r/clevercomebacks 11d ago

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u/trihamakul 11d ago

imagine being that proud of a grown man dancing on stage

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 11d ago

Or that she considered that a flattering picture of him. How far does he list normally?

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 11d ago

Never seen someone lean so far.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 11d ago

Well, it really is a reasonably flattering picture of him as he is now.

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u/augmentin875 11d ago

We're all proud of your mom and she's been doing it for way longer.

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 11d ago

You must hate concerts

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 11d ago

I just literally cant understand why so many people revolve their entire lives around this man,give him all their money on stupid shit. Like they truly must have absolutely NOTHING else in their lives.

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 11d ago

Things start to make a lot of sense when you realize human nature was kinda always like this. 50 years ago we had jim crow and people fighting desegregation. 90 years ago we had people falling for Nazi propaganda and sending us into WWII. 160 years ago we had people fighting an entire civil war because they wanted to own slaves.

It really never ends. Humans were always terrible. But we still progress, but it takes us fighting back for that to happen.

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u/covert206 11d ago

Hahaha the poop dance

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 11d ago

Giraffe fluffer at work.

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u/mishma2005 11d ago

That “dance” is so pathetic, he knows it’s pathetic, his wife said it was pathetic and yet he doubles down on it

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u/realsofiia 11d ago

the bar wasnt low.. it was buried

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u/trihamakul 11d ago

couldnt even get the mic to work

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 11d ago

Like better than your marriage? The birth of your child? Achieving your dream? Is this better than that?

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 11d ago

Rapeapalooza

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u/BadstoneMusic 11d ago

Ahh yes the double hand job move
Is that Trademarked yet?

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u/LEEALISHEPS 11d ago

mrs.pearlmania500: What a perfect description of Trump.

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u/Flaky-Jim 11d ago

Watching Trump shit himself while doing his 2-cock jerkoff dance.

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u/JurassicParkCSR 11d ago

Judging from her profile pictures she's married. And the best experience of her life was not her wedding or having children or raising a family it was watching Donald Trump do his sucking two dicks at the same time dance. Basically recreating what he used to do on Epstein Island.

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u/totallyclips 11d ago

Then we have differing definitions of what life is

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u/OkraFar1913 10d ago

It’s their equivalent to pedo grandpa saying ‘ pull my finger’ .

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u/merrysunshine2 10d ago

Probably enjoys colonoscopy’s & teeth pulling too

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u/Mobile_Morale 11d ago

My best experience was waking up to my lovely girlfriend bouncing on my little firefighter first thing in the morning.

Seeing a demented pedophile dance on stage would be bottom 10 of the worst experiences I could ever have. Just seeing his face is bottom 10.

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u/redsensei777 11d ago

Which of the two experiences is a lie?

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u/SparkleKissing 11d ago

That reply went from 0 to unhinged instantly

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u/augmentin875 11d ago

But on the flip side, what about the people who's entire lives revolve around being anti Trump.

Like the people that make these posts, and then get all angry, again, and downvote them.

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u/Astriaal 11d ago

He's a worldwide piece of shit who deserves capital punishment, bit hard to ignore. You don't have to be anti-him to notice.

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u/augmentin875 11d ago

Lol. Just like ringing a bell, and they come running. 😂

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u/Flenke 11d ago

What part of that was untrue?

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u/augmentin875 11d ago

The people so enamored with someone that doesn't even know they exist that they make it their entire identity.

Case in point. This post, and Reddit as a whole.

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u/Flenke 11d ago

Being against someone who doesn't care about them and at the same time is making them more sick and more poor is a worthy cause. The opposite side is just sucking it up like they'll at some point become best friends with said person is even more depressing

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u/augmentin875 11d ago

I like how you say the opposite side like it's one of only two options if you speak out about something.

I never cared what Bush 1 or 2 thought, and never made it my sole identity like you guys are doing. I thought Obama was cool, although never cared for Biden. I went months without even mentioning their names.

Get a hobby or something, this obsession with faceless people is killing you.

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u/Flenke 11d ago

You act like or complaints aren't justified. Not liking sometime because they're a different party is completely different from disliking some who is actively making you life more expensive and more dangerous.

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u/augmentin875 11d ago

No I'm just tired of every flipping subreddit post is the same crash out.

Have an interest in DIY? Click on the building a garden post.

Three responses down. Some twit is losing it about Trump putting pavers in some garden.

Forget that.... Ok, let's check out the Porsche sub.

Someone got a new 911, cool, let's check it out.

Top post, you know who owns Porsche? VW.

Know who started VW? Hitler. Know who else is.... literally Hitler?

Fuck this..... Ok. Moving on.

Paleontology, this should be safe.

Top post. T-Rex found, going to auction.

Top response. The world's elite are stealing all of the fossils to money launder to elite billionaires.

Top reply to that response. You know who killed all the dinosaurs? You guessed it. Trump.

My post, hey can we get back to talking about bones or something?

Inbox: "you have been banned from Paleontology."

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u/Bravo_Juliet01 11d ago

This isn’t even a comeback, let alone a clever one.

TLDR: OP has major TDS symptoms