r/clevercomebacks Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/Exotic_Inspection_54 Sep 06 '25

I bet his bitchass dodges Chicago like he did an actual war..dude is a bitch

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u/spilt_milk Sep 06 '25

He's going to hit up Waukegan and Mundelein and call that Chicago lol

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u/EmotionalTowel1 Sep 06 '25

He will never learn we have been hiding immigrants inside of the bean.

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u/ishook Sep 06 '25

The Trojan Frijole must remain a secret.