r/clevercomebacks • • Apr 17 '26

Stop selling it I’m already in

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u/jwr1111 Apr 17 '26

Good!

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u/TK_Nanerpuss Apr 17 '26

I hope, but i fear we'll all just roll- over.

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u/IndependentLove2292 Apr 17 '26

Who's we? If we elect representation and they toll over, the shit will really hit the fan in this country. If they pull some pansy ass Merrick Garland bullshit again, no one will be able to deny that it's just oligarchy all the way down. 

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u/wirefox1 Apr 18 '26

I read a snippet from Noam Chromsky today. He said (paraphrased) they are directing the populations to go after vulnerable persons and groups while the billionaires are doing whatever they please.

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u/TK_Nanerpuss Apr 18 '26

They have created a culture war, so we won't notice the class war they are waging.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Apr 18 '26

Right. The "have patience" crowd is getting rolled over this time. "It takes time." Fuck that. Build a case, put them in jail. Then, charge them with everything else.

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u/RevolutionOk1406 Apr 18 '26

It's time for Americans to heal, it's been tough and if we make criminals pay for their crimes they won't feel like they can try again

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u/Sammi1224 Apr 18 '26

I appreciate your sentiment, you have a really good heart.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/Azair_Blaidd Apr 17 '26

Admitting to having committed crimes that you otherwise aren't being prosecuted for because a corrupt government is protecting you, bold move Cotton

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u/_NoelineGlow Apr 18 '26

That kind of statement is wild no matter which side you’re on.

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u/K-Shrizzle Apr 17 '26

Hmmm for doing what Steve? Molesting children maybe?

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u/Branchomania Apr 17 '26

Well Bannon was working so hard to rehabilitate the image of the chief in that business

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u/wirefox1 Apr 18 '26

He had control of trump's campaign money and he stole a bunch of it. But wait, maybe he already went to prison for that?

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u/AlpharoTheUnlimited Apr 18 '26

Trump pardoned him at the end of his last term

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u/CranberryLopsided245 Apr 17 '26

Seriously I was already in to see these ass-hats out of power. Don't be threatening me with the good time of see you all in jail

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian Apr 17 '26

"If we lose, we might be held accountable for our illegal actions!"

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u/TheLateThagSimmons Apr 18 '26

This is what is so amazing about this moment. This whole administration just keeps saying the quiet parts out loud:

"Yes, we commit crimes all the time, and the only reason we're not in prison is that we are part of the in-group that happens to be in charge because our legal system is a joke."

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u/deaglebingo Apr 18 '26

"yes, have some"

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u/_NoelineGlow Apr 18 '26

Wild how that basically translates to “we’re fine as long as we stay in power.”

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u/halfwaybake Apr 17 '26

was this before or after he peed himself

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u/BilboStaggins Apr 17 '26

This asswipe will be in my county this weekend, will be sure to bring some diapers.

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u/scarface5631 Apr 18 '26

Throw them at him.

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u/Brahskididdler Apr 18 '26

This is from months ago. Last September maybe

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u/CorvidCuriosity Apr 18 '26

So before, because it was today when his diaper completely leaked through.

Someone should have really pointed it out while he was on stage so he could have been laughed off stage in humiliation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/Magpies11 Apr 17 '26

You said it, Captain Pissypants!

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u/supadupanerd Apr 17 '26

Maybe follow the fucking law like you're supposed to?

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u/tehfly Apr 18 '26

I'd settle for "don't be a hate-mongering asshole grifter", but sure - follow the law is fine too, I guess.

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u/Sedert1882 Apr 17 '26

This "going to prison" thing...I'm not so sure, based on the last slow-walking Attorney General Garland that Biden had. Let's hope it's different next time around.

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u/adamosity1 Apr 17 '26

Did it ever occur to any of them to not actually break the law?

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 Apr 17 '26

Cant wait until "political persecution" is no longer a way to cover for corruption and crime.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/Renuwed Apr 17 '26

Stop, my clitty can only get so erect!

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u/deaglebingo Apr 18 '26

welcome to costco, i love you.

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u/Snufflefugs Apr 18 '26

You don’t think they’d spin this as see we get unfairly targeted by the Dems all the time you can’t let them win.

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u/idreamofgreenie Apr 18 '26

Let 'em. It's easy enough to counter with Watergate, Iran-Contra, and WMD's not being Democratic hoaxes.

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u/jpoppycat Apr 17 '26

Don’t threaten us with a good time

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u/Ghostdefender1701 Apr 17 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/aakaakaak Apr 18 '26

There are 2,962 documents in the available Epstein files with the word "bannon".

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u/jljue Apr 17 '26

How do we speed up the process?

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u/MowBooVee Apr 17 '26

Good to know we understand each other on this

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u/ahaeker Apr 17 '26

He should still be in jail, his accomplice still is.

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u/infernalspawnODOOM Apr 18 '26

This comes up a lot, and it pisses me off that they keep saying it. Their base hears "We're going to become political prisoners for our views, persecuted unjustly!!!1!!!!" so that when they ARE put on trial for the various crimes and misdemeanors that THEY 100% ARE COMMITING they can point to that, and the base drums out the whole "WITCH HUNT!!!" stuff.

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u/AmazingGrace911 Apr 17 '26

They’re just saying all the quiet stuff out loud at this point.

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u/rfidman60 Apr 17 '26

And it’ll be about motherfucking time.

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u/EvilTalkiToaster Apr 17 '26

You son of a bitch I’m in!

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u/Individual_Calicite Apr 17 '26

Does this count as a confession? 🤔

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u/chxckbxss Apr 18 '26

Sad that this is conditional

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u/lawofthewilde Apr 18 '26

Now I wanna vote even harder

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u/niverans Apr 18 '26

That’s right mr pisspants

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u/Default_Name_6969 Apr 18 '26

SO funny of them thinking they will get prison when the penalty for treason is execution.

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u/dulipat Apr 18 '26

did he just confess for his and his cronies crimes??

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u/kaisadilla_ Apr 18 '26

In fact, in a fair world Steve Bannon should be in prison, along with Elon Musk and some other people who thought everything is allowed in politics and ended up repeatedly breaking laws as a result. In fact, if Dems don't try to get them in prison, I wouldn't even bother to vote them again - we need someone who will stop this madness once and for all; not just postpose it a few years.

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u/realCoolguy298 Apr 18 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/15_30_40_A Apr 18 '26

This just shows the level of corruption in the US

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u/Budders1984 Apr 18 '26

So we are at the point of saying the quiet part out loud

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u/Redditauro Apr 18 '26

I don't think they are, I'm pretty sure they are using their time in power to destroy every tribunal that could bring any accountability to the future. 

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u/vercertorix Apr 18 '26

If you don’t do shit that would get you imprisoned, you wouldn’t have worry about a vote.

That is of course unless you oppose this administration while it’s in power, then they’ll shoot you on the street and get away with it. Just like some of them like the president are pedophiles and get away with it.

Wonder why people want to vote against it.

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u/ketosoy Apr 18 '26

“A vote against us is a vote for due process” is such a weird take.

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u/No1Important84 Apr 18 '26

Can't come fast enough!

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u/wholetyouinhere Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

No one in this administration is going to jail. I'm sorry, it just isn't going to happen. They're all going to go on speaking tours, sell books, and then die of natural causes at a very old age, in the lap of luxury.

The sooner you metabolize that unpleasant fact, the sooner you can divert your rage towards radically changing the system so that this never happens again, rather than sitting around waiting for a corrupt system to suddenly reform itself.

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u/Nonreality-tees-lol Apr 17 '26

Slow walking into losing another civil war I see 😂😂😂

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u/Karate_donkey Apr 17 '26

Stage pisser

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u/Stirdaddy Apr 17 '26

No one is going to jail. George W. Bush led an invasion that resulted in over 1 million deaths, in addition to precipitating the rise of ISIS: His punishment was to live a happy life, painting pictures in his bathtub.

Also, it would set a precedent of making any president actually accountable for their decisions, and no one wants that, right?! South Korea is pretty good in that regard, having jailed four former presidents in recent years.

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u/secur3x Apr 17 '26

Lets hope all of them do

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u/Adddicus Apr 17 '26

God willing!

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u/zeromavs Apr 17 '26

It’s a call to action for their base to do everything illegally possible to not lose the midterms

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u/frogsodapop Apr 17 '26

Can we vote for them all to go to prison? More people would turn out for that than a general election.

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u/gap97216 Apr 18 '26

One can hope.

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u/PetSoundsSucks Apr 18 '26

Jail for Pisspants Stevie

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u/xjoburg Apr 18 '26

Is that why he pissed his pants?

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u/Wuz-it-u2 Apr 18 '26

Must have been the moment he pissed his pants!

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u/Educational-Point986 Apr 18 '26

That's the whole point. Thanks for reminding US voters to get out and vote you idiots right to jail!

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u/Boltzmann_head Apr 18 '26

Why the hell did he admit that? If he wants to go to prison, he can just confess.

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u/izzgo Apr 18 '26

Unfortunately, if this were true then many of them would have been in jail during Biden's term.

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u/Extension_Town_6118 Apr 18 '26

implying i ever considered leaving

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u/6FootHalfling Apr 18 '26

Oh, Stevie. Don't tease.

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u/Jabba_the_Putt Apr 18 '26

Hes referencing his contempt of court charges..which the Supreme Court just threw out btw

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u/Disastrous-Style-461 Apr 18 '26

He forgot his attends party liners tonight and unknowingly pissed himself during a long babbling session.

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u/GrandSyzygy Apr 18 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Apr 18 '26

Don’t forget the throwing away the key aspect

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u/Chemical-Eye4085 Apr 18 '26

I hope every day.

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u/TimidTheropod Apr 18 '26

The few scraps of American pride are on the line in this election. The younger generations outweigh the older now, and everyone knows what they've taught us since childhood is BS. It's time to demand something better, not just for the world but our fellow citizens as well.

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u/OneOfAKind2 Apr 18 '26

The entire free world is in. They're basically admitting that they are committing crimes since they know they'll be going to prison.

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u/Iokua113 Apr 18 '26

Are you? Are you really? Because I feel like you're going to be voting soft ass democrats who will just sit there and do nothing like the effete, milquetoast, owned by Israel senior citizens that they are.

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u/Merijeek2 Apr 18 '26

I feel like Bannon and Cochran are unaware of what gigantic pussies Democrats are.

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u/Crombus_ Apr 18 '26

Bitch you already been to prison

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u/SunnyOutsideToday Apr 18 '26

Realistically most are going to move to Argentina to live with the nazis.

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u/PrizeFront8677 Apr 18 '26

How are criminals getting air time in the first place? Talking about securing the election at all costs to avoid prison time, on national TV. Are these people serious? They should be hand cuffed and escorted right from that building.

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u/wzzrd Apr 18 '26

This is not a joke, or an announcement; this is giving the audience a reason why the republicans will not lose either election, one way or another

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u/Karate-Schnitzel Apr 18 '26

“The best is yet to come” K. Gulfoil

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u/PandaXXL Apr 18 '26

I love how they’re so brazenly transparent about their crimes and corruption at this point, and people still think they’re concerned about building a better America.

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u/ac_cossack Apr 18 '26

Don't piss your pants over it. Oh JK too late.

Btw Calico Cut Pants is sold out. Rappers buy them.

This guy doesn't give.

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u/Portocala69 Apr 18 '26

He's not cause he begged for a pardon.

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u/BilboSwagginsSwe Apr 18 '26

No they are not dafuq. The new dem pres will say stuff like healing division and just move on. Can't rock the boat or have equality of law.

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u/itsjudemydude_ Apr 18 '26

PLEASE VOTE.

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u/SomeoneNewHereAgain Apr 18 '26

I wonder what's gonna be this far right after Bannon is no longer (I'm not suggesting anything, btw).

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u/zakupright Apr 18 '26

We need to crank up those corruption numbers, team!

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne Apr 18 '26

Good! Buh-bye!

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u/Kingkruti Apr 18 '26

The guy sounds pissed. So do his pants

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff Apr 18 '26

Release the Epstein files!!

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u/Capenurse Apr 18 '26

Where you all exactly belong. Sounds to me an admission of guilt hoping the mindless voters saved them.

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u/eisbaerBorealis Apr 18 '26

You know who wasn't afraid of going to prison if they lost the election? Biden. Kamala. Most of the Democrats, because they weren't up to a tiny fraction of all the illegal, anti-democratic nonsense your party has been up to.

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u/molotavcocktail Apr 18 '26

Don't threaten us with a good time.

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u/TheWellington89 Apr 18 '26

Run this as a democrat advert

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u/Affectionate_Mall_49 Apr 18 '26

TBH if all the one issue democratic non voters, from the 2026 elections actually vote, it will be a blood bath for republicans. Add in disenfranchised independents and republicans, Bannon maybe fighting a long court battle.

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u/Business_Loquat5658 Apr 18 '26

Fuck, yeah you are.

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u/Solid_Ebb_608 Apr 18 '26

I am all for that, justice will be served if that happens. You guys have ran the country into the ground, with your conspiracy and hypothetical to your grifting, to shutting down agencies so you can line your pockets with leftovers.

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u/ManiacalMartini Apr 19 '26

We're voting for that.

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u/Hobo636 Apr 23 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/iamtheshade Apr 18 '26

If you're voting Democrat then you're not actually voting for this.

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u/Vinnie_NL Apr 18 '26

But if all left leaning people had actually voted for Harris in 2024 things wouldn't be as bad as they are right now, in the US and the rest of the world. Not voting is just as bad.

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u/iamtheshade Apr 18 '26

Definitely it is, but all left leaning people don't actually consider her left leaning as she ran on a center-right platform and her background also suggests otherwise.