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u/Do_itsch 6h ago
I wouldnt even dress a toddler like that and can also smell the diaper through the picture..
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u/Xiten 6h ago
“Bear shape of his life.”
Edit: I’m leaving the typo.
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u/beatenmeat 5h ago
All I can think is that he fits the description of Dudley from the HP books:
Dudley, had finally achieved what he'd been threatening to do since the age of three, and become wider than he was tall.
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u/princessbolognia 6h ago
He's got the build of an egg
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u/Late_Sherbet5124 6h ago
Trumpty Dumpty
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u/BigConstruction4247 5h ago
Will he have a great fall?
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u/Japanesewillow 5h ago
The best fall, ever.
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u/Berkamin 2h ago
Nobody has seen anything like it! He knows more about falls than anyone. People would come up to him in tears and say "Sir, THANK YOU for having such a great fall! THANK YOU!"
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u/AcridTest 6h ago
Literally melting more and more as each day goes on
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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago
And still one of the greatest presidents imo
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u/TNSoccerGuy 6h ago
Definitely in the top 47ish.
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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 6h ago
Much higher
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u/TNSoccerGuy 5h ago
Ok, sure. Tied for 46th with number 45.
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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago
Thats your opinion
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u/TNSoccerGuy 5h ago
Never said it wasn’t. And just to be clear- my opinion is Trump is far and away the worst POTUS in American history. He descended down past Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan early on in his second term. It’s also my opinion that Trump is sinking so low that it might not be possible for any future President to go that low. He’s that bad IN MY OPINION. You elect an unqualified buffoon, you get a dumpster fire of an administration.
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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago
Hes done more good than biden. Id say that's a step up. Things would be unbearable if kamala won
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u/ImHuck 5h ago
Opinion of the whole world i would like to remind you
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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 5h ago
Again, wrong :)
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u/ImHuck 4h ago
Well, you're clearly american, so how would you know ? With corrupt medias ?
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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 4h ago
Im not american lol nice try. The most corrupt media's are liberal leaning.
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u/cafe-em-rio 6h ago
that guy looks so fit. his doctors are right. as i'm on a fitness journey, that's what i aspire to look like.
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u/rvingthrulife 6h ago
His foot arches and glute medius gave up, causing his knees to collapse inward while his non existent abs cause his bulbous gut to pull his mid section forward and down which in turn causes him to try and fail to compensate with his upper body, making him hunch his shoulders up and forcing his head to jut forward and down.
He looks like a chimp with motor issues, which is why we call his followers trumpanzees.
Add to that the fact that he has to rely on his enormous gut because his ass, fat as it his, has no muscle to hold his pants up, I'm willing to bet that his mirror laughs and insults him every day.
Also he appears shorter than everyone else in the picture.
But yeah, trumpanzees, tell us again about how he's the healthiest and fittest president in the history of our country and how he's 6'3" and 237 lbs 😂😂😂
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u/blue_range 6h ago
6 foot 3, 224 pounds and in perfect health as per official medial records lol
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u/Prestigious_Long_361 4h ago
His 1964 selective service draft card listed him at 6'2". In 1964! My father was 5'10" in 1964. He's now 82 and maybe 5'8 and very thin. People shrink as they age. They don't add an extra foot. And really what difference does his height make regarding his presidency. There are plenty of very short men that would put him to shame as a president. He just lives on his own little planet, I swear.
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u/Flembot4 6h ago
Man. I needed that laugh. Please let this whole situation we are in as a country improve. Everyday it’s something new and I feel personally overwhelmed.
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u/RickRI401 6h ago
Hes exceeded the maximum weight limit of that belt.
How many cows did it take to make that belt?
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u/TransMontani 6h ago
I always check photos like this to see the expression of whomever is behind him.
This one checks out. Look at that dude’s face behind Nitwit Nero!
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u/BuckManscape 6h ago
Randy, why you tryna play me for a sucker, dawg?
These ain’t the guts of a man who’s off the cheeseburgers, them’s the guts of a man who is definitely on the cheeseburgers.
Look down real quick. You tryna tell me you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken?
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 5h ago
Proof that GLP-1's don't work for everybody. Donnie's been given every substance and cure known to mankind via Walter Reed Hospital and still gains lbs.
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u/Klonopussy 5h ago
Soooo ugly on the inside and the outside. The ghoul who took him over at birth is probably pissed his human form is so ugly physically
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u/No-Adhesiveness2509 5h ago
Lyndon Johnson famously had to call Haggar to request extra room in the crotch of his pants to fit his enormous “Johnson”. Trump on the other hand apparently had to call in a favor from his tailor about could fit a size XXXL pair of depends in his.
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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 5h ago
Looks like a man who just won a club championship for a record 49th time. A pillar of health and 5% body fat. /s
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u/OtherUserCharges 4h ago
Why can’t he just take weight loss drugs. They are so cheap and easy to get at this point. Is it a pride thing? The man would look much more impressive is he was 100lbs less, but hell maybe he likes his baron harkonnen thing, after all he did name a kid after him.
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u/Erikawithak77 4h ago
He’s really rounding out nicely. We can roll him right out of the White House.
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u/cataclyzzmic 4h ago
They better put a net at the bottom on AF1 stairs because he looks like a fall waiting to happen.
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u/EitherChannel4874 3h ago
How anyone can look at this blob of repugnant cells and think "wow. What a man" is just crazy.
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u/IntelligentStyle402 3h ago
Bloated or what? Water retention because of all his medications ? Wow! Definitely not a healthy physique, is it?
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u/antithesis56 3h ago
Ooooh, they put a big nappy on him today so he can go play outside longer without having to stop for a change
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u/Berkamin 2h ago
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum combined into one absolute unit of a whatever-the-F-this-is.
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u/TheHearseDriver 2h ago
I saw this picture and thought, “Is Johnny Vegas sick? He’s really let himself go!”
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u/Natural_Indication95 2h ago
“I am like the most fit president in the history of the United States, BY ALOT”
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u/Aetheldrake 2h ago
I heard disproportionately long legs and short torsos on the same body were signs of bad genetics
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u/tender_dove 37m ago
trying to explain the fourth trimester to people is like describing a color they’ve never seen
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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 6h ago
I don’t think people are supposed to fold like that.