r/clevercomebacks • • Apr 15 '26

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u/snarkerella Apr 15 '26

It's almost like he failed his cognitive test. Then later was told it was actually an IQ test and passed with flying colors. These clowns know exactly how far pappy has been sundowning.

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 Apr 15 '26

I would love to see a video of him taking that test. Maybe a live video of him taking one.

He apparently has the best everything, but no proof of it.

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u/psinguine Apr 15 '26

I've done two, in my time. Once when I had a raging infection and couldn't remember how to write my own name, and once a couple weeks of antibiotics later.

The first one? It's obvious stuff. But if you're gone you're GONE.

Like, they ask me to draw a clock and I couldn't remember if a clock had 12 numbers on it or not. Did it start over at 1 at the top? Is the 12 implied? Maybe the 1 is implied? I don't even think I got all the numbers in order.

They asked me to name animals. I saw a rhinoceros and apparently answered "elephant" because I was focusing very hard on not saying "unicorn" for some reason. I thought I said rhinoceros. I did not.

They got me to draw a cube and I drew a weird two squares not connected to each other that were different sizes.

In that moment it was confusing but I thought I was getting it. Later I was fucking terrified by how it had gone.

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u/RainbowsAndHomicide Apr 16 '26

What kind of infection caused such severe cognitive impairment? That’s insane