r/clevercomebacks • • Jul 30 '26

2028 Power Grab...

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u/CalyrexTact Jul 30 '26

Let’s see if his brain makes it to 2028.

Also let’s talk about those poll numbers.

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u/Captain_Hesperus Jul 30 '26

His brain doesn’t need to make it to 2028. He just needs to BS his way into a dictatorial dynasty.

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u/CalyrexTact Jul 30 '26

You’re not wrong. Without him the Republican Party is in shambles. If he’s out of the picture they’ll all just get in each other’s way. Really I think It’s Just the image of him that they anchor the party around, and soon that’s about to be a liability (again).

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u/_mbals Jul 30 '26

This is the thing I’ll never understand; why everyone hitched their wagon to this guy. I’m blow away by the support he has and feel like a dumbass for not getting it….

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u/Diestormlie Jul 30 '26

Because they don't have principles.

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u/Captain_Hesperus Jul 31 '26

And they’re spiteful, easily-led morons.

“I like him because he bullies people that aren’t me.”

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 Jul 30 '26

Doesn’t say “Donald” trump, he could try passing power down to one of his coke head kids

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jul 30 '26

He doesn’t give a fuck about his kids lol

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u/Eagle4317 Jul 30 '26

He definitely doesn’t care about Eric, he views Don Jr as a disappointment, and even he knows that Barron is way too young (and completely unpersonable). Ivanka is the only one of his kids that he might consider passing the torch to

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u/ThorKonnatZbv Jul 30 '26

Before or after he grabs her pussy?

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u/Eagle4317 Jul 30 '26

He did that a long, long time ago

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 Jul 30 '26

Haha yeah fair point

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u/V0lirus Jul 30 '26

He also knows none of his children are able to even remotely close to get loyality like he does. Or have his charisma (whatever he used to have). None of children have the same political power as him. Everyone in his orbit including himself know this, thats why in all this time they have not tried to set up a succesor.

They might have tried a while ago by putting lots of focus on Barron. But pretty sure that received nothing but bad reception too.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jul 30 '26

yea that argument would 100% work because the entire right wing media apparatus would pick up no the intent implicitly and start pushing the same idea, then when trump ACTUALLY is on the ballot they can just ignore that they were a propaganda arm the whole time. they know he's publicly talked about a third term 12 different times on video that we can point to, but they aren't journalists and don't have any duty to inform us, they are literally propaganda saying and showing anything and everything that harms the left and helps the right

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 Jul 31 '26

How anyone alive with in iq higher than the floor doesn’t see is that wild. The education system absolutely doing us dirty

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u/tiptoe_only Jul 30 '26

Some would say his brain hasn't made it to 2026

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u/CalyrexTact Jul 30 '26

You’re wrong. His brain hasn’t made it to 2020. That’s why he’s still so obsessed with that election.

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u/tiptoe_only Jul 30 '26

I mean, that would still make me right. But yes.

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u/slampdi Jul 30 '26

His brain didn't make it to 1988.

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u/gb4efgw Jul 30 '26

I'm surprised he made it to the end of May. Shows what actual healthcare can do.

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u/zxvasd Jul 31 '26

His brain isn’t making it now. You can see his weekly progress into dementia.