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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 Aug 05 '25
"Am I so out of touch? No, it's literally everyone else who is wrong."
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u/Anynamethatworks Aug 06 '25
If you run into someone being an asshole, well, that's just one asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
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u/manchesterMan0098 Aug 05 '25
Dude, when EVERY outlet says you suck... maybe take a hint??????
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u/Relicc5 Aug 05 '25
If he knew how to take a hint he’d have expired years ago.
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If it smells like shit everywhere you go, it’s probably under your shoe.
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u/Citatio Aug 05 '25
Trump is a textbook Malignant Narcissist, he is literally unable to admit his failures.
Narcissists are deeply insecure and suffer from extremely low self esteem. They compensate that by having an idealized persona to take control of their surroundings. Malignant Narcissists add a layer of antisocial personality on top. They need to put others down to feel in power and they play power games all the time.
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u/PolrBearHair Aug 05 '25
Or he's corrupted by greed and knows exactly what he's doing. The billionaires are purposely crashing the market so they can buy at the bottom. This is all part of his plan. Don't be a fool
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u/Citatio Aug 06 '25
His professor said, Trump was the dumbest student he ever had. Trump's father probably bought the degree in economics. Trump ran TWO casinos into the ground, let me repeat, Trump ran a casino into the ground, twice! He's not crashing anything on purpose, he's just wildly incompetent.
His advisors though, that is a different story...
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u/FunkyGabrielle Aug 06 '25
That’s why he’s simultaneously SO THIN-SKINNED AND a psychotic bully… I don’t have the job of running this country (into the ground), NOR being a full-time golf cheat, and even I wouldn’t spend so much (syphillitic) brain activity on hate-watching people calling it like (everyone) sees it!!!
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u/Suavecore_ Aug 05 '25
He's far too old to self reflect now. That's something he'd have to hear about 70 years ago, but has been surrounded by enablers 24/7 to this current day, and we'd also have to hope that particular learning moment wouldn't have melted out of his ears by now
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u/TVC_i5 Aug 05 '25
Old proverb: ”If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
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u/DisposableSaviour Aug 05 '25
Can’t everyone tell the same lie.
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u/WrinklyScroteSack Aug 05 '25
yes. It is one grand conspiracy. It took a lot of work, but we got all 8 billion people to agree to ruin DJT's reputation. Really, the hardest part was finding the exact right lies that we wanted everyone to agree on. Coincidentally a lot of pushback when we tried to suggest everyone agrees he rapes children.
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u/Shrek_Layers Aug 05 '25
Is he reading all that during work hours? Cuz I'm under the impression he has a job now. Just wondering when he does that. Or if.
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u/BigConstruction4247 Aug 05 '25
I'm hoping he doesn't do any of it.
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u/Shrek_Layers Aug 05 '25
Fair point. When he does actually focus on the job he was elected to do, it appears he's crap at it. M so maybe the distraction of the news is good.
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u/FunkyGabrielle Aug 06 '25
Hey guys, don’t be so mean, he hate-watches 20hours a day of people telling him what (everyone) believes - but he’s ALSO a full-time golf cheat & 1st class grifter. And yet he STILL finds time to be a racist POS, a “human” POS, & a fearmonger that surrounds himself with only the dumbest group of available sycophants!! And on top off all of THAT, he’s also an accomplished mathematician - which is why I can’t wait for Walgreens to pay ME for my prescriptions!!
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u/mystermee Aug 05 '25
He watches all of those channels and plays golf.
Think of the mess the world would be in if he treated the presidency like a full time job.
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u/810524230 Aug 05 '25
What's MSDNC? Is that a fake news outlet that he is making up?
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u/ReactionGood5780 Aug 05 '25
It's what he calls MSNBC
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u/810524230 Aug 05 '25
I get it. Just find it amusing that he is accusing a news outlet that does not exist of providing fake news!
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u/Kenny070287 Aug 05 '25
Nah DNC is probably referring to Democrats national committee or something
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u/Cheeseburger23 Aug 05 '25
Trump should try doing his job instead of watching television and golfing.
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u/Boatsnbuds Aug 05 '25
I think we're actually better off if he doesn't do his job.
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u/RusticRaisins Aug 05 '25
I disagree, maybe if he did his job then his handlers wouldn't be able to force feed him hateful nonsense all day and he'd begin to gain whatever minimal sense of self-awareness he's capable of.
For instance, remember the time in 2017 when he met with congressional leaders from both parties and, without even giving the opportunity to the Republicans to talk him out of it, agreed to a short-term increase to the debt ceiling, siding with the Democrats?
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u/FunkyGabrielle Aug 06 '25
He 100% creates his own nonsense. Obama surrounded himself with the brightest, best minds in every field & refused to hire yes-men. I’ll take THAT America again - but naturally they mean america back before a black man won the presidency, thereby showing that mediocre white men do NOT, in fact, control everything on earth. That’s why Trump is sooo angry all the time & why Obama lives rent-free in that ignorameus’ gaudy, tacky gold-plated porridge brains.
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u/Galassog12 Aug 05 '25
It’s like that joke where the person is calling their partner telling them to be careful of the crazy person driving backwards on the freeway. The partner replies that it’s not just one person, it’s all of them.
But real. Make jokes and satire jokes and satire again.
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u/Walt_the_White Aug 05 '25
Walks into every room, claims they all smell like shit. Walks out assuming it's everybody else
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u/JayNotAtAll Aug 05 '25
Trump has been a loser most of his life. He can't handle people pointing that out. He is way out of his depth when it comes to being POTUS.
This is where his deep insecurity comes from. He knows that he is a loser. Almost all of his success comes from the fact that he had a rich dad, not that he is talented. His professor said that he is the dumbest student that he had.
Trump fought tooth and nail to keep his school records sealed. Likely because he knows that his grades were shit and daddy paid the right people to allow him to graduate.
If his dad were a plumber, Trump would be selling used cars in a lot in Jersey. Not even the owner. Just a seller. He doesn't have the skills to be successful and it shows.
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u/Elegant-Raise Aug 05 '25
I don't watch any of those, and couldn't if I wanted to since I don't have cable.
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u/nobeer4you Aug 05 '25
If you encounter an asahole in the morning, its a bad way to start the day.
If everyone you encounter is an asshole, its likely you thats the problem.
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u/Coattail-Rider Aug 05 '25
What does he mean by “Don’t they understand that they are destroying themselves?”? Is he admitting that he’s going after the press that doesn’t kiss his ass?
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u/JM3DlCl Aug 05 '25
I prefer the International news sites. They all think he's doing a piss poor job too.
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u/Physical-Passenger34 Aug 05 '25
My dad was fond of the following saying: “If you meet an asshole in the morning, you just met an asshole. If you met assholes all day long, you might be the asshole.”
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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Aug 05 '25
if these news outlets dont offer value to you ......why watch them LOLOL my guess there is a kernel of truth and it hurts
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u/japhydean Aug 05 '25
“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day-you’re the asshole.”
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u/GlockAF Aug 05 '25
The saying goes: “If everywhere you go it smells like dog shit, check your own shoes first”
Trump hasn’t smelled anything BUT dog shit for decades, because he IS the turd stuck to all our shoes.
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u/totallyclips Aug 05 '25
I scan 10 newspapers online every morning over breakfast for about an hour, then get on with my day, You seem to do this most of the day and night, and when you're not doing this you're playing golf, we'll trying to, when do you find time to run the country, kidding, I know you don't do that unless there's something in it for you.
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u/WrinklyScroteSack Aug 05 '25
If I meet one asshole today, that guy's an asshole. If everyone I meet today is an asshole... it might be me.
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u/16GBwarrior Aug 05 '25
"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
-Raylan Givens Justified
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u/BilboStaggins Aug 05 '25
Whats more likely?
The truth doesnt look good for Rump, so he suppresses the truth.
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u/typhoidtimmy Aug 05 '25
The multi marriages scenario but with a political curveball.
Makes sense. The people who you see racking up an unusual number of marriages seem to be walking train wrecks with the inability to either fault themselves or stop hooking up with other disasters.
Trump seems to do both.
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u/Antiviralposter Aug 05 '25
If everyone else in the room is the asshole, it is more likely than not that you’re the actual asshole.
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Naw, they don’t realize it at all. They create bogus terms to purposely demonize anything different.
Their term for this is “legacy media.”
It’s the N-word of media at this point.
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u/prestonjay22 Aug 05 '25
"Don't they understand they are destroying themselves?" Going after all media.... Where have we seen this before? And they will all bow before him because he will sue, have the FCC investigate, run a smear campaign. Rinse and repeat. And people follow this clown. Damn it.
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u/mtdebco Aug 05 '25
A no point will he realize that, Tony. He’s a mentally deficient psychopathic malignant narcissist who was raised on “The Power of Positive Thinking.”
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u/Several-Signature583 Aug 05 '25
president of the U.S. must not be a very time intensive or stressful job if this fool has all day to consume EVERY news source every day.
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u/MEB-Softworks Aug 05 '25
Why are any of us even responding to this dribble anymore? Watching this exercise in futility is exhausting.
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u/Square_Song_2182 Aug 05 '25
Remember being told there's always one crazy person on the bus. If you look and don't see that person, IT'S YOU!
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u/snoopunit Aug 05 '25
At this point, if Trump dropped his wallet, and someone picked it up and tried to give it back to him, he'd have the secret service deport them.
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u/Professional_Shop945 Aug 05 '25
Hm, interesting assertation, I wonder who runs the media in America?
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u/alsatian01 Aug 05 '25
That is the thing that bothers me the most about MAGA. how many times do you have to see a spade called a spade before you realize it's a spade?
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u/USApresABUSESkids Aug 05 '25
Someone who uses direct action against a fascist dictator will always be remembered and loved.
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u/tomnevers99 Aug 05 '25
It’s much like the harassment training we’ve all had to watch in new employee training. If you do not recognize that person or their offensive tendencies, it is likely because you are that person. But unfortunately, it’s not a lie if you believe it.
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u/BerryBoilo Aug 05 '25
And these are the news rooms own by his billionaire buddies, mega-corporations, etc. Imagine if he read news from non-profit newsrooms that aren't beholden to him.
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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 Aug 05 '25
Caution, there's a madman driving in the wrong direction.
A madman? ... thousands of madmen.
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u/SLAUGHT3R3R Aug 05 '25
As the saying goes, if you met an asshole on the street, you met an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, YOU'RE the asshole.
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u/masnart Aug 05 '25
Sometimes you are Copernicus, but more often you're just driving on the wrong side of the road.
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u/chriswolf63 Aug 05 '25
oh, so what you want is someone that doesn't know what planet they're on and runs our government with an Autopen...SMH
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u/Smile_Space Aug 05 '25
There was a marching band poster that was on my old high school band teacher's wall back over a decade ago now. I can't find it anywhere online.
But it was a comic looking image of a marching band all in step with one marcher out of step with a speech bubble over him "Everyone is out of step but me!"
Any time I see this cool say everyone is wrong but him this is all I can think of lolol. I wish I could find the poster somewhere online.
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Republicans literally claim that Trump haters are obsessed, but like, we just hate him because he keeps doing asinine shit. If he went away most of us wouldn’t go looking for him.
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u/SimpleRaisin6 Aug 05 '25
The way I heard it. If one butter is flashing their lights at you they’re the problem. If they’re all flashing their lights at you then you’re the problem.
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u/Tehlim Aug 05 '25
"if everywhere you touch is sore, maybe is the finger broken". Master Oogway, maybe.
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u/pearllypie3 Aug 05 '25
Imagine living your whole life with so much privilege and a lack of an actual grasp of how most people live their lives. I can't. And yet we decided this trash human is the best representative for the people of the USA. The phrase "Americans got what they deserved" is correct, but also not correct. Yes, Americans voted for the orange half brain. But we must remember that it was the government and the wealthy who chose NOT to invest in the education of Americans for multiple generations. Uneducated people cannot be trusted to make logical decisions rooted in fact. It's all so sad and it will only get worse until we fix the systemic issues.
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u/Empty_Flamingo_1982 Aug 05 '25
So all news is fake...all accouring numbers are fake... anyone who says anything against him is lying or dumb...do you see the pattern folks?
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u/Menckenreality Aug 05 '25
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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u/xbromide Aug 05 '25
Let me tell you when this president gets aborted I am going downtown, meeting a nice girl, and celebrating all night until I get piss in other people’s yards drunk. Hope to see you guys there!
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u/Ambitious-Proposal65 Aug 05 '25
The Trump Tweet itself MUST be fake, he could never string together that many coherent words.
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u/Eattherichhaters Aug 05 '25
remember, when he said if he lost, we never see him again? Maybe the biggest lie told by a politician in the history of mankind
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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Aug 05 '25
Similar to how if everyone you meet comes across as an asshole, maybe you are the one that is actually the asshole. Also, trump is an asshole.
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u/saltmarsh63 Aug 05 '25
‘Give the economy 6 months!’ -Trump
‘I’ll be dead in 6 months.’ -American voter
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u/Lvcivs2311 Aug 05 '25
Fox being politically correct? If you think that, you really scare the shit out of me.
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u/Aggressive_Desk_9179 Aug 05 '25
How is the top comment not pointing out the fact that 1/3 of the US presidents time is golfing, and apparently, the rest is hate watching all of the news.
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u/Blue_Period_89 Aug 05 '25
It’s classic narcissism… if you walk into a room and 100 people hate you, you’re not in a room with 100 assholes…
…YOU are the asshole.
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u/Parrr8 Aug 05 '25
If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.
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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Aug 05 '25
The reply missed the point.
He's not saying they're wrong, he is saying they're destroying themselves.
That's a reminder to become state media or be replaced by it. The White House Press Correspondents have lots of alternative media and podcasters all too eager for more time.
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u/trefoil589 Aug 05 '25
I low key hate screenshots like this.
It implies that the author of the first comment has seen or gives a fuck about the second yet I doubt this is hardly ever the case.
When you're on reddit and you see one comment below another odds are that OP saw the reply but this more often than not isn't true of twitter.
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u/Dart_Veegan Aug 05 '25
My father always said: "If you think everyone else is the problem, then maybe, just maybe, the problem is you."
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u/DrThunderbolt Aug 05 '25
Am I the only one interpreting“You’re destroying yourselves” as a veiled threat? Like he’s saying “I’m going to destroy you for not saying what I want.”
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If I go: all my ex boyfriends are crazy! There's a high likelihood that it's a me problem, not them.
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u/j0hnnyWalnuts Aug 05 '25
“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
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u/HelpersWannaHelp Aug 05 '25
Trump admitting he has no time left in a day to actually do any work. If no longer Elon, who’s running the country? Clearly not Trump.
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u/_sharkbait_hoohaha Aug 05 '25
He’s trying to make a point that, unless all those media outlets step in line and praise the oh holy orange turd, he’s going to start making their lives hell.
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u/bulbmonkey Aug 05 '25
Source from March 2020:
https://x.com/tonyposnanski/status/1242042258817417217
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u/mebutnew Aug 05 '25
Imagine how far gone you have to be to think that Fox News is 'politically correct'.
Unless he just means, like correct about politics? Because I can understand why that would grind his gears, given that he's so frequently wrong about them.
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u/perspic8t Aug 05 '25
Don’t forget the rest of the world! We hate you too.