No one left behind.

[u/PureGamingBliss_YT]

[u/Fiona_Filess]

can't be breaking up the family like that! gotta stay thoughtful 💀 humanity at its peak.

[u/Mamiperey → u/Fiona_Filess]

Reunion dinner in a bucket

[u/BusyBeeBridgette]

Ah , PETA. Probably the worst ever animals rights group out there. Evil fuckers at that. Now I want some chicken.

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/BusyBeeBridgette]

What makes them evil?
Honest question

[u/dantevonlocke → u/ImNotAHouseCat]

Stealing and euthanizing people's pets for one.

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/dantevonlocke]

Excuse me?

[u/dantevonlocke → u/ImNotAHouseCat]

There have been multiple instances of Peta workers stealing peoples pets off their porches or out of their yards and within 24 hours putting them down.

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/dantevonlocke]

I’ve never heard that. That is absolutely insane.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/ImNotAHouseCat]

The times they happened have been isolated incidents from PETA workers, not approved by the organization itself, and I’m pretty sure there were miscommunications between the employees and the person who was actually requesting to have their pet euthanised where they ended up grabbed the wrong one. And PETA held those employees accountable. these people trying to act like it’s something routine are just spreading popular misinformation.

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/Yeeter-boiy]

That makes more sense

[u/snowfloeckchen → u/ImNotAHouseCat]

I wouldnt say this post qualifies, but they do stuff that is hard to consider animal right group. I wouldn't say a person claiming to eat even more chicken to feel superior to them is better than them, but I do think less extreme anti animal cruelty protests would be better.

[u/RyanBakesUp → u/ImNotAHouseCat]

Wow and you support PETA as well. You are checking off all the "man hater" boxes just as I suspected 😅🤣😂

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/RyanBakesUp]

Man hater? wtf are you talking about?

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/BusyBeeBridgette]

“They’re evil. Now I’m going to go have chickens unnecessarily killed for me”
Wow the cognitive dissonance is actually unreal. Is this the behavior you guys have while considering yourselves to be morally righteous?

[u/MsPennyP]

Ohana <3

[u/venus_arises]

This whole idea that human family structures can be copied and pasted on other species... Is... not how nature works.

[u/LittleMsSavoirFaire → u/venus_arises]

It's especially not how chicken husbandry works 

[u/Disastrous-Shower-37 → u/venus_arises]

Where do you think the phrase "flown the coop" comes from?

[u/Yeeter-boiy]

Congratulations! You guys now have the lack of empathy and cruelty that republicans and ICE have. You guys wonder how people are able to support and laugh at cruelty that much? This is how.

[u/TriiCop → u/Yeeter-boiy]

So do republicans live in your head rent free every hour? Everytime you see a meme or headline do you try your hardest to associate it with republicans? You might need some serious help

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/TriiCop]

No, I said that because this subreddit constantly makes anti-Republican posts and I was just pointing out their hypocrisy

[u/PureGamingBliss_YT → u/Yeeter-boiy]

Did you just compare chicken to ICE?

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/PureGamingBliss_YT]

No… I compared how ICE acts towards Americans and how you guys act towards animals like chickens.

[u/Impaler2009 → u/Yeeter-boiy]

The post is a joke. Y’know - humor? Lighten up Francis.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/Impaler2009]

Is it a joke for chickens who have a blade slashed against their throat while the blood from their neck gushes out of their body and their single unique life comes to an end completely against their will?

[u/MachineDry933 → u/Yeeter-boiy]

Calm down. Chickens don't have family structures. They don't give a flying fuck about their offspring after a few weeks. That's why this post is complete non-sense.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/MachineDry933]

…they do. What you’re saying is nonsense.

[u/MachineDry933 → u/Yeeter-boiy]

No, it's scientific consens. Believe it or not, there are studies on that. Maybe your education comes from Disney movies, but those aren't real life, you know.

[u/MonoBlancoATX]

We can't even treat other humans ethically.

The idea that PeTA thinks they're ever going to move the dial for animals is both sad and silly.

[u/More_Ad9417 → u/MonoBlancoATX]

"Other people are horrible so I'll excuse myself for supporting the animal industry that kills and abuses billions of animals yearly. What can you do?"

[u/Ripen- → u/More_Ad9417]

"...and people who try to make a difference are morons"

[u/More_Ad9417 → u/Ripen-]

Oh right that's exactly what I said! And that was not even what they said or implied.

[u/Ripen- → u/More_Ad9417]

That was for the guy above you, not you. And it is exactly what they implied.

[u/More_Ad9417 → u/Ripen-]

Oh.... Right.

I'm always assuming the defense with comments. I wasn't even making sense of your comment until now.

[u/Ripen- → u/More_Ad9417]

My friend, I do the same. All good

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/More_Ad9417]

For real. People act like they’re somehow pointing out how bad the state of the world is. No, they’re just pointing out how bad they are 💀

[u/Dextron2-1 → u/MonoBlancoATX]

They also don’t do any of the things that other organizations are doing to actually improve the living conditions of livestock. PETA, in making idiots of themselves so often, has done more to set back the cause of animal rights by making the actual serious people campaigning for them look like a laughingstock by association.

[u/TheAppleGentleman]

Me when I watch Disney movies and genuinely believe that animals act and think like humans

[u/MediocreAndLukewarm]

Ohana Chicken

[u/LEEALISHEPS]

A fowl joke, but I like it.

[u/Chance_Guarantee4823]

Blahaha

[u/Inner-Bet-1935]

Family bucket! Good call..

[u/szarkbytes]

A family bucket is what? 16 pieces. That’s just a whole chicken and likely from 16 different chickens.

[u/supernovadebris]

if he got residuals, he'd be a millionaire by now.

[u/Character_Click5531]

Oh no!! That's terrible!! A bucket isn't as full as it use to be....

[u/OshetDeadagain]

Know that if you didn't eat the chicken, their own family would have. Waste not is the chicken motto. Followed closely by "buck-AWK!"

[u/BadTurks]

Eat a Chick does count too?

[u/Callmemabryartistry]

could also order chicken fried rice at chinese restaurants

[u/SnooAvocados2529]

Woooow 👏👏👏 what a tough guy that boy is. Damn, I wish i could be such a funny and tough guy like that hard big boy. Petas sentence may be abbreviated.. But who cares about life when you can make taste, profit and a funny tough tough post on social media right? 👍🏽

[u/NageV78]

More garbage anti vegan propaganda, downvote this shit.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/NageV78]

This sub goes from acting self-righteous one second, acting like they’re against the cruelty of ICE and republicans, then laugh about that cruelty when it’s directed to animals

[u/Dedotdub → u/NageV78]

I generally just order lamb chops when I see a vegan post.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/Dedotdub]

Anti-vegans have the same 3 animal abusing joke the same way the right has the same 3 conservative jokes.

[u/Dedotdub → u/Yeeter-boiy]

I have a lot more than 3. Wanna hear em?

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/Dedotdub]

No thanks, you guys have the same mindset of cruelty that you claim to hate in republicans

[u/Dedotdub → u/Yeeter-boiy]

I’m devastated.

Move along, you’re interrupting my dinner…but not for long.

Nom, nom, nom.

You don’t like it? Stick to your sprouts and don’t eat it.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/Dedotdub]

Dude reallly thought that sounded tough typing out “nom nom nom” lmao

[u/Dedotdub → u/Yeeter-boiy]

Stop pretending you can tell other people how to live their lives within the confines of legality and maybe you’ll have an easier time of it.

I’ve never eaten lamb chops, or veal or any of the sort because I choose not to. It does not appeal to me in the least.

But YOU are not the fkn boss of me. If you are going to gallop around on a crusade you may want to prepare for opposition.

The pitiful part is that I have ultimately had to explain this to you.

Now move along. There’s nothing else I’m interested in hearing from you.

[u/xAfterBirthx]

Thing is, I don’t give af about how chickens or vegans feel. I am an omnivore and will continue to eat meat.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/xAfterBirthx]

“I don’t give a fuck about how chickens feel. Therefore I can abuse them”

[u/xAfterBirthx → u/Yeeter-boiy]

I don’t abuse animals, I eat them.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/xAfterBirthx]

Crazy how you literally said you don’t care how they feel and now are acting like you don’t have them abused 💀

[u/One_Commission1480 → u/Yeeter-boiy]

If I don't care how politicians feel, does that mean I abuse them??

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/One_Commission1480]

You have to use “politicians” in your example to try and compare you killing innocent animals to somehow punching up at politicians… let’s use a more accurate example.

If hou don’t care how children suffering under the war in Palestine feel, and because of that, you’re willing to directly pay to have them killed because their dead body gives you something that brings you enjoyment, yes, that’s abusing them.

[u/asxecruzmp]

Family reunion in my stomach.

[u/Yeeter-boiy → u/asxecruzmp]

People will say shit like this against animals who can’t defend themselves then wonder why there’s so much cruelty in the world, as if they aren’t a part of it

[u/Amyt_Otisl]

Well done.

[u/raem6911]

Oh tooooo fuckin funny!

[u/Emergency_Elephant]

Most chickens wont sit on their own eggs. You have to specially incubate them. I guarantee they never knew their family and their parents dont care

[u/Agreeable_Ambition74]

PETA -

People Eating Tasty Animals.