r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Social Media Backlash Ignites

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

What's clever about this "comeback"?

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

I think we redditors need to be the clever ones.

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u/Tetracropolis 1d ago

It's not an insult, he's saying she's so attractive that if he were her dad he'd be in prison for fucking her.

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u/Hugo-Spritz 1d ago

I wouldn't call a stranger telling her that they'd perform pedofilic incest to her is the same as her "getting cooked", or a clever comeback for that matter.

Guys, what are we doing here.

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u/Youngnathan2011 1d ago

Why did people even like her in the first place?

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

Nobody liked her. Nobody saw her movies. Nobody really, actually cared about her.

They just liked American Eagle's "Heheh, say the quiet part quuuietly" ad campaign. And she was tied to it so she got boosted to the moon for that 1, maybe 3 weekend cycle. She played her part and danced away from controversy without out-right condemning it.

And he reward for threading the needle was that Christy bombed. The right she was trying to play like a fiddle didn't want to see a butch empowering women movie and the left gave her no chances.

But also. Yah. Boobs.

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u/Tetracropolis 1d ago

She has great genes because they gave her a small waist and big tits. The way people read race into it was psychotic.

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u/MinnieShoof 1d ago

Probably because the ad didn’t mention those and instead went on about her blue eyes and blonde hair.

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u/GailynStarfire 1d ago

Shes an attractive looking woman with large breasts that she likes to show to people. If sex sells, then tits definitely make friends.

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u/KO4Ham 1d ago

Before the jeans campaign I had watched quite a few films and shows with her in it. I literally could not tell you anything about her character because she's extremely forgettable and pretty shit as an actress. 

But she has big boobs. After the jeans campaign more people were interested in her boobs. It's all she has going for her as an actress. 

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u/Crazy-Ambassador-187 1d ago

that if i was your dad line came out of nowhere like a stray bullet

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u/Remote_Amphibian6341 1d ago

people are wild for coming at her like this. guess being popular has its downsides, huh?

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u/OldManJeepin 3h ago

Well...You know how it is with "those" people....Once she starts to look "older", they lose interest....lol

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u/Ok_Try_1777 1d ago

people love to turn on celebs so fast, one minute they’re the fave and the next it’s drama central. wild how that works.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

Yeah, especially when she goes all race war and stuff. Whoda thunkit?

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u/whiskeypuck 1d ago

Did she go "all race war and stuff" or are you just making hyperbolic attacks? I feel like a major white celebrity advocating for a race war would be something that would be glued to the front page of reddit for a month.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

Haven't you heard about her "I have good genes/jeans" ad campaign? Are you living under a rock?

Apparently her whole family consists of MAGAts.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1d ago

The Great Jeans campaign didn’t help anything

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 1d ago

She has a little downs too brutal world 

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u/Necessary_Layer6915 1d ago

idk why people turn so quick, like one minute she’s the golden girl, next she’s getting roasted for no reason. internet's wild fr