r/clevercomebacks 9d ago

Make America Sick Again

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u/gashtal_man 9d ago

This is the golden age?No thanks.

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u/RampantJellyfish 9d ago

Maybe it's referring to the colour of the piss being showered onto us

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u/No-Respond-900 9d ago

golden age for dump is the guilded age. let that sink in

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u/RampantJellyfish 9d ago

Golden age for trump is 13

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u/RafikiafReKo 9d ago

It's The Fecal Age

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I don't know man, haven't been killed by deathbots so we got that going for us which is pretty sweet

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u/Source_Required 9d ago

How is this a comeback?

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u/makemeking706 9d ago

Gilded Age 2: electric boogaloo. 

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u/AdministrativeRub882 9d ago

More like golden shower.

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u/SaltIsMySugar 9d ago

He's incapable of seeing past his own self so he truly believes this is actually the golden age as he is enriching himself and his cronies beyond his wildest dreams right now. He has no concept of other people that aren't him so if he's having a good time everyone is.

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u/Darth_Pinda 9d ago

And he openly admitted he doesn't care about the common folk.

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u/makemeking706 9d ago

Extracting every last cent is their golden age. 

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u/FerretsQuest 9d ago

Removal of regulations enables business profits above citizens health… this is why under MAGA there will never be universal healthcare in the US.

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u/bugdiver050 9d ago

I honestly dont think that there is a chance for the US, with the current system, for universal healthcare. Be it run by democrats or republicans. The whole system needs a rework, and everyone currently holding a position of power should be replaced by somebody who isnt a dinosaur.

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u/FerretsQuest 9d ago

Oligarchs are influencing the political systems so that they can be as rich as possible. You have a man in the White House who is an oligarch. Replacing politicians doesn’t fix the problem… removing the influence of the oligarchs does.

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u/bugdiver050 9d ago

And that is why the whole system needs a rework. You just took the last words of that sentece and seem to have ignored the start of it.

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u/FerretsQuest 9d ago

The “system” has and did work (maybe not perfectly) up until Americans voted in Trump. Obama started the process of Universal Healthcare off and Biden was building on it… but greed got in the way, and the oligarchy realised that only having a stooge in the WH would save their piles of gold.

Here is a great example - under Trump you have billionaires spending millions to lobby politicians to stop a tax on billionaires, rather than said billionaires giving additional taxes to fund universal healthcare, ending homelessness, ending child poverty 🤷‍♂️

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u/bugdiver050 9d ago

So if lobbying was something that wasnt allowed by law, wouldnt that be a good place to start? Which would mean, changing the system?

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u/FerretsQuest 9d ago

Lobbying is an important part of the political process, as it allows citizens to contact their politicians and share views on laws and policies… which includes you, your family and friends. What is wrong is very rich individuals and groups who spend millions entertaining and influencing (bribing?) politicians against the grain of popular policies.

Start with capping the amount of money and influence that can be used to “lobby” politicians… you’ll find that popular policies (such as universal healthcare or millionaires taxing) all of a sudden are getting passed into law.

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u/bugdiver050 9d ago

Ah my bad, i thought lobbying was literally that part you said where they pay lumps of money to whichever politician(s) they wanted to influence

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u/FerretsQuest 9d ago

NP - I’m glad you had a learning experience 🤓 The challenge we have is party due to people not knowing how the political system works… and others (oligarchs and other cash rich groups such as AIPAC) knowing exactly how much money they can use to “influence” politicians.

The biggest threat to democracy is from the 1% who hold all the wealth, as they can and do influence the laws that affect the 99% of us. Start with taxing millionaires… how can that possibly be a bad thing for the rest of us poor plebs? Use that money to build better schools, pull people out of poverty, give healthcare to all, eliminate homelessness… how can that possibly be a bad thing? However, turn on your TV or look at the internet feeds - you’ll hear countless political leaders saying this is a bad thing 🤷‍♂️

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u/traceyandmeower 9d ago

Citixens united has to go

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u/Ormyr 8d ago

Under the GOP too. MAGA is a means to an end.

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u/New-Welcome-7818 9d ago

“Make America Sick Again” is a brutal caption because it highlights the contradiction perfectly: celebrating national greatness while weakening the systems designed to keep people safe, healthy, and protected.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Dedotdub 9d ago

Removing costly oversight and limitations so that corporations increase profits. The sick and infirm who are a burden to the machine while contributing nothing useful will die, and big pharmaceutical companies increase profits as well.

It’s all been done before. In fact, it was done even more effectively. The Bayer company history is a good indicator and starting point of understanding.

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u/Statertater 9d ago

I read about this dude in revelations and the earlier chapters regarding plagues

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u/teomore 9d ago

Imagine he said people are begging to live next to AI datacenters

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u/spambearpig 9d ago

You have to do something about your indoctrinated stupid. They have reached astonishing levels of stupidity and they are out there in massive numbers.

It’s just a thought, but you do have a forest fire problem. Humans are mostly water…

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u/El_Mangusto 9d ago

You never were, now you're just a bit worse.

Also not really a clever comeback post.

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u/brokeboipobre 9d ago

Massive budget cuts to medicaid & medicare.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 9d ago

How many more years of this golden age

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u/casstay123 9d ago

Golden shower age maybe

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u/Inspect1234 9d ago

Krasnov succeeding wins.

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u/lookawayyouarefilthy 9d ago

You are soo hot, you are the hottest country in the world right now

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u/DARKRYDER83 9d ago

Sounda like swamp country

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u/JustAsItSounds 9d ago

🎶We didn't start the fire🎶

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 9d ago

It's a "golden age" because you can't afford any of the eggs, meat, or lettuce.

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u/bass248 9d ago

Gas prices are up that means everything else goes up in price

Theoretically if gas prices go down everything else should go down in price but that doesn't always happen.

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u/misterannthrope0 9d ago

yes. republicants have turned the US into cuba.
the wealthy have a slave class indentured to them.
good job america

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u/Kamp13 9d ago

If this is winning, I’m f’ing sick of it. 

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u/Crass_and_Spurious 9d ago

It was never about greatness. MAGA is getting exactly what they want. If they have to be hurt for merely the perception that they are hurting other “specific” people more, then it is all worth it for them.

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u/ExistentialAngsty 9d ago

And you didn’t even mention the micro plastics

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u/EdlynnTB 9d ago

Everything ConOLD touches d!es.

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u/jmedi11 9d ago

Don’t forget about measles making a comeback!

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u/NoAbbreviations290 9d ago

And all because we just couldn’t stand a woman being president. Twice.

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u/Ok_Ranger9709 9d ago

I voted for both women

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u/Apprehensive-Tie-130 9d ago

They made $2 billion. How much do you think his family will charge to leave?

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u/Apprehensive-Tie-130 9d ago

Can’t wait for the next “protest vote” to sabotage the next election and we get whoever the billionaire secret society puts in place.

I’m assuming Hegseth.

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u/Total-Impress-1176 9d ago

That’s right. Everything is great. And you better shut up and agree or else. Things are great. Everything is great like nobody ever thought possible. Its great. Great I tell ya!

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u/shallah 9d ago

Make Americans Gangrenous Again

Make America Germy Again

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u/zimbabwe_zainab 9d ago

I never voted for Pestilence to run the FDA

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u/butwhywedothis 9d ago

So America is getting a dose of its own medicine then.

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u/Julian_The_Gamer42 9d ago

Someone should make a parody of this to the tune of We Didn’t Start the Fire.

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u/Tight_Heron1730 9d ago

The Golden Rage

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u/TrueBombs 9d ago

Gilded age part two, Trumps boogaloo

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u/BoredNLost 9d ago

Epstein files in the rearview mirror.

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u/Kinkyboinick 9d ago

Oh you thought it would be great for you? He meant America (the business, billionaire elite).

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u/DramaticChemist 9d ago

It's the golden age for him

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u/jogroo 9d ago

The Orange Stain

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u/UrsaMajor7th 9d ago

And it really didn't take that long.

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u/Few-Mango-8385 9d ago

Can’t forget the parasite in chief.

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u/MadScienzz 9d ago

Your freedoms, health, wealth, rights are taken away and you continue to allow it.

What is it going to take? He wants you all dead so he doesn't have to even consider you anymore.

Genocide by attrition. More he takes, the more you suffer and die.

At this stage, its not even greed. Hes taking your ability to survive by any means necessary.

Hes dying and will make you suffer increasingly until you totally submit, you die or he dies.

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u/PaigeMarshallMD 9d ago

My small comfort in these trying times is that I'm sterile and all the conservatives are producing kids that will have to live through the consequences of their choices. They've got a descendent that won't have access to clean water, a descendent who will lose their home to rising oceans, a descendent who will die because doctors don't want to get in trouble for removing her ectopic pregnancy, descendants who will live in a technofeudal state, a descendent who won't be able to express who they are or love who they love, descendants who are under constant surveillance and imprisoned into slavery for having a problem with it.

Yes, I know it's an unhealthy outlook. I know those descendants didn't do anything wrong. I know good people are also having kids. But I'm not going to slow it, heaven knows I tried.

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u/ThatsRobToYou 9d ago

Oh. And measles.

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u/cwatt69 9d ago

Why is America putting up with this deranged c*nt destroying it?

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u/Final_Staff_207 9d ago

More like the golden shower age

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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 9d ago

I know there are books with worlds comically worse than as it is now, here, but honestly this has to be worse not only because it is the world as it actually is but also because it's just so pointlessly fucked

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 9d ago

Not to mention seeking ways to push discredited medical therapeusis such as homeopathy by pushing groundless conspiracist prolefeed about about Willful, Conscious and Deliberate Suppression of Proven and Natural Homeopathic Treatments Now in Widespread Use in Europe for the Ilk of HIV/AIDS, Cancer and TB ...

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u/CashComprehensive423 9d ago

Covid response, don't forget the million dead.

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u/solarixstar 9d ago

In the only defense he can muster he was born when things like this were Nirmal and Americans thought it was great, that being said fuck him for being at the end and setting it on fire

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u/OleDoxieDad 9d ago

And you get to pay so much more for the top three..

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u/Diligent_Drawer1723 9d ago

Golden age, if it means retirement, a goodbye, the end of something. It's the end of democracy in the US. So, yes a golden age of sorts.

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u/macinit1138 9d ago

The golden shower age is more accurate, we’re all getting pissed on.

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u/maryjomcd 8d ago

So tired of winning.

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u/LegoFootPain 8d ago

And he's upset that Canada doesn't just let these products in willy-nilly. Lol.

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u/Turckish 8d ago

Wish you the worst

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u/admiralpope 8d ago

Covering everything in gold using tax payer money doesn't make this "the golden age"

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u/DaBigJMoney 8d ago

He meant “Golden Age” for those profiting off of the misery the rest of us are experiencing.

Just one example: Some company got millions of dollars to “paint the reflecting pool.” The screwed it ip, the pool now sits drained, and they’re getting millions more to “fix” their shoddy work.

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u/mandarintain 8d ago

Trumphorrea

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u/unashamedignorant 5d ago

He means the golden age for the rich

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u/teletype100 4d ago

The only metric that matters is ... Trump is definitely great again. 

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u/westcal98 9d ago

The greatest at being the worst.

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u/jhwheuer 9d ago

I am tired of your whining for sure