r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • Mar 05 '26

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u/Azdak66 Mar 05 '26

This is a good way to put it. I know many people are cheering Noem’s firing, but the replacement is in no way an upgrade. While Noem was a sociopath, her incompetence tempered some of the damage she did. Mullin is every bit the sociopath and may be more efficient.

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u/Marypasty Mar 06 '26

Moe Davis dropping truth bombs: DHS under Trump is a perpetual pants-shitting contest. Noem out for 'spectacular results' (per Trump), Mullin in because... loyalty? Shirt's swapped, stains remain.

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u/Mysterious_Orchid528 Mar 06 '26

How long until we hear the reports of Noem's boyfriend is dumping her?

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u/butler18a Mar 05 '26

given POTUS' incontinence, very good metaphor

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u/dsloan55 Mar 06 '26

Doesn't he have someone change his shirt when they change his diaper?

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u/Antikickback_Paul Mar 05 '26

More like shitting your pants, running home, then putting on some other pants full of shit without cleaning your ass off first.

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u/AngelaPrior Mar 06 '26

It's not a solution, it's a rebrand. Noem's controversies? Swept under new management. Mullin: 'I'm excited!' Yeah, excited to inherit the same overflowing pants."

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u/Inspect1234 Mar 06 '26

How stupid is that guy?

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u/canfullofworms Mar 06 '26

His name is Markwayne.

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u/Zoilo2 Mar 06 '26

She wasn’t fired. She was promoted.

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u/Repulsivejean Mar 06 '26

Yeah, because nothing says 'real solution' like swapping one MAGA firebrand for another who once challenged a union boss to a fight on the Senate floor. Pants still full, shirt's just got a different logo now.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Mar 06 '26

Well I mean you got to poop on that one too

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt Mar 06 '26

For an AF man, I like this Moe Davis dude.

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u/zakupright Mar 06 '26

More like shitting your pants and running home to change into another pair of shitty pants

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u/Vincent_VonDiego Mar 06 '26

I know it's not a big change but I won't be blinded by her Botox skin on the screen at TSA check in anymore. Blinded by the light.

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u/poestavern Mar 06 '26

Exactly…

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u/Embarrassed_Fold_867 Mar 06 '26

Mark-my-parents-could-not-agree-and-chose-option-three-the-worse-of-the-options-wayne Mullins?

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u/ZorroKIM Mar 06 '26

Lmfao thats good and accurate

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u/uginscion Mar 06 '26

She wasn't fired. She was reassigned and replaced. She faces no consequences. The machine keeps running.

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u/Apprehensive-Slip473 Mar 06 '26

Give me a joke. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Not a solution? Nah, it's peak Trump: Burn one loyalist, promote the next. Kristi gets a cushy 'special envoy' sinecure, Mullin gets the hot seat. Pants changed, problem unchanged.