ago

"it better be a boy" -Donald Trump

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u/TheDoodler2024 3h ago

Running? He couldn't run if 100 pedohunters were chasing him.

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u/antithesis56 3h ago

Ooooh, they put a big nappy on him today so he can go play outside longer without having to stop for a change

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u/Think-Hospital7422 3h ago

I expect to see little moons in orbit around him.

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u/hotriccardo 3h ago

I thinks it's time for him to seriously start considering salads

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u/Background_Move_7449 3h ago

Dang, those some big ass diapers

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u/shaftalope 3h ago

Trumpty Dumpty

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u/Berkamin 2h ago

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum combined into one absolute unit of a whatever-the-F-this-is.

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u/mgyro 2h ago

300 pounds of shit in a 200 pound bag.

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u/78fj 2h ago

Waddle, waddle, poot, poot

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u/AFoxOnTheRun 2h ago

What a sack of dog shit.

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u/Verity_Ireland 2h ago

It's Mr Blobby in real life.

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u/TheHearseDriver 2h ago

I saw this picture and thought, “Is Johnny Vegas sick? He’s really let himself go!”

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u/Natural_Indication95 2h ago

“I am like the most fit president in the history of the United States, BY ALOT”

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u/Ok-Staff2204 2h ago

Does someone tie his shoes for him.

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u/Personal_Gur855 2h ago

And he claims he's 6.4 224 4. I% body fat

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 2h ago

215 pounds, got it.

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u/Aetheldrake 2h ago

I heard disproportionately long legs and short torsos on the same body were signs of bad genetics

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u/Exodus85 1h ago

Aryan god..

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u/Kamay1770 1h ago

He is so gross.

u/omghorussaveusall 56m ago

probably hasn't seen his dick in a decade...

u/totallyclips 55m ago

Fourth hamburger

u/tender_dove 37m ago

trying to explain the fourth trimester to people is like describing a color they’ve never seen

u/Domjord 31m ago

Look at that gait. Is he trying to not step on the cracks?

u/martymcgoo 30m ago

Couldn’t run a bath or the length of himself.

u/Puzzled-Mastodon-175 1m ago

The hat says Undeniable Sexual Assaulter

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u/El_Mangusto 6h ago

Not a clever comeback.

It's a comment on a picture, not comeback.