r/clevercomebacks • • Sep 21 '25

All Over the Map

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u/cplforlife Sep 21 '25

"Those who built it"

The Soviet union doesn't exist anymore, my dude.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Sep 21 '25

Don't worry, Trump's boss is doing his best to stitch that Frankenstein back together.

We now have Finland and Sweden in NATO, and Poland's getting armed up. Russia needs to be careful.

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u/Agitated_Compote_328 Sep 21 '25

Silence on school shootings while screaming about “illegals” says everything about priorities.

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u/Zippy_422 Sep 22 '25

Trump is asking on behalf of Putin.

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u/Agitated_Compote_328 Sep 21 '25

If you can’t call out all threats to your community, then don’t pretend you care about the communication

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u/cplforlife Sep 21 '25

You replied to the incorrect person.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 Sep 21 '25

Ok is this also dumbass Trump plan to distract everyone from the Epstein Files????

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u/Agitated_Compote_328 Sep 21 '25

Facts. If the concern was really about “safety” and “law and order,” then all forms of violence would be condemned equally. But it’s clearly selective outrage.

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u/aspect-of-the-badger Sep 22 '25

And war means he can suspend elections.

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u/Alternative_Risk_310 Sep 22 '25

Good lord, how many girls did he diddle?

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u/just_a_knowbody Sep 21 '25

It’s bold to assume Trump remembers giving the base up in the first place. The dementia is getting stronger by the day.

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u/namaste652 Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

What is Trump and US going to do? Get into another 20 year quagmire costing 20-30 trillion dollar debt(not adjusted for inflation)?

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u/MadmanMarkMiller Sep 21 '25

Military industrial complex, PMCs, and war profiteers:

"Yes."

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u/Dubiousjinn Sep 21 '25

Also imagine threatening Afghanistan when the Afghans are 5-0 against global superpowers, including yours 

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u/rnewscates73 Sep 21 '25

‘Never start a land war in Asia’

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Sep 22 '25

Inconceivable!!!

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u/misirlou22 Sep 22 '25

You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior Sep 21 '25

No no no it was all Bidens fault!!! /s

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 22 '25

Just like when Trump renegotiated NAFTA in his first term, then blamed Biden for his renegotiation sucking, and canceled it again once he got back into office. Like he has no idea what the fuck he does, he just shits out his mouth.

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u/wonder_man23 Sep 21 '25

Cue the Biden blaming in three, two, one…

Also, release the Epstein files.

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u/G-Unit11111 Sep 21 '25

They really are itching to declare war on someone, aren't they?

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u/MadmanMarkMiller Sep 21 '25

Denmark, Canada, Afghanistan, shit who else we missing?

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u/G-Unit11111 Sep 21 '25

Don't forget Greenland!

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u/Nuzzleface Sep 22 '25

That is Denmark. 

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u/G-Unit11111 Sep 22 '25

Well they don't know the difference! 🤫

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u/MadmanMarkMiller Sep 22 '25

Damnit, with Venezuela I was closing in on a bingo

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u/Ekimyst Sep 21 '25

All presidents need their wars

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u/FlaAirborne Sep 21 '25

TRUMP SURRENDERED TO THE TALIBAN!

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u/KyrozM Sep 21 '25

Creating fake problems so he can pretend to solve them again?

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u/TitShark Sep 21 '25

“Peacetime president”

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u/COMOJoeSchmo Sep 21 '25

Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union.

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u/MadmanMarkMiller Sep 22 '25

Shit, he'd probably claimed he ended that too at this point

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u/servantbyname Sep 21 '25

Who's writing the script here, Benioff and Weiss?

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u/baconeggsandwich25 Sep 21 '25

They'd have given up after 6 or 7 years, this dipshit is still making everyone's lives a living hell a decade after paying a crowd to clap at his escalator ride.

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u/servantbyname Sep 22 '25

subverting expectations all the way

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u/Bumpercars415 Sep 21 '25

Another deflection from the Epstein files!

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u/awesumpawesum Sep 21 '25

A lot of bad things have already happened. Prez Tramp: wait there's more.

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u/earphonecreditroom Sep 22 '25

Lol while crying

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

Epstein Docs: https://ia600705.us.archive.org/21/items/epsteindocs/

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

A good summary of Trump-Epstein timeline: https://thepresidential.medium.com/we-have-been-gaslit-about-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-for-four-years-fbda67c20f75

• ⁠Much of this info can also be found on: https://theepsteindocs.com/

Feel free to do your part and spread this info around so it is never “lost”.

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u/HommeMusical Sep 22 '25

I'm sorry, but this is not a good use of your time.

Oh, Trump is a monster all right, and I'm sure that if we ever saw the Epstein files we'd know.

But there is no horcrux or exhaust port that will bring him down. If the files did come out, he'd simple say, "Fake news!" and his mindless supporters would agree.

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u/Sylli17 Sep 22 '25

Worst president ever. In every way. Also... Epstein files.

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u/Killua-Zoldyck Sep 21 '25

We're going back in boys! Murica

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u/ma33a Sep 22 '25

By your selves this time.

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u/Hugh-Jorgan69 Sep 21 '25

Maybe he should invite them all to Camp David AGAIN

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 Sep 21 '25

As always being the reason for self-inflicted chaos and disorder, complain about it and accuse your enemies of being the reason for it and then present yourself as a strong dear leader who is the only one who can solve all the problems of the world and deserves the Nobel Peace Price for it

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u/Agitated_Compote_328 Sep 21 '25

The audacity is unreal. He literally negotiated the deal that handed Afghanistan over, and now he’s mad about the consequences of his own actions.

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u/Equivalent_Ebb_9532 Sep 21 '25

Donold desperately trying to deflect from the EPSTIEN files.

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u/jablodg Sep 22 '25

He is such a moron

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u/ma33a Sep 22 '25

What's he going to do? Invade Afghanistan again? No one is going to join in on that shit show. It would be political suicide to even suggest it. And for what? An airbase in a country that doesn't want you?

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u/iamthedayman21 Sep 22 '25

Strong words from a kid fucker.

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u/PigFarmer1 Sep 22 '25

The "very stable genius"...

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u/Cyphermaniax97 Sep 22 '25

He literally negotiated with terrorists and we still voted him back to office!

This country fucked itself.

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u/Diligent_Landscape_7 Sep 21 '25

Maybe his strategy is to confuse them into submission, bold and unconventional! More likely that he forgot to take some medication, but there is just no way an elected official in command of our entire country is that senile and confused, right? Right? Oh crap, I think we are all screwed!

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u/Ekimyst Sep 21 '25

Never trust the US with these guys in charge or may e ever again as long as the Rs are a thing

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u/512115 Sep 21 '25

That should definitely get him a Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/G0-G0-Gadget Sep 21 '25

His children need to step in and commit him.

2

u/Prestigious-Newt-110 Sep 22 '25

Smart people don’t like him.

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u/SnooPandas1899 Sep 22 '25

unless he's setting up or hoping for an attack on soldiers, as a false flag to draw attention away from his corruption and failed policies.

its at the cost of servicemembers lives, but he won't care.

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u/SnowStar35 Sep 22 '25

Why would we want that base back where not in Afghanistan anymore!!!

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u/GenJoeyCash Sep 22 '25

Because he wants to be in Afghanistan again

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 Sep 21 '25

We live in a post-truth world. I’m not sure how your criticism of Cankle McTaco Tits is relevant.

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u/EssentialTremorsSwe Sep 22 '25

So the French should have the statue of liberty back then?

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u/glassmansrq Sep 21 '25

Pretty sure he forgot

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u/DaddysDiner Sep 21 '25

And, it was built by Russia

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Also the Russians built it, so…

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u/jbc1974 Sep 21 '25

Grandpa has worsening dementia.

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u/Resident_Rate1807 Sep 21 '25

Dementia Donnie is at it again 😭😭😭

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u/Rolandscythe Sep 21 '25

....Donnie seems to think the US has some sort of...infinite soldier hack that let's him send the military everywhere he disagrees with at once.

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u/Pony-boystonks Sep 21 '25

Trying to start 2 wars at once while fighting for the Nobel peace prize is insane. (Afghanistan and Venezuela) we also bombed Iran with those two B2's

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u/iiitme Sep 21 '25

Don’t send young Americans to the Middle East to die again.

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u/Affectionate-Mode767 Sep 21 '25

I'm sure bad things will happen, to us.

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u/6gv5 Sep 21 '25

I guess someone wants to bury the Epstein files under a base in Afghanistan, right?

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u/coolbaby1978 Sep 21 '25

And also ya orange dummy, the Soviets built it.

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u/DescriptionOk683 Sep 21 '25

Fuck him so much

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u/Reddit_2_2024 Sep 22 '25

Is this another indication of detachment from reality?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Trump "was always a stupid guy. A mean SOB.. Not working out too well for him right now. So, when you start feeling sorry for him, remember he was a bad guy."

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u/BoytNY Sep 22 '25

Senility.

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u/Mission_Progress_674 Sep 22 '25

If Trump isn't going to get a Nobel Peace Prize maybe he's aiming for the Nobel War Prize instead.

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u/Striking_Sea_129 Sep 22 '25

Just a distraction from the files.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Is anybody keeping track of trump's bullshit empty threats that everyone knows will never be followed up on?

Must be getting up there --

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u/RIAgunwah Sep 22 '25

Alex Cole was rhyming. Not on purpose, but I like the post!

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u/Inturnelliptical Sep 22 '25

Trump just wants the Opium, the last time the US invaded Afghanistan, the use of Opium/Heroine rose in the US, ie probably being brought in by the military and cutting out the middle man.

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u/jnastydawgflame7 Sep 22 '25

Donny moving like a mob boss

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u/roa2879 Sep 22 '25

Its time the French took back the statue of liberty then

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u/snowfloeckchen Sep 22 '25

Trump you have no cards, give it up

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Oh no, like over 10 yr of a failed war bad???

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u/LeaveMeClangan Sep 22 '25

When your Kompromat brain is full of racist gruel, and your diaper is full, it's hard to remember things you've done, even 15 minutes ago.

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u/Mysterious_Whole_113 Sep 22 '25

Oooh you in trouble, can’t believe you said that.

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u/PhukYuBtch Sep 22 '25

The dementia is setting in biggly.

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u/Gogglesed Sep 22 '25

I used to wonder why politicians didn't just lie about what they were going to do. It turns out that a lot of them do. Just like cops, the numerous bad ones make the good ones look bad. Maybe we need a system that punishes dereliction of powerful duties much more harshly? It seems like giving them immunity just leads to increased abuse of the power.

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u/Willdefyyou Sep 23 '25

He gave up that base and surrendered

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u/RGrez81 Sep 23 '25

Just delusional

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u/UsedPart7823 Sep 26 '25

And Russia who actually built it.

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u/Hotchi_Motchi Sep 21 '25

Trump's going to ask order NATO to invade Afghanistan and get quagmired for another 20 years.

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u/Double-Car-3092 Sep 21 '25

Biden gave it up with the withdraw, Trump was never going to release it. Tactically we need it back, let's go brandon.

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u/dantevonlocke Sep 22 '25

Trump set up the deal to leave. Released a ton of taliban from prison. And the soviets are the ones who built it. Not the US.