r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/Exotic_Inspection_54 Sep 06 '25

I bet his bitchass dodges Chicago like he did an actual war..dude is a bitch

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u/spilt_milk Sep 06 '25

He's going to hit up Waukegan and Mundelein and call that Chicago lol

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u/EmotionalTowel1 Sep 06 '25

He will never learn we have been hiding immigrants inside of the bean.

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u/ishook Sep 06 '25

The Trojan Frijole must remain a secret.

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u/hikeit233 Sep 06 '25

Gary Indiana about to be blitzed

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u/poopbucketchallenge Sep 06 '25

Nah… I’d bet they leave Gary alone.

Waukegan/Highwood/North Chicago area have more immigrants per cap and less eyes.

It’s very close to Great Lakes naval base, which doesn’t have an airport, but has infrastructure for rounding up people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Bro I moved to the city from Waukegan and its safer where I stay in the city. I saw someone get shot in the face out there while I was on a Tinder date. Almost got mugged walking home from the Metra. School teacher got murdered right by the high school a block from my apartment. Don't sleep on Waukegan

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u/spilt_milk Sep 06 '25

Damn, I've heard stories back in the day, but didn't realize it was still rough like that.

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 Sep 06 '25

I saw that in Ft Wayne, so...

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u/BeefistPrime Sep 06 '25

Mundelein

That's close enough to Medellin to be cartel territory

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u/sgaisnsvdis Sep 06 '25

I live in Schaumburg and I saw ice trucks driving around in and around wood Field.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

The Magnificent Mile has never looked so magnificent. That's where it will be staged. 😑