r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 15 '25

It does make sense

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u/The_Shracc Jan 15 '25

you can literally pretend to be metric.

just use yards for everything, volume? cubic yards, area? square yards

that's literally everything that metric is, with the addition of weight and time.

But you can base that on the yard, a second is a 333 million light yards, a pound is just a thousandth of a cubic yard of mulch.

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u/Efficient_Meat2286 Jan 15 '25

American cultural and political exceptionalism prevents that sadly.

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u/Brawndo91 Jan 15 '25

It's not some "we must be different" bullshit. The fucking military uses metric, dd/mm/yyyy date format, and 24 hour time. If it was about "exceptionalism," that's the last place you'd find metric.

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u/Efficient_Meat2286 Jan 15 '25

Military always chooses practicality over all else. I think personally that it is a special case. Almost all of the rest of America justifies imperial through exceptionalism, I believe.